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In past episodes we’ve added such creatures as goats, cats, and everyday snakes to our Mephistophelean menagerie, but today… Here there be dragons. We’re making the biggest addition ever – in more ways than one. We explore the history of devilish dragons and why these mythical monsters are so often associated with Satan.
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]]>When we see Satanists and Satanism in media, it’s always the same story: Black cloaks, human sacrifices, and not a lot of authenticity. Today, we’ve singled out some of our favorite fictional works and characters that portray our real Satanic values -– even though none of these are actually supposed to be Satanists.
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]]>We have a bloody mess on our hands explaining people’s sacrilegious beliefs about a particular period in history with I Support the Girls CEO Dana Marlowe. Also, Satanic Bay Area says happy birthday, and in the news, San Francisco briefly remembers a Satanic revel best left forgotten.
Simone 0:04
Welcome to Black Mass Appeal, a podcast that brings modern Satanism to the masses. Today I’m Black Mass Appeal, we have a bloody mess on our hands explaining people’s sacrilegious beliefs about a particular period in history. Also, Satanic Bay Area says happy birthday, and in the news, San Francisco briefly remembers a Satanic rebel, best left forgotten. Joining me today, I’ve got Daniel.
Daniel 0:30
Hey, my name is Daniel. I’m an organizer for Satanic Bay Area and I’m a member of the Satanic Temple, and my blood type is B+, in spite of my disposition. That’s not a joke, by the way, that’s actually true.
Simone 0:41
And, also joining me is Tabitha.
Tabitha 0:43
Hey, this is Tabitha. I’m an administrator for a Satanic Bay Area and I have a lot of blood. That’s my blood type. A lot. *giggling*
Simone 0:54
I’m glad to hear it; I hope you have enough.
Tabitha 0:56
*giggling* As far as I know. *more giggling*
Simone 0:59
Joining us later in the show will be Dana Marlowe, the CEO and founder of I Support the Girls, and until then, you’ve got me; my name is Simone. I’m an administrator for Satanic Bay Area, and I feel like I have an adequate amount of blood, but I don’t know the blood type. I know some people, like, find that out in high school; they learn how to type their blood. I literally have no idea what mine is, so, umm, better not need any anytime soon, I guess. *giggling* Well, Black Mass Appeal is a product of Satanic Bay Area and it is not associated with any other Satanic groups. This is a podcast for Satanists to discuss modern Satanism, its history, left-leaning political activism, and how Satanism relates to current events and pop culture, or for people who want to learn more about modern Satanism, whether you’re a newbie or already involved in Satanic groups. And speaking of Satanic groups, what blood rituals have we been doing lately, guys?
Daniel 1:56
Well, you know what, we’re gonna have to do a quick Satanic rewind on this one because it occurred to me that leading up to- prior to our most recent public event, Pazuzu’s Blessing, we actually did a couple of birthday rituals right in a row that we never really had the opportunity to talk about on the show. So, I’m just going to cast my mind backwards into the abyss of time and remember that, first of all, we had a little birthday get-together ritual for Tabitha not that long ago.
Tabitha 2:25
Mmhmm.
Daniel 2:25
And then, prior to that, also, our friend Rebecca had a great party up at her place in Vallejo, and as a gift, we were able to hold a little ritual occasion there, as well. And, Tabitha, how do you think it went?
Tabitha 2:39
I thought it was a lot of fun, especially since it was kind of on the fly and I’ve never actually done that before. I mean, luckily, with, like, Rebecca’s place, putting it all together was, like, real easy, but, like, we just kind of, like, did it. It was awesome. *chuckles*
Simone 2:55
I’m still so sad to have missed it. I had a cold. I was scared it was Covid. I figured either way I shouldn’t go and potentially infect people. [I was there with my crazy toddler who couldn’t be vaxxed yet, thank you Simone for staying home <3] By the way. Covid test came back negative, *sad, whiny voice* but I still missed the party! And I was very sad!
Tabitha 3:13
We appreciate you, your sacrifice, though. [for real, thanks Simone]
Daniel 3:16
Well, the good news is, is my understanding, is she will have another birthday next year.
Simone 3:21
Satan willing.
Daniel 3:23
And, then, of course, you were there for Tabitha’s birthday just a couple of weeks later. Of course, it wasn’t technically her birthday; that was a different day, but this was the day when we were ceremonially observing it with our peers and this was a particularly challenging ritual occasion for Tabitha because it meant standing still while people said nice things about her *Tabitha starts laughing* which is *always* a hurdle.
Tabitha 3:46
*laughing* It’s so hard!
Simone 3:49
If anyone watched the Fox show, the New Girl, it’s the same thing as Winston’s ‘honey roast.’ It’s like a roast except you say nice things.
Tabitha 3:59
I really appreciated it. It’s, you know, a lot of people told me that I was very warm and, like, that I’m very inviting and I make people feel comfortable which is, like, not something that I didn’t know but it was definitely something that I didn’t know came across so well. So, I did it! *laughs* I could pack it up; no more birthdays for me! *Simone chuckles*
Daniel 4:20
On the subject of a roast, I did for our- one of the ideas that we debated for the 100th episode of BMA was a celebrity roast of Satan, which I still think is a funny enough idea that I might try to resurrect it in some form of media down the line. I just wanted to bring these up to point out that you know, these occasions they’re very much like our larger, more formal ritual gatherings only they are a little bit smaller, they need to be invitation-only, and sometimes they are a little bit more experimental, and, also, it just reminds people that, you know, ritual can be- does not necessarily have to be something that is a big to-do. Ritual can be something that is part of our more everyday lives and is something that we can engage in more casually, but, at the same time, it can still be gratifying for us and still give us an opportunity to express and exercise that side of ourselves that, maybe, ordinarily, we don’t get to let out as often as we would like.
Simone 5:16
Yeah, I mean, a ritual can be as simple as literally lighting a candle. Like, you have a candle that you, maybe, light while you’re getting ready in the morning, and you pick the candle, like, fragrance and look with intention and you, kind of, have that small observation that this is part of my getting ready for taking on the day, and that’s it. That’s, that’s a ritual. That counts. Not that you need to care about ‘counting’ to anybody else, but just so you know, something that’s small, that, that’s a ritual.
Daniel 5:48
I also want to point out on the subject of birthdays, I think I have the same attitude about my birthday that Tabitha does, which is, on the one hand, I don’t really like to make a thing about it; I don’t like to be the center of that attention, but I do like some kind of acknowledgment on the date. It’s a very tricky medium to try to navigate. So, because my birthday is right before Walpurgisnacht, for several years running, I conspired to have all of our Walpurgisnacht rituals fall on my birthday so that I could draw attention to myself, but, by default, it would not be about me. *Simone chuckles* It was not my birthday party; it was just a party that we happen to be having on my birthday *chuckling* that we would have had anyway, but, nevertheless, unfortunately, the- because of the way the calendar works, that doesn’t work every year, but for about two or three years *Simone chuckles* there in a row, I managed to nail it.
Simone 6:11
Your birthday is, what, nine days after mine? Something like that?
Daniel 6:41
Right there; yeah.
Simone 6:42
Yeah. I’m an Aries; you’re a Taurus. I think no one will be surprised by that. Yeah, I have the same kind of attitude where it’s, like, I don’t- I am not an ‘it’s my birthday month’ kind of gal. [I am heyyyy] I am a ‘hey, you want to get some dinner? It’s my birthday,’ kind of gal. Just, kind of, low key but also say nice things to me and give me a present.
Simone 6:45
I’m, uh, ‘oh, my birthday totally doesn’t matter and I don’t care anything about it until about, I don’t know, like, four hours before my birthday is over, and then I realize I haven’t done anything and I cry.’ *laughs* Because I mad-
Simone 7:24
Awww.
Tabitha 7:24
-because I didn’t do anything for it. So, which is why I’m glad that, that- Daniel knows that I have this, sort of, proclivity and helps me by planning things for my birthday. *chuckles*
Daniel 7:35
For example, this year, we spent Tabitha’s birthday at the DEVIL-ish Little Things Museum in Vancouver, Washington. If you happen to be in the neighborhood, stop by there; we had a great time and- [it does look really cute]
Tabitha 7:43
*groaning* It was so much fun!
Daniel 7:44
-I am drinking tea out of the satyr cup that I bought at the gift shop, at the gift shop right now.
Simone 7:49
Yeah, the DEVIL-ish Little Things Museum is an account that I found on Instagram- we’ll post the link in the show notes- but it is a museum dedicated to, like, tchotchkes with the Devil on it. I don’t believe the person who runs it is of any sort of particular religious affiliation, so they just have, like, postcards from, you know, the 19th century with the Devil on it and, like, matchbooks and little, you know, ceramics, and, I mean, what did you guys see when you were there?
Tabitha 8:26
Lots of ceramics, lots of ashtrays, and matchstick holders, and that sort of thing. Like, what’s cool about that Devil imagery, especially the stuff that she collects, is that it’s very much that, like, ‘oh, the Devil made me do it’ kind of stuff so it’s a lot of, like, vise, but in a gentle kind of a way, not treating it as something that you should be super ashamed of, but, like, you know, it’s there, so like smoking, drinking, gambling, that sort of thing.
