Happy whatever-it-is-you-celebrate, unfaithful listeners! Today, we have a bonus show for you: An audio drama written and directed by Satanic Bay Area member Jane Thomas. (You’ll remember her from episode 14, “Satan on the Silver Screen,” and episode 47, “Lilith’s Fare,” as well as the opening play from SBA’s Hell-O-Ween celebration in 2019.) Enjoy this Satanic retelling of a holiday classic — but first, a word from the author…

“This is a loyal adaptation of Dickens’ original text. Seriously, I feel strongly about the continuation of traditions, and our Satanic principles are the most important traditions of all. I think Dickens would be on our side in modern society. This is a serious, academic exercise, and in no way an excuse to make booby jokes and beat up on Christians. There will be anti-capitalist and pro-queer material in this drama–just like Dickens would have wanted.”


Hannah                                Alexa, Foster Mother, Claire

Katt Partnoy                       Foxxy

Devy Dev                             Shark Ruckerberg

Simone Lasher                   Katie Cratchit / Newscaster

Benjy Wachter                  Freddy

SprungX                               Rocky

Rosa Robada                      Lucifer the Light-bearer

KardinalSin                          Preacher

Daniel Walker                    Satan the Accuser

P.G. Jr.                                  Bobby Cratchit

David Nemoyten              Snake Hobbes

Abner Lozano                    Lyft Driver / Joe

Wilhelmina Morris           Hunter / Maria


Vocal editing by Hannah

Foley by Tabitha Slander

Special audio effects by Alex Eynstone

Editing by Jesse Badia

Script editing and production by Wilhelmina Morris




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