Daniel 8:55
Well, I’ll tell you what, we did ask the Patreon backers whether they wanted us to do a birthday show which would be on-brand for our program. Unfortunately, that one didn’t do great in the voting; people wanted episodes like the one you’re about to hear instead, but I still suspect we’ll revisit this topic again in the future and so we will have more occasions to plumb the significance of our particular days.
Simone 9:20
Yeah, I mean, as Anton LaVey said, the most important holidays are Walpurgisnacht, Halloween, and one’s own birthday, and while we don’t do everything that LaVey says that we should do, this one seems like it fits. This one is still fun. So, we’re just really into celebrating ourselves. I mean, we’ve talked about Pazuzu’s Blessings enough, which is sort of, like, a group celebration of everyone, but it is nice to have a special day to yourself. All right. And, so, perhaps if you neglected to send us a birthday card this year, you can make up for it by leaving a podcast review. Kind of, kind of the same. So, we’ve got a couple new reviews to read. Our first one comes from Geordi93, who says: “My favorite podcast! I’m late to the game and still catching up on old episodes, but I absolutely love this podcast. It’s the perfect mix of informative and funny and always pleasant to listen to.” Well, thank you, Geordi93.
Tabitha 10:21
Yay!
Simone 10:22
You’re not late to the game; you show up exactly on time.
Tabitha 10:26
Yep, you’re just on time.
Simone 10:27
What’s it, what do they say in Lord of the Rings? ‘A wizard is never late. A wizard always arrives exactly when he means to.’
Tabitha 10:32
Yes.
Simone 10:33
It’s that kind of thing.
Tabitha 10:34
Yeah.
Daniel 10:35
So Geordi is a wizard, is my takeaway from this?
Simone 10:39
Could be.
Daniel 10:40
This would be a really weird way to get your Hogwarts letter.
Simone 10:43
Yeah, through Apple iTunes podcast reviews. You find it, like, fuckin’ six years too late. You can’t go to- well, does anyone want to go to Hogwarts anymore? I feel like we are, kind of, collectively, over it. [look, JKR is a fuckin’ TERF and I hate her, but…I’m still a Gryffindor!]
Tabitha 10:57
Yeah. *groaning noise* No.
Simone 10:58
So.
Tabitha 10:58
Uh uh.
Daniel 10:58
I mean, I didn’t really want to go there in the first place just because, like- I don’t know, that place needs- what’s, what’s the equivalent of OSHA for students? It needs, it needs a firmer regulatory hand, *chuckles* you know?
Simone 11:12
Yeah; I’m also a little concerned about, like- did they learn math? [I’ll charm a calculator; fuck off!] *Daniel laughs* Like- you know, math is not my favorite subject-
Tabitha 11:21
Wizard’s math.
Simone 11:22
-but I feel like it’s pretty useful.
Tabitha 11:23
They have Wizard Math.
Simone 11:24
Yeah, they always have wizard shit; like, their wizard science is potions. Well- do you still need to learn, like, physics?
Tabitha 11:29
Fractions?!
Simone 11:30
Normal chemistry? Yeah, I don’t know.
Tabitha 11:33
I’ll go if I don’t have to do fractions. *giggles*
Simone 11:36
I feel like Hogwarts is not an accredited place of learning. Also, students die a lot. [*sob screaming* leave hogwarts alone!]
Tabitha 11:42
Oh, it’s like a charter school! *laughter*
Daniel 11:46
See, there is a, like, Harry Potter knockoff series about where it, what- it’s, like, for college-aged kids; that makes a little more sense. That’s when you’re, like, like, that’s, that’s more of, like, the specialty career training phase of your life where it feels like magic.
Simone 12:04
Vocational.
Daniel 12:04
Yeah, it makes more sense. *chuckles*
Simone 12:07
Is that The Magicians on Sci-Fi Channel?
Daniel 12:09
I haven’t watched the show; I read one of the books. But, yeah, that’s what I had in mind.
Simone 12:12
Okay, I watched one of the episodes. It was all right.
Tabitha 12:15
My mom watched that whole series. I don’t know much about it other than the fact that there’s this weird squeaky noise in it that is supposed to be a significant- like, signifier of something, and it drove me crazy *giggling* because I would hear the TV and hear the noise and be, like, *groaning* ‘fucking magicians is on!’
Daniel 12:18
Is this, sort of, like, when I watched the Neon Genesis Evangelion for the first time and during the scenes set outdoors at the school, there’s always cicadas chirping, which, I guess, is a very common thing to hear at that time of year in Japan, but up- you’re, like, ‘the fuck is wrong with my speakers? Why?’ *Simone chuckles* It took me, it took me an episode or two to figure out that it was always during those scenes and then later to place what was there, but yeah, it’s, it was just this, this weird, mysterious bed spring noise that was driving me nuts! *Tabitha laughs* Anyway, that- we went far afield with that one; *chuckling* thank you very much Shorty93. *Tabitha laughs again*
Simone 13:10
All right, our next one comes from Michael Clew; how’s it goin’? He says, “I only listened to three podcasts, but BMA is my favorite. The hosts are fun, funny, smart, and make even the smallest of conversations fun. Even when talking about the Bible, or history, or Greece, *Tabitha giggles* this show is fun and the first thing I look for on Spotify every other week. I’ve been a loner all my life, a Satanist for just a few years. I got into Satanism through being an atheist, a metalhead, and studying everything I can. I’ve been a listener of BMA for about a year now and I’m always waiting for the next episode.”
Tabitha 13:46
Aww, thanks, Michael.
Simone 13:48
I’m kinda interested to know what the other two are, that you listen to- the other two podcasts.
Tabitha 13:52
I bet they’re about Greece.
Simone 13:53
And, also, Greece! *Tabitha giggles*
Tabitha 13:59
*giggling* That will never stop being funny.
Daniel 14:01
Why are you doing this to me? *chuckles*
Tabitha 14:03
You deserve it. *giggles*
Simone 14:04
Yeah. You’ll never live this one down, Daniel. *Tabitha cackles*
Daniel 14:07
You know, the people, people listen to the show out of order; a lot of them have no idea what we’re on about.
Simone 14:13
I don’t remember what episode it was.
Tabitha 14:15
I feel like we can have one joke. Can we have one, like, inside joke? *giggles*
Simone 14:20
We have, we have plenty of inside jokes because we have: ‘I have two points.’
Tabitha 14:25
Oh, I guess there’s Stinky Tony, too.
Simone 14:27
Stinky Tony. I’m sure our listeners can let us know about the other ones. Like, if there was a BMA drinking game, what would the rules be? Like, don’t- I saw someone say, like, we- that we say ‘cathartic’ too much, so maybe *don’t* put that one in there because you’ll probably get alcohol poisoning.
Tabitha 14:47
I stopped saying it as much because of that. *chuckles*
Daniel 14:51
I don’t remember hearing that criticism. It might be true, but I don’t really remember that one coming up very often. Certainly, if it has, it’s been a while.
Simone 15:00
Mostly in context of talking about ritual, and it wasn’t necessarily a criticism; it was just more of an observation. Anywho, thank you to Michael and Geordi for leaving those reviews. We really appreciate the time that anyone takes to, to leave us some feedback like that. And, something else that we appreciate are the folks who are contributing to our Patreon! Our Patreon is the sole means by which we, you know, finance this show and also some of the works of Satanic Bay Area, so we have some new contributors to thank. First, we have Lyra Spellman, then Nina Hellwitch, FreeThinker215, Kisa, and PA2.
Tabitha 15:40
Thank youuu!
Daniel 15:42
And, when you back the Patreon, you don’t just get a ‘thank you,’ you also get certain bonuses like being able to decide what future episodes are going to be about. The reason why you’re listening to this show right now is because the Patreon backers voted for it. Now, I was a little less specific when putting the poll together. I talked- I said this was an episode going to be about religious superstitions, about blood, and about menstruation, specifically. I was hedging there because I wasn’t really sure whether I’d find enough good menstrual-specific material to fill out an entire episode, but you know what? We did. And, here we are. All because, you, the Patreon backers- I don’t want to say demanded it, but you definitely supported it.
Simone 16:22
I just feel, like, I want to do like a PBS, like, *imitating that PBS advert voice, i call it a secretary voice* ‘thanks to listeners like you, we’re bringing you exclusive programming like…*starts laughing* how menstruation is tied to the Devil!’
Tabitha 16:32
*chuckling* I was gonna be, like, *metal roaring that divulges into laughing*
Simone 16:34
I just imagine, like, one of those, like, nice, kind of, like, older women in, kind of, like, a flowy purple kaftan, on your local PBS affiliate with her, sort of, slightly out of date but made an attempt [with] their hairstyle, some chunky jewelry, maybe some glasses, maybe not, but then they’re just, like, *secretary voice* ‘and now we bring you *metal scary voice* Satannn!’
Daniel 17:02
I’m laughing- like, like, like, you’re joking, but that would make a great PBS special. I also find it very interesting that that’s the image you have of PBS. Whereas, I think, like, PBS has a great YouTube channel; they have a very, very savvy presentation there. Emily Zarka has an excellent folklore show, and I would love to have her on our show one of these days. Maybe we should try to find a pitch for that, but I guess for most people, the PBS image is, perhaps, a few decades in arrears *laughing* of what I’m talking about now.
Simone 17:32
Well, when I think about PBS programming, like, I think about what I could watch on, like, my various apps these days and skip the televised, you know, broadcast version of PBS, but when I was a kid, you’d maybe turn on PBS to see, like, the end of a Fleetwood Mac Live in Concert thing, and then it would slide into some Ken Burns documentary, and in between would be the be-kaftaned older woman who would make the plea for you to call now with your donation so you can get the six CD set of Tower of Power, or whatever the fuck.
Daniel 18:09
*chuckling* Now I’m picturing, like, a Ken Burns war documentary, except it’s about the War in Heaven and you get these *Simone gasps* very dramatic black and white-
Simone 18:17
Ohhhhh!
Daniel 18:18
-black and white photos. These fallen angels-
Simone 18:21
Ohhhh!
Daniel 18:21
-have very dramatic and grave expressions as you pan over the stills.
Simone 18:24
Ohhhhh, I love that idea so much! You know, so, the show Community had its heyday. I didn’t finish watching the show because it, like, went to Yahoo for some reason, [it did get kind of weird; the earlier seasons are better] but one of the things I liked about that show was they would do these parody episodes that were absolutely, perfectly observed. There was an episode where they ate a Law and Order episode, and I used to just be obsessed with that show, and they got it down to the camera movements. Like, it was perfect, and they did one episode that was, like, a take on Ken Burns’s Civil War, but it was the students having a pillow fight with each other, [honestly one of the best episodes] and it was so good and now, now, now I have ideas for more projects that I just don’t have time for, but someone out there does.
Tabitha 18:25
Story my life.
Simone 18:30
You know, I only ever watch, I only ever watched one episode of Community and that was because somebody specifically recommended the D&D episode to me-
Simone 19:22
Oh yeah, mmhmm.
Daniel 19:23
-been a lot of sitcoms previously that had done, like, jokes about D&D, but it was, it was very obvious they were by people who’d never played the game.
Simone 19:29
Yeah. Yeah.
Daniel 19:29
Somebody told me this one is pretty spot on and I sat down and watched it. I’m, like, ‘yes. This is pretty much exactly what playing D&D is like,’ *Simone laughs* except Chevy Chase is not usually being a dick at your game, although if he was, you know, that would, at least, be a story for later, so that was great television. Speaking of which, it has been a very long time since we did a D&D episode of this show and I am always trying to come up with a topic, a- more specific topics so that we can revisit that because that was a very early episode for us, so something to think about.
Simone 19:57
You know, didn’t they recently change some of the structures to release some of the fantasy race stereotypes? You know what I’m saying?
Daniel 20:08
Yeah, there has been some chatter, but I haven’t followed it very closely. I, I- but, but, yeah, there was a lot of talk from the current developers about toning down the, the traditional D&D conventions of certain monsters always behaving in certain ways and, like, stigmatizing certain kinds of creatures and societies. There is some baggage that that game inherited from say, like, the, the 20th-century fantasy sources it was based on that is not necessarily great.
Simone 20:42
Well, you know, because we talk about, you know, old, like, old D&D, you know, Satanic Panic era and before D&D, but what is the modern Satanist playing on their tabletops these days? What’s the modern D&D like?
Daniel 21:00
That’s not a bad idea. It also occurs to me that just, like, the specific topic of demons and devils in D&D, which are separate things in the, in the game, it’s, like, that’s, that was a roller coaster over the, over the 50, almost 50-year history of this game. Like, there have been a lot of ins, and, outs and, controversies over how those creatures are depicted and what they mean, so maybe that is something worth examining one of these days. Anyway, food for thought.
Simone 21:27
Okay, well, we’re going to take a break, find our dice, roll for initiative, and then we’re gonna come back with the news.
Black Mass Appeal 21:38
*interlude music plays*
NEWS
Tabitha 21:48
*old-timey breaking news doots*
Simone 21:50
And, those doots mean it’s time for the news! Today, we are reading from SFGate, “A Little-known Satanic Rally, held in [80s] San Francisco, Foretold 2021’s Obsession with Conspiracy.” “The Church of Satan’s last gasp in the mainstream arrived in San Francisco on August 8, 1988-” Woo, just went right for it! *chuckles* I appreciate it. “Signs plastered outside of the Strand Theater in San Francisco…branded the sold-out, tightly packed show as ‘A Bitter Message of Hopeless Grief,’ ‘A Nightmare of TERROR!,’ and ‘An Evening of Apocalyptic Delight!’…The most explicit goal of the rally- an experimental music concert-slash-Satanists congregation-slash-promotional event- was to commemorate, nay, celebrate the murders of actress Sharon Tate, LA power couple Leno and Rosemary LaBianca, and three others nineteen years prior by the [Charles] Manson family. [sweet Satan, what assholes] In conjunction with the rally was the premiere of a film about Manson. To the collective, the killing was a symbolic end of the Summer of Love- the end of free love and hippie culture and a return to order, stratification and the emergence of their power. It was an extension of not just Manson’s will, but of the Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey’s legacy. Held in the throes of the Satanic Panic, amid fears of secret Satanists embedding themselves in schools and day cares abusing and sacrificing children in the name of the [Devil], the rally seemingly exploited these worries…’For us, the [60s] were a decade of corruption, a final culmination of Judeo-Christian rottenness,’ says [musician Boyd] Rice, who at the time was based out of San Francisco. ‘The [60s] were murdered, but its vestiges remained. We must annihilate its traces, branch and root, we must purge them from our life, and purge them from life itself. This is our sacred duty.’…This rally was repetitive, ritualized, the culmination of years of ‘youth rallies’ staged throughout California by [Church of Satan’s Nick] Schreck and Radio Werewolf, the collective named after the propaganda outlet made by Joseph Goebbels towards the end of World War II. Texas State religious studies professor Joseph Laycock-” Friend of the show. “-told SFGate that this ‘flirtation’ with Nazism was engineered to rile up as many people as possible regardless of political ideology or religious beliefs. ‘This experiment with adopting fascist tropes and iconography to make Satanism seem scary and provocative again,’ he told SFGate. The Nazi dog whistles are there: the Wolfsangel symbol, an ancient German insignia appropriated by the Nazis and then American neo-Nazi groups, printed on the flags; the rally was held on [8-8-88], an overt deployment of 88- or ‘Heil Hitler’ among neo-Nazis. These exaltations of Nazism and Masonite ideologies, Laycock explained, was likely an attempt to elevate the Church of Satan to the pantheon of these two hate movements in the public hive mind…When asked by an interviewer about the rally’s evocations of Nazi Germany, Rice replied, ‘What appeals to us about the SS or the Nazis and what we feel we have in common with its order, bringing things back to order.’ He went so far as to liken Hitler to an ‘occultist trying to bring about a pagan revival.'” [holy shit, fuck COS, just another reason to hate them!] Uhhh, fuck these guys. That’s what I got to say about that.
Tabitha 25:35
What the fuck?! Ser- like, fucking seriously? Like, I didn’t think it could get worse.
Simone 25:43
Now, of course, this is a, you know, truncated version; the article is much longer and pretty interesting. So, we’ll be linking to that in the show notes and you should check it out.
Daniel 25:53
Now, the reason why this SFGate writer is bringing this topic up now is because the piece goes on to suggest that the sort of reaction that the Church of Satan was trying to procure for themselves at the time was actually not that dissimilar to the conspiracy panic that we’re actually seeing now. It was kind of an attempt to touch those nerves, to provoke that response intentionally, and then, I guess, almost, as pointed out here, almost, you could call it, a satire of the Satanic Panic in those days. One thing that I should mention here, is Nick Schreck, who is the husband of Zeena LaVey Schreck, and was, was the frontman for Radio Werewolf there was in a weird position because I do not believe he was ever technically a member of the Church of Satan, but because he was the husband of Zeena as she served as spokesperson, and he would often make media appearances with her, he was a, kind of, a de facto spokesperson for them as well, even though he was never actually, I believe, appointed to that, to that job. Which is not helpful because he would often say dumbass things that made the situation worse. Case in point: footage from this rally appeared on the infamous Geraldo special in what was that? 88? So, *chuckles* just always making things worse was Nick at the time it seemed, so really, really odd spot that he found himself in.
Tabitha 27:21
Can I just say one thing?
Daniel 27:23
Yes.
Tabitha 27:23
*Shrek voice* Donkay!
Daniel 27:24
*laughing* What?
Tabitha 27:26
*laughing* His last name’s Shrek!
Daniel 27:28
Oh!
Simone 27:28
Oh, my god! Oh!
Tabitha 27:30
*laughing so hard she snorts*
Simone 27:32
Well, I mean, I guess that’s about the level of seriousness that he deserves.
Tabitha 27:36
*Shreck voice* Donkay.
Daniel 27:37
You know, if you’ve ever seen a picture of this dude, especially in the 80s, he looks like if you took Herman Munster and Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins and you put them in that teleporter pod from The Fly-
Simone 27:50
*laughing* What the fuck?
Daniel 27:51
-he’s what would, he’s what would come out the other end. *laughs* Sorry, just, you know, the Shrek thing, you know, put my mind on it. *Simone laughs* Anyway, sorry. Where were we? Oh, yeah, this weird Nazi rally that the Church of Satan held in San Francisco in 1988 for seemingly no reason. The fuck is up with that? It’s strange; they are *very* defensive about decrying any sort of association with that vibe today, but all you have to do is look at- it’s, like, so they were just put, they were putting it right out there trying to make it as unambiguous as possible just a generation ago.
Simone 28:27
I mean, we see this again later, like, thinking about Marilyn Manson had some Nazi imagery in his *fake fancy art voice, definitely is doing finger quotes* performance art and it’s so fucking tired and juvenile to me to try and be, like, an edgelord, like, ‘Oh, I’m, I’m just pretending to be a Nazi. I’m just trying to shock people with Nazi associations.’ And it’s, like, so what else you got? You got the shock. Great. What the fuck else you got? What are you doing here? What’s your message? Like, and the fact that they, generally, don’t have one, it just leaves it empty and leaves it open to being interpreted as, ‘well then, then you are supporting the Nazi message; you got, you got nothing else for me,’ and it’s so fucking stupid, and I hate it, and I don’t- I’m not trying to be, like, humorless here, but I don’t think this shit’s funny. So, I’m just, I’m not here for this.
Tabitha 29:31
It’s not even shocking anymore. Like, I don’t know-
Simone 29:35
It’s tired.
Tabitha 29:35
-like, yeah, it’s very tired, and I feel like it was tired back then. Maybe it wasn’t; I mean, I guess people were really into that kind of stuff. [historian here: Nazism, at least in San Francisco, in the 80s was definitely still something that people talked about and were concerned about resurfacing as a repeat of WWII. Just look at leather daddies and people were all over those guys about whether or not they were Nazis]
Simone 29:47
I mean, ’88, I was five, so I don’t really know.
Tabitha 29:48
I’m sorry. I was thinking of, like, Marilyn Manson. Like-
Simone 29:49
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Tabitha 29:46
-people were really into that sort of thing at the time. But, yeah, I just- *sighs* it’s never served me any. I don’t, I don’t feel like we need to dip into such horrifying ideologies to get a rise out of people. [true dat]
Daniel 30:03
He kind of suggests that your Satanism aesthetic is perhaps failing you if you feel that you have to find something more horrifying to provoke people with, so there’s that. Two things come to mind. One, is, over the last year and a half, I have *frequently* alluded to Ruben van Luijk’s book Children of Lucifer- great read- and he proposed a very interesting hypothesis about old Anton LaVey during the 80s. He said that LaVey liked to appeal to this, sort of, angry, dissident, white supremacist, youth subculture, not necessarily because he was a Nazi, but because he perceived those young men as, sort of, spiritually impoverished and hungry and looking for identity, and he thought, perhaps, he could lure them away from the perceived relative shallowness of that subculture into, what he would characterize, as the more, as the deeper profundity of his culture instead. [that’s some cult shit right there, I tell ya what.] At the same time, van Luijk points out that it is not a coincidence that he was appealing to groups that shared the same sorts of far and extreme right politics that he himself had been preaching for many decades, and as we know from his later books, like Satan Speaks and The Devil’s Notebook, [in] which he became even more aggressively ingrained in as he aged and as he, sort of, left that 60s mindset behind, during which he was, actually, comparably a little bit more mellow. So, that is a, surprisingly, nuanced and insightful probing of his motivations of at the time and that of the institution to which he was, although no longer the outgoing public face, is still the head of. Which brings me to an interesting question of: I find it very fascinating that the Church of Satan would *never* do this today. They would *never* in a million- they would come down on this so hard, it will leave a crater where the Strand Theater is. By the way, the Strand Theater, these days, is a playhouse; very beautiful building. And, I wonder why that is because, you’ll remember, a big part of their ethos is they are supposed to be completely invincible to public disapproval and the opinions of the little people, so why is it that they’re- what changes their culture? Maybe, *chuckling* it’s just that all of the Nazis left; for example, you know, people like Zeena and Boyd Rice are no longer part of the Church of Satan. Zeena, also, by the way, as she, as she got older, said, ‘Yeah, this was a mistake.’ She’s- it’s not a period of her life she’s proud of-
Simone 32:26
Yeah, no shit.
Daniel 32:26
-for a variety of reasons, so better late than never, I guess. That’s one possibility. However, I strongly suspect that no matter what the doctrine is, that the influences of political correctness, as they would call it, are working just as steadily on this institution, for whatever degree we can call it an institution in this day and age, as on anybody else, regardless of how vociferously they would deny that, and I think we can see the evidence of that right here. Because, again, not only would they never do this today, they like- this is not a reference that usually- they bury this pretty deep. Which is not to say that I do not think there are probably still some latent white supremacists and latent white supremacy within, you know, that particular culture. In fact, it’s- probably don’t have to dig very hard to find it. Again, it’s just, it’s kind of right there in The Satanic Bible; the sources for it, anyway. But, nevertheless, again, I still feel like, at the very least, the PR approach is radically different than once it was. Really not all that long ago, so that is intriguing.
Simone 33:26
Yeah, just- even if they try and distance themselves from it later and say it was just for shock value, or it’s just, like, an aesthetic, or whatever, and they don’t actually support Nazi thought, but you put Nazi shit out there and you’re gonna attract Nazis! So, I hope no one was shocked when, you know, you go to your next- well, I don’t fucking know – your next grotto *definitely doing finger quotes* shindig, or whatever, and there’s a bunch of fucking Nazis there, and you’re, like, *in dumb fancy voice* ‘Oh, well, how did we get all these Nazis? Maybe it’s a Nazi rally, we put on? Hmm.’
Daniel 34:00
You know, I can’t remember what the name of their annual event is slash was, but that is an interesting point of the argument that it’s all for shock value. It’s, like, well, it’s definitely not any less shocking today. In fact, it would be even more so if you did it now, so again, it is telling that nobody’s doing it now. Not that I’m complaining that they’re not, but, again, when trying to suss out why *chuckles* these approaches changed and are different, you know, I don’t know. Again, it’s, it’s telling. I guess this does explain one thing, which is, I never really understood, there are certain older Satanists who had this weird preoccupation with Charles Manson, and I just did not get it. I mean, a lot of people have [a] preoccupation with Charles Manson. You know, it’s, it’s not necessary- you know, it’s a big touchstone in Boomer, Baby Boomer history, and then, of course, like, people dig true crime, but there was always something else going on there. Here, I guess, this idea of Manson as the antithesis of the 60s flower child movement; that sort of makes sense. Also, there was an interesting conversation was going on in a Satanic Temple religious- what’s the word I’m looking for? Service! Service, the other day we’re talking about how some people apparently, like, championed Manson as, like, a weird- they felt that the way that he had been vilified as this, sort of, supernatural super villain who had this evil mind control power over people was exaggerated and stupid, and so they would end up into, kind of, became partisans of his, but for the purposes of downplaying that imagery, and I thought to myself, I’ve actually never heard anybody talk about that before. The person, by the way, talking about this felt that that was foolish approach, but, nevertheless, it was, at least, one that had never been brought up before and, at least, explained, again, some people’s preoccupation with that, so that at least was a little bit of insight. Still, I don’t know. Ooof, this one. What, what can you even say about it?
Tabitha 35:51
Stinky! PU!
Simone 35:53
Yeah, throw it out! LaVey may not have been there, I’m assuming, but it still stinks!
Daniel 35:59
Of Tony.
Simone 36:00
And in general.
Tabitha 36:01
And of, like, Nazi cheese-
Simone 36:04
Ugh.
Tabitha 36:04
-which I’m sure is a thing.
Simone 36:06
Well, I’m just gonna be like Jay Sherman from The Critic and say, ‘It stinks!’
Daniel 36:10
Nazism stinks; you heard it here first, people. *laughter*
Simone 36:14
Okay, well, for other profundities, please stick around for our main topic. Until then, we’re gonna go ahead and we’re going to take a break.
Black Mass Appeal 36:36
*interlude music plays*
MAIN TOPIC
Simone 36:53
Ever since we were old enough to learn about the birds and the…Beelzebubs, most people have accepted monthly menstruation as a fact of life, but when it comes to religion, superstition, and folklore, a lot of folks throughout history have been seeing red about these bodily basics. To help us examine the turgid taboos and devilish dynamics that malign menstruation, we’re joined by Dana Marlowe, CEO and founder of I Support the Girls. Dana, thanks for joining us on Black Mass Appeal.
Dana 37:24
Thanks so much for having me. I’m excited to be here today.
Simone 37:27
Well, just for our listeners who may not be familiar with the organization, can you just tell us a little bit about yourself and I Support the Girls?
Dana 37:34
Sure. So, my name is Dana Marlowe and my pronouns are she/her. I’m based in the Washington DC area. And, six years ago, after exercising and changing some of my eating habits, I wound up losing 35 pounds, and I know that that’s not where you thought this story was necessarily going, but after that kind of weight loss, my body changed shape and I needed some new clothing, as well as new bras, and I went shopping at a store for some new bras and while I was there, I asked this perfectly lovely sales associate- stranger to me- what I could do with my perfectly good, but no longer fitting me, bras. And, what she said, basically changed the course of my life and led me here today to chat with Black Mass Appeal, and what she said was four words. She said, “homeless women need bras.”
Simone 38:39
Yep, mmhmm.
Dana 38:40
And, I’m gonna bring us over to periods in just a second, *chuckles* I promise, but with the ‘homeless women need bras,’ and I- it made me realize I’d never thought about that and I’m somebody who donates a fair amount of products, and upcycles, and shares items all the time, but I had never opened up my bra drawer- and I am a person who chooses to wear bras, sometimes- and I never donated them, and so, she kind of opened my eyes that day. I got home and looked online for a homeless shelter near me and the first one I called in Washington DC, when I offered them, you know, 16 perfectly good sports bras and regular bras, they said, ‘How soon can you bring them here? We never have bras and we need them desperately.’
Simone 39:28
Wow.
Dana 39:29
Yeah. And, I said, ‘Well, I don’t know what I don’t know, so what else do you all need? Because if I can bring you some bras, I’m happy to contribute in another way.’ And, the guy on the other end of the line said, ‘Well, if you’re willing, maxi pads and tampons,’ and I said, ‘Absolutely.’ He said, ‘They’re not covered by food stamps; they’re not even a line item on our budget. We can’t afford them. Nobody donates them. And, we have a massive population of our clients who menstruate, so if you’re willing, that would be great.’ So, I put it out on my Facebook page and just, kind of, informed folks that I was going to be doing this collection drive of new and gently used bras, and sealed menstrual hygiene products, and would donate them two weeks later. So, this was July of 2015. So, basically, that means you should never trust me on projects and deadlines. *laugher* Because, here we are, right, six years later, and, originally- again, when I decided that- people were calling it ‘Dana’s Bra Project,’ but I decided it needed a little bit of a- I needed to move it off of my Facebook page; it wasn’t about me, and all these folks were generously donating products and it needed another, catchier name, so I went with the double entendre with support, ‘I Support the Girls.’ And, just for folks to know, we also support an enormous amount of trans and non-binary communities, as well, [yesss, women aren’t the only people who menstrate!] but when this was originally starting, this is just, kind of, the historical elements of six years ago. So, I created the Facebook page for I Support the Girls because we were supporting women and girls, and a lot of bras, as well as menstrual products, and the first donation was over 1000 bras and over 7100 menstrual products; pads, tampons, liners, and menstrual cups. [snaps for dana!]
Daniel 41:30
Now, when people heard about this project, what is their response to it? [Did] they have the same reaction as you of- was, which was, ‘I don’t know what I don’t know,’ which is a great way to put it, because you mentioned prior to this starting recording that you had worked with some Satanist groups who do administration drives across the country and one of the big points that they often raise is: why menstruation? Because this is a thing that is overlooked; it is, you know, millions of people need these basic necessities but we don’t treat them as basic necessities. Do you find that when the topic comes up, people have that same response? They say, ‘Oh, I never thought about that?’
Dana 42:04
Completely.
Daniel 42:05
Mmhmm.
Dana 42:05
Completely. Yeah, so it still surprises me, after six years, how frequently people are genuinely and earnestly shocked when we talk about how in-demand period products are and how hard they are to come by for various populations of folks. And, yeah, it just kind of snowballed; so, my, my 16 bras then ultimately became- I started a nonprofit and my inbox had exploded, the media was very kind and has been very kind to us and our topic, and we’ve just worked on really, like, advocacy and raising awareness. But, my 16 bras, is now- we’ve donated over 15.1 million products. [snapsssss]
Tabitha 42:59
Woahhhh.
Dana 43:00
Yeah, thanks. Yeah, whoahhh! I mean-
Tabitha 43:03
Woahhhh! *laughs* That’s amazing!
Dana 43:05
Yeah, 15 million products. And, it was, like- you know, if I could describe what my basement and my house look like for months and months of- my dining room was filled with, like, maxi pad mountains and my kids- they were much younger than- were, like, stacking the square packaging of tampon boxes like towers, like Lego sets. Like, as high as they could. And, bras were, just, everywhere in my house. We’ve grown a lot and became an official nonprofit, and have a board of directors, and what we realized is the problem around period poverty is everywhere. It’s not just in my area here, or in the Bay Area, or in any select cities; it truly is everywhere. And, we now have 59 affiliates, which are like chapters, if you will, from, like, I Support the Girls Dallas to I Support the Girls Chicago to I Support the Girls, you know, Orlando, and we’re International and we have I Support the Girls in the Philippines, Pakistan, Australia, Germany, and Canada, as well as all over the US, so we’ve grown and we do an enormous amount when it comes to just talking about periods to break taboos to, like, try and crush the stigma around menstruation since half the population will have, does have, or has had a period.
Daniel 44:37
Taboos and stigma. Well, that is definitely something we’re going to be talking about today. *chuckles*
Simone 44:43
Yes, and so-
Dana 44:44
I’m here for it.
Simone 44:46
Well, before we dive in, just a quick disclaimer, a content warning for our listeners. You know, some of the resources that we use do have gendered language, as has already been recognized. We know that more than women menstruate. There are, you know, trans folk, non-binary folk, just generally, people who menstruate. And, then, also, some of our sources will- well, you’ll, you’ll see- have a smack of misogyny and, also, anti-Semitism, so, you know, please just be aware that that might be coming down the pipe with some of our resources, here.
Daniel 45:25
Weird how that last one keeps sneaking in whenever we’re talking about-
Simone 45:27
I know.
Daniel 45:27
-historical beliefs about the Devil. Also, I guess I should mention upfront- so, this particular episode was my idea, although it was voted for by our backers on Patreon- thank you very much to all those Patreon unfaithful listeners out there- and the reason why I proposed this in the first place is because, you know, I think longtime listeners know *laughs* my favorite episodes are the ones where I just get to talk about the weird shit that otherwise I can only work into conversations with Tabitha, who’s very patient with me. But, if you go back to say, Episode 82, where we talked about the history of witchcraft or you go back to the Highgate episode, those are good examples of episodes with lots of weird stuff. Over the years of doing this program, I’ve noticed that there is a certain theme that sometimes emerges with the weird stuff. It’s not the most common theme, but you definitely notice it, and you definitely remember it, and after a while, I realized we could do an entire show about this. Which, from there, it was almost inevitable that I would say, ‘we should do an entire show about this,’ and enough other people that agreed with me, that here we are. So, on a scale of one to ten, what’s the- Simone, Tabitha, what do you think’s the weirdest show we’ve previously done? What would be the ten? Anything come to mind?
Tabitha 45:28
Hmmm.
Simone 46:46
That is a good question. I don’t know. I feel like our show takes topics that seem kind of mundane and dives in more deeply- because I’m thinking about our goats episode. Like, we did a whole episode on, on cute little goats *chuckles* and why people associate them with the Devil. So, again, I think this is, kind of, like, actually, it’s, it’s a mundane thing, menstruation. I mean, a lot of people do it literally every day, and yet, if you go further into history, there’s, like, a weird history to it, so I kind of think that any one of our topics could have gone this way. So, I wasn’t really surprised when this topic was, was brought up as a possibility.
Daniel 47:35
So-
Simone 47:35
I’m, like, ‘yeah, all that tracks.’
Daniel 47:37
I guess- so in that sense, if goats were, like, a five or a six on how weird the topic is and our human sacrifice episode *chuckles* was, like, a nine, this is gonna be at least a nine. Just, just gonna put that out there. *chuckles*
Tabitha 47:50
Oh, goodie!
Simone 47:50
That sounds fair. Alright, well, let’s get into the weird. So, we have a bunch of resources to get through. Why don’t we go ahead and let’s have Tabitha read our first one here.
Tabitha 48:03
*in a dramatic voice* And, here we have, from “The Taboo of Menstruation” by Janie Hampton from Aeon: “The ancient Greeks believed that if a girl’s menarche [Tab pronounces it ‘man-arch’]-“, [Men-arch]? *giggles*
Simone 48:15
[prounounces it menarsh; it’s spelled menarche] [continues but I can’t make out what she’s saying]
Tabitha 48:18
Oh, I really like that. I’ve never heard that before and I’m a big fan of it.
Simone 48:21
It’s the first onset of somebody’s menstruating.
Tabitha 48:26
Ohhhhh, okay. And, yeah.”The ancient Greeks believed that if a girl’s menarche was late, blood would accumulate around her heart, and her uterus would wander around her body.” Fair enough. *laughs*
Simone 48:40
Ok.
Tabitha 48:40
*laughing* Fair enough. “This could produce erratic behavior, from violent swearing to suicidal depression. Right into the 20th century, any inappropriate behavior or mental health in women was termed hysteria, after the Greek word for ‘uterus.’ Pliny the Elder, who died in 79CE, warned: ‘If a woman strips herself naked while she is menstruating, and walks around a field of wheat, the caterpillars, worms, beetles, and other vermin, will fall from the ears of corn…bees will forsake their hives if touched by a menstruous woman…linen boiling in the cauldron will turn black, the edge of the razor will become blunted.’ [metal] But then he also believed that drinking the blood of a gladiator would cure epilepsy…In medieval times, it was believed that if a man’s penis touched menstrual blood, it would burn up, [sounds like a you problem, fellas] and any child conceived during menstruation would be possessed by the Devil, deformed or red-haired.” [also metal]
Simone and Tabitha together 49:39
Hey! *laughter*
Simone 49:42
Rude!
Tabitha 49:44
*scoffs* “A woman with a heavy menstrual flow was advised to bind the hair from an animal’s head [onto] a young tree. If this failed, she could drink comfrey or nettle tea, while reciting numerical formulae; or she could find a toad, burn it dry, and put its ashes in a pouch around her waist.” *sighs*
Simone 50:03
That is, there’s a lot going on, a lot going on here.
Daniel 50:07
What, what did I just say? *laughter* About the weirdness? *more laughter and giggling*
Simone 50:12
On the one hand, Pliny the Elder- I’m trying to figure out if Pliny was saying that people who are menstruating are a good pest control? I’m trying to figure if that was a positive spin because, well, then, apparently, bees don’t like it very much. *Tabitha is still giggling* And, also, I- you know, *sighs* if only I had been conceived during menstruation then I wouldn’t have to spend this money on maintaining red hair. That would have been great. Thank you, Mom and Dad. *giggling*
Dana 50:43
I don’t know. I’m, I’m a little bit stuck on the wandering uterus concept. *laughter*
Tabitha 50:50
*laughing* I fucking love it. It’s, like, oh, oh, I think I filled up with blood. *laughter*
Simone 50:55
I’m just more, like, ‘I was at the store, and then my uterus came out, and then wandered into the candy aisle by itself, and I had to go get it. *giggling* There’s a whole thing you know, but- I mean, if my uterus wandered, that’s probably where it would go.
Daniel 51:10
That’s what the tubes are for; they’re like a leash. *Tabitha laughs* I- okay, so we’ll be here all night if we delve into every weird detail, but I’ve got- so, this thing about the wandering uterus; I will say, if I had an organ of any significance wandering around my body like that, I think that would produce some erratic behavior. Yes, that is a reasonable conclusion. The premise is questionable, but the conclusion, I think, is pretty sound. There’s this bit here, ‘if a woman who is menstruating, strips naked, and wanders around a field of wheat;’ go check on her. Like, just, just check-in. That feels like, that feels, like, maybe a little attention- like, maybe, maybe the wheat is not, should not be your first concern in that circumstance; I’m just gonna put that out there.
Dana 51:59
So, is this, is this a bad time to say that that sounded pretty normal to me? *Daniel bursts out laughing* Like, swap out wheat for. like, you know, like a cornfield.
Daniel 52:07
*chuckling* Uh, well-
Simone 52:09
Well, I was, I was just gonna say it sounds like a very fancy, you know, perfume ad with someone’s hands, like, gently grazing the wheat and the naked form just kind of popping in and out of view with some, you know, really cool music over it, so I’m actually, like, into it.
Tabitha 52:25
*in like a new york accent* And bleeding fucking everywhere! *laughter*
Simone 52:28
Yeah! *laughing*
Daniel 52:29
This bit about how a man’s penis would burn up at the touch of menstrual blood; that one would have been easy to test and I guarantee a lot of people did, so I question how widely this myth actually traveled. And, finally, this bit about ‘possessed by the Devil, *chuckles* deformed, or red-haired.’ One of these things is not like the other- what is going on? I, I- we have the same-
Simone 52:50
Well, I’m thinking- I’m pretty much two for three on that one. *Daniel laughs*
Daniel 52:54
I’m saying, like, like, we have the same formula here at the end of the graph, where it’s, like, ‘bind the hair from an animal onto a tree, or drink tea, or burn a toad.’ *Tabitha starts giggling* It’,s like, I- it’s good to have options, I guess.
Tabitha 53:08
Poor toad. That toad didn’t do nothin’ to nobody.
Simone 53:12
Well, so, the point is, is that there are so many bananas myths around menstruation that just seem completely out of left field when, you know, what actually happens is a very, very mundane, biological thing. So, just, just lucky, I guess, to be a menstruator, here.
Tabitha 53:37
Continuing: “In 1878, letters to the British Medical Journal claimed that menstruating women would cause bacon to putrefy…”
Simone 53:46
I would never!
Tabitha 53:48
What do you- I mean, where are you putting the bacon?
Simone 53:51
Good point.
Tabitha 53:52
Also, why did I say that out loud? *fake vomits* Okay. *laughs* “…and in 1916 the medical registrar Sir Raymond Crawford wrote that farmers still believed that menstruating women would prevent milk from turning to butter, or hams to cure. The pediatrician Bela Schick [1977-1967] believed that menstruating woman released plant-destroying substances called ‘menotoxins’ through their skin.” [again, this is all *so metal*] Isn’t that from Star Wars? That- no that’s Medichlorians. *laughs*
Simone 54:24
Midi-chlorians.
Tabitha 54:22
*laughing* “In 1919, he ‘proved’ it by asking women to arrange cut flowers. Sure enough, the flowers arranged by menstruating women died sooner. This claim was repeated in The Lancet in 1974, with the addition [that] a permanent wave would not ‘take’ to a woman’s hair during menstruation. As recently as 1980, I was told by a farmer’s wife in Shropshire that if a menstruating woman touched meat it would go rancid.” [honestly, i *wish* i could do shit like this while menstruating!]
Simone 54:54
Okay, now, *sighs* I am, sadly, reminded of some of the things I’ve seen on social media lately in regards to people who are afraid that vaccinated people will somehow shed disease onto them and then get them sick with the Coronavirus through their…shedded vaccine…germies? Anyway-
Tabitha 55:22
Mmhmm.
Simone 55:22
-about as rational as, as any one of these. Yeah, take any kind of fear of the unknown, any kind of out-group that one other group may want to ostracize, to make these absolutely bizarre, unprovable claims seems to be a common thread.
Daniel 55:43
So, of course, it is interesting that we start with ancient superstitions and move up through well into the 80s. Dana, do you ever run into any oddball menstruation myths in your work today? Because, I’m guessing, unfortunately, they have probably not gone away.
Dana 55:59
Um, you know, people, people chat with me all the time about periods, but as far as them sharing- I mean, these are pretty wackadoodle, guys. Like, this is, like, I mean, *Simone laughs* there’s a scientific study that the flowers died quickly be, from the, their group of women who were menstruating? I, I don’t, I haven’t had, actually, in the six years that everyone and anybody will talk to me about periods, I haven’t had anybody sharing some of *these* myths. I have had lots of other, other ways to say ‘periods,’ so that you don’t have to say the word, or even the word period, actually, so that you don’t have to stay menstruation, and some of those have come out of left field that I haven’t heard of. But, I haven’t heard any, like, meat purification, *Simone laughs* dead flowers, or, like, vermin and beetles falling off ears of corn, so these are, these are all new for me.
Daniel 57:10
Well, that’s a relief. So, I have coveted the opportunity to share this next anecdote on the show for so many years, and, by the way, if you knew me socially around 2017 or 2018, I definitely brought this up if the occasion presented itself. So, here is from a site, here’s from a blog called “Mythological Girls: Jahi” by Devon Allen at Museum of Girls. Museum of Girls [is] the site; “Mythological Girls” is the blog. [the site is actually Girl Museum, COME ON DANIEL GAWD] Devon Allen is the author; there, we’ve diagrammed that citation for you. “Zoroastrianism originated in Iran approximately 3500 years ago, with Ahura Mazda as its central deity…Jahi was believed to be the demonic personification of lasciviousness and debauchery…Both Iranian and Persian texts refer to her as a variation of the words courtesan and libertine, making her out to be a sexual deviant. She was said to encourage men to do evil deeds, whilst also being influential in the defilement of women which was believed to result in their monthly menstruation cycles…Jahi is shown as raising Angra Mainyu-” Longtime listeners know we’ve talked about Angra Mainyu, or Arman, as the sort of Zoroastrian Persian Devil and *possibly* a common root for the later apocalyptic Jewish and Christian Satan character, although academics will argue about that. Nevertheless, [Daniel does quite a bit of paraphrasing here, so I sort of corrected it a bit to actually match the text he’s quoting] “…Jahi is shown [as] raising Angra Mainyu from his slumber…[His] prior battles with Ahura Mazda…[had] sent him [to this slumber]…Angra Mainyu had resisted all prior attempts [to wake him], but he was roused from impotence by [Jahi]…On waking he defiled her with a kiss…[that was] believed to have afflicted Jahi with a monthly menstruation cycle, starting the pattern for women around the world. Together…they set to work on making an evil presence throughout the [world.]” I was *so* fascinated and enamored by this myth when I came on it, I think, by accident, lo those many years ago, and I absolutely loved Jahi and I’m kind of disappointed that there’s not more imagery and myth of her to refer to in terms of what her name means. It’s been translated a lot of different ways. Oftentimes, she is compared to a sex worker, but I’ve come to find out that really, it can also mean, say, an older woman, a witch, really any- a rude or glib woman- really, any woman who is, like, *chuckling* ill-behaved and is disrupting the situation is essentially what Jahi’s name boils down to, and I love it. I love that so much. I am, I am, I am so, so taken with this story, and, of course, naturally, they’re going to try, they’re going to pin this basic bodily function on her and, really, in a way, it seems, like, that is, maybe, the root of this myth is that, that is, is that she is, sort of, the, the personification of the menstrual process. Has anybody else ever heard this story, *chuckling* except when I bring it up because I brought it, brought it up? *laughter*
Simone 59:58
Uh, can’t say that I have. But, this brought to mind the euphemism for menstruation; you know, *definitely doing air quotes* ‘the curse.’ Because, in this story, it seems that it’s a curse upon her as some sort of, you know, punishment for waking him up, and it is always fascinating to hear the mythological, kind of retro, backstories that people would make up to explain biological functions that also position them as curses. Stuff like this, stuff like pain during childbirth in, you know, the Christian tradition. And, don’t get me wrong, menstruating has its downsides. It can suck. A lot. [understatment of the century] But, a curse? That’s not the first thing that, that my mind would go to. [idk, sometimes it feels like a curse…]
Daniel 1:00:51
Well, I guess I should hasten to point out that my understanding is that the- this is actually supposed to be a reward to Jahi because being demons that get, like, inverse, Cenobite [I think this is what Daniel’s saying? the like monsters from Hellraiser?]logic about what is positive or negative, but it’s supposed to be-
Daniel 1:00:51
Ok, becuase it, it said he defiled her, which I just took to mean the negative.
Daniel 1:00:55
Right, but she would like defilement is kind of the point. *chuckles*
Simone 1:01:05
Ok, well, I, I dig that.
Daniel 1:01:06
But, it’s supposed to be, it’s supposed to be a curse for everyone else, and so, really, the takeaway from this myth is this idea of menstruation as a disease or as a pollutant- which we’re going to see in another source coming up, unfortunately- so, that is, that’s the theme that, I think, emerges from this.
Simone 1:01:29
Dana, what do you think?
Dana 1:01:30
I would say, I mean, just to go off on the- instead of it being, right, such a neg- like, in such a negative light- although, I can wax poetic about the all of the things that make menstruation really, really tricky, and hard, and unpleasant, and challenging-
Simone 1:01:51
Yeah, yep.
Dana 1:01:51
Right; there’s also a lot of positives, [there are? news to me lolz] but one of the things that I think, like, legislators in the US have- in 27 US states that still have, is, is a luxury tax, right? Or, a tampon tax. But, I haven’t found anyone to say that tampons or periods are luxurious. [for realz] *Simone chuckles* So, I kind of feel like that goes a little bit along with your, you know, like, if this was supposed to be something good, like, you know, and luxurious, you know, that, that’s, that’s an element we chat about pretty regularly because I don’t have, I’ve never had one tampon that I’ve used that I have said, ‘Oh my god, this is a luxury. *Simone laughs* I feel like this is, this is a Cartier. *Tabitha starts giggling* This is, get me the black card. This is, this is like a private jet tampon.’ *laughter* Because they’re not. It’s a piece of cotton. But, yeah, so, so that’s my only add-on there; I had never heard this particular myth before, so thanks for sharing that one.
Tabitha 1:02:55
Maybe if they start coming with, you know, glasses of champagne or something, we can start thinking they’re luxuries.
Simone 1:03:00
Oh, I could get behind that one.
Tabitha 1:03:03
Yeahhh.
Dana 1:03:03
Somebody called PNG [i don’t know what this is referencing] and Kotex and tell them about your marketing plan. *Tabitha giggles*
Daniel 1:03:08
I feel I should hasten to add- even though listeners probably already know- I don’t love this story because- this horrifyingly misogynistic myth at face value. Rather, I like this because, of course, this is an attempt to, literally, demonize this bodily function, and yet, when I read about this, I feel like this is, like, the coolest thing I’ve ever heard. I’d like to think that if I were a person who menstruated, when I heard about this, I would think of Jahi as an empowering figure, as often on this show, we think about, usually, unruly women characters, like Lilith, or the Whore of Babylon, or the proverbial figure of the Witch. Anytime they try to create this ultimate personification of feminine villainy, I’m always just sittin’ here, like, ‘Okay, tell me moreeee.’ Which, you know, I guess that’s why I’m on the path of life that I am. *chuckles*
Tabitha 1:03:55
Daniel’s gotta type! *giggles*
Dana 1:03:59
So, here’s one that’s really cool. From Witches, Whores, and Sorcerers,” from SK Mendoza Forrest, stated that, “Women were the targets of considerable attention as potential evildoers because of natural functions. Menstruation is a major pollution in many cultures, but the Avesta saw it as a state of temporary demon possession, and indeed a woman had to undergo a shortened exorcistic ritual following…” men-struation- but um, bump. “…Perhaps because women were excluded from Zorastrian ritual for the most part, some of them might have engaged in practices that came to be known as witchcraft…As was the case in most premodern societies, seeing to women’s health was a job other women performed for their sisters. The severe sanctions against menstruating and other bloody women…[I couldn’t find the following portions of the book, so we’re taking what Dana is reading as a direct quote!] seem to preclude the existence of males in women’s health areas. The woman dealing with the polluting afflictions of the female body might be suspected of being in league with the demons who were supposed to be the cause of them in the first place.” It goes on to say, “Female agents of evil were all somehow connected to feminine blood. The Whore, The Witch, the menstruating woman, and the old woman who performed abortions, were all polluted by blood, accused of stealing, or trying to steal. They were believed to consort with demons and perform sorcery. Women in general were seen as having potential tendencies toward the demonic because of the idea that bleeding, connected with female procreative functions, invited demonic possession.” Ooh! What do you guys think about that? [yesssss so metallllll \\\\\m////// ]
Tabitha 1:05:40
Can I just lean into that a little bit? I just- I’m gonna start telling people if I’m on my menses, that I’m possessed. *Simone laughs*
Daniel 1:05:49
Or inviting demonic possession, at the very least. *chuckles*
Tabitha 1:05:52
Oh, I can’t this week, I’m inviting demonic possession! *laughter*
Daniel 1:05:58
For the record, this passage, I originally singled out for Episode 57, our episode about Evil, but I think it got bumped from that for time, so I was definitely including it here. *laughs*
Dana 1:06:07
I mean, how could you not? This, this seems like a perfect tie-in here.
Tabitha 1:06:12
I hate how much sense it makes. Or, not sense, but, like, you know, this, like, patriarchal sense of, like, ‘Well, I don’t understand it. That’s a weird blood thing. Uh, you’re probably evil.’ Like- and I, like, I get where they got this, and I think it’s very sad, but it’s, I don’t know, par for the course.
Daniel 1:06:32
It has verisimilitude, for lack of a better word. *chuckles* [jesus, Daniel, way to make a girl feel dumb lol]
Simone 1:06:35
Now, I’m gonna go ahead and just preface this by saying that I *hate* this *definitely doing air quotes* saying, but, you know, you’ve seen jokes in movies or whatever, where some big, tough man-type says something, like, *grunts* ‘I don’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die.’ [that’s because you’re scared and you should beeeee] First of all, fuck you, buddy. But, I do think that that’s an encapsulation of this suspicion, this, this weird, masculine take on what the blood is. The idea that it’s, you know, blood is only tied to violence, and death, and butchery. Whereas, you know, for people who do menstruate, it has a *chuckles* completely different meaning. I’m reminded of a part of a Game of Thrones where Jon Snow is up in the North with the wild people, and someone was making fun of him for, you know, being weak or whatever, and he was saying, ‘Well, you know-‘ I’m, I’m gonna probably get this wrong, but he was saying something, like, ‘Oh, I know how to deal with blood,’ and his female companion just sort of looks at him and goes, ‘Yeah, women know how to deal with blood, too.’ So.
Daniel 1:07:52
One thing I should also hasten to add is, you know, we’re, we’re started- we’re leaning on these ancient Persian sources and there is, often, when we’re studying these things, there is this priggish academic habit of, like, looking down our nose at these primitive people, but, as we’ve already seen with the previous citation, and also we’re definitely going to see with the ones coming up, this is not tied to any one particular time, place, or culture. This is an almost universal taboo, which is upsetting, but interesting, and predictable. *chuckles*
Dana 1:08:22
I think, I think the concept, by the way, that it is so universal really has been one of these special elements for us to be able to talk to so many people in different cultures, in different countries, because everybody gets it. When it comes to those who menstruate. They, they, there’s so much similarity, even in the basic elements of menstruation, that there’s this like unspoken common bond when menstruaters get together from other, from other cultures, countries, groupings, and get to connect, and talk about it, and hear how- I mean, when I chat with our folks in, outside of Islamabad, it- there’s so much commonality, that you forget, and there’s also an enormous amount of difference, obviously, so.
Simone 1:09:20
it is one of those things where it’s truly universal, but then, also, we have to consider the people who don’t menstruate for one reason or another. I, personally, have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. I didn’t have my first period until I was nearly 17 years old, and after that, it was pretty hit or miss about whether it would be showing up that month. So, it’s something that, you know, I do have, obviously, familiarity with since it’s been a couple of decades since I was 17 years old, but the idea that it is a constant and happens to all menstruating people every single month- you know, there actually are more dimensions to that, and then, plus, the people who have not yet begun or who have, you know, exited that life phase. It is something, though, that whether you’re doing it or not, it is something that happens to most people all over the globe. Okay, moving on. Our next source here is from “Impure Blood: The Menstrual Taboo in the Christian Church [During the Thirteenth Century” by Madeleine Ott from 2018. [this is from a paper from a ‘young historians’ conference and as a former history master’s student i am here for itttt] “During the Fourth Lateran Council in 1215, the standardization of the Church’s values were written into law: all clerics associated with the Catholic Church were prohibited from contacting any other blood besides that of the Eucharist…This discussion regarding the material and purpose of menstrual blood was heightened during the fifteenth century…with translations of Aristotle’s ‘The Philosopher’ which circulated along [with] increased copies of the Bible…[the] stigma surrounding the inferiority of women and the impurity of female menstruation was continually perpetrated.”
Daniel 1:11:08
Dammit, Aristotle, why are you always the reason we can’t have nice things?! *Simone laughs*
Tabitha 1:11:12
Can you, can you hear my eyes rolling? I’ll mute, okay? *laughter*
Simone 1:11:18
“An example of Biblical reasoning that justified the belief that Eve and Adam had never been equal was that Eve represented the flesh, while Adam represented the spirit- this was *definitely doing air quotes* proven in the Garden of Eden when Eve committed the Original Sin, and she and all her descendants began to menstruate as penance. Thus [a] stereotype was created… at the forefront of medieval sexuality stigmas surrounding women, some of which lasted until the early twentieth century. ‘Menstrual blood was not believed to concoct blood of the same degree of cohesion as men did, so that it would regularly seep out.’
Tabitha 1:11:18
Oof.
Simone 1:11:18
Thanks.
Tabitha 1:11:19
Oof.
Simone 1:11:19
Okay, back to impure blood. “Both women and men went to extensive lengths to find a cure for menstruation, thus suggesting that menses was both dreaded and feared in medieval society…[In] a medieval medical treatise, the treatment of menstruation elaborates on how to cure the ‘disease’ through humoral adjustments such as bloodletting.” Wait, that makes no kind of sense.
Tabitha 1:12:37
I mean, isn’t that what we’re- l- like, isn’t that what a menstruating person is technically doing? *laughs*
Simone 1:12:42
Yeah. Well, that’s medieval science for ya. “…menstrual blood was a topic of mystery and speculation, associated with the dark and unknown aspects of the [humoral] system. Likewise, menstruation and blood were associated with rapidly changing emotion.” Okay, that one I’ll give them. [seriously] “This belief is found to be the most clearly established in Albertus Magnus’s ‘De Secretis Mulierum,’ [Simone uses what sounds like its English translation, ‘The Secrets of Women’] which was revered by theologians [of] the time…This stigma was perpetuated in the writing and publishing of the ‘Malleus Maleficarum,’…a widely read manual [on] witch hunting.” *Tabitha groans*
Daniel 1:13:20
So, here’s the thing: going back and looking at that, we have sources that often associate menstruation with things like demons, and demonic possession, and witchcraft, and then also with shitty, misogynist ideas about mental illness. You would think there would be a lot of attempts to tie it directly to Satan, and sometimes there are. More commonly, though, we see that it’s an indirect relationship between the Devil, and menstruation, and the idea that it’s actually all a product of Original Sin and Eve, and Eve is sort of acting as a stand-in or proxy for the Devil or sin, generally. And, unfortunately, the, the sources that we have here don’t stress it a lot, but there was an awful lot of debate, there was an awful lot of debate that continues, by the way, into contemporary churches. I was reading on their blog and their social media, [Daniel doesn’t actually specify which person or church’s blog/social media he’s referencing] people debating whether the Curse of Eve, which is usually reckoned to be childbirth, also included menstruation and whether, whether or not that was what God intended in that particular Genesis passage, which I think you could probably resolve just by reading it, but, apparently, it’s not good enough for a lot of people because they’re still arguing about it. *chuckles*
Simone 1:14:25
The thing that caught my attention in this passage was the idea that the Catholic clerics were prohibited from contacting any other blood besides that of the Eucharist. First of all, guys, that’s not blood; that’s wine, but that’s a conversation for another time. It does seem to slot right in, though, with the idea that, you know, the church leaders had to be masculine. I guess, if someone who menstruates is a cleric, then, by default, they’re going to be touching blood on a fairly regular basis, so that’s a no-go for them.
Tabitha 1:14:59
*flatly* Oh, gatekeeping the church? What a fuckin’ surprise!
Simone 1:15:03
I know! *laughs* Dana, what are your thoughts on this passage?
Dana 1:15:07
Oh, you know, so much of this is just so, so much of it is so crazy to me of how folks thought, what the common belief of the time was, and, you know, 700, 800 years ago, but I don’t know what they were, they were- what they were dealing with at the time. I can’t put myself in that, in that headspace, but there’s just- it, it’s just nuts, here. I don’t, I don’t have a lot of support for this. is what I would say.
Daniel 1:15:42
Well, just talking about getting into these people’s headspace: imagine the vacuum you must live in- look, menstruation is happening in your household. You have people who live with you who are doing this every month, and it was happening in the house that you grew up in every single month. In order to try to understand this process, who do we talk to? Do we talk to the women in our lives? No, let’s talk to Albertus Magnus, *chuckling* a man who sounds like he was named by committee about what a medieval doctor’s name should be! *Tabitha giggles*
Dana 1:16:08
Well, and, and I don’t, I haven’t read this book in so long, so I hate to bring up, I hate to bring up a resource that I haven’t looked up in, in a long time, but Anita Diamant wrote the book, The Red Tent, which really talked about when girls and women had their periods, how they went to their own unique space, special tent, where they could be together, which then, again, there’s a lot of cultures nowadays, you know- they’re definitely in Nepal, where they have, like, menstruation huts where they, kind of, banished folks to go to when they are menstruating. So, I think it was just handled so differently- I can’t even say poorly because I don’t, I couldn’t put my mindset into what folks, you know, hundreds and hundreds of years ago had to contend with in life, but, I don’t know, some of the, some of the articles that I read in modern-day, like, modern-day, contemporary menstrual huts- when they would send, specifically, like, women and girls, out to these huts for days on end and some of them have died there because of snakebites, malnutrition, hypothermia, what, whatnot. It seems so archaic, and yet, it’s still happening in places around the world today, so, like, I can reference this, this fictional book, called The Red Tent, but also, it’s happening in a lot of different cultures today. So, I don’t know, I have a hard time putting my, wrapping my brain around what drove folks to make these decisions back then.
Simone 1:17:50
Well, I also have to wonder; moving, kind of, away from the “science” or “pseudoscience” of it: considering the idea that a person’s first period in, especially, in more ancient cultures- I’ve been doing a lot of reading about the Black Plague lately because it’s a hobby of mine and it comes up in, like, 1300s Europe- [that’s still the middle ages, not ancient, but i’ll let it slide this one time] but, you know, the idea that a person’s first period is the mark of them no longer being a child and, therefore, being eligible for marriage, being someone who could produce children- theoretically, anyway- and that transition for, you know, patriarchal societies of becoming a certain kind of property, where the father is the owner, to the different kind of property where the husband is the owner. And, thinking about the stereotypes of women, as, you know, that we’ve talked about before, as being temptresses and leading to sex and other very naughty things, was just something that sprung to my mind as we’ve been talking about this: the, the, kind of, bewilderment at the idea of menstruation, but I, kind of, wonder if it’s more of a signification of what it marks in a person’s life status going from, you know, like I said, a certain kind of property to being a temptress and, you know, also a different person’s property. [probably totally yes]
Tabitha 1:19:20
Hey, guess what?! From “The Secrets of Women” [it looks like this is coming by way of an article, “Women’s Secrets: A Translation of Psuedo- Albertus Magnus’s De Secretis Mulierum with Commentaries” by Helen Rodnite Lemay if it matters] by Albertus Magnus, 13th century. [I didn’t have the spoons to make an account for a library and all that so we’re going with this as a direct, unedited quote, thanksss] “Note that old women ought not to be permitted to play with children and kiss them because they poison them to such a degree that sometimes they die. The reason for this is that in these women, menses cannot be expelled. Since these menses are venomous-” Mmm, no. Okay. “-they are continually born to the eyes.” Are you saying that they bleed out of their eyes? Or that venom comes out-
Simone 1:20:01
I think you could, you could just catch it from getting looked at.
Tabitha 1:20:05
Ohhhh, I got it. Got it. “Because of-“
Simone 1:20:07
Yeah, it makes total sense.
Tabitha 1:20:09
Yeah. I mean, yeah, totally. I mean, thanks, Magnus. You are a genius. *sighs* “Because of the porosity of the eyes, they infect the air, which reaches the child for he is easily infected because of his tenderness. This infection is caused especially by old women, and poor women, because old women do not work and poor women consume gross foods-” *chuckles, in a childish voice* Eww, you’re- ew, that’s gross! “-and therefore their humors are more venomous. Someone might ask, why do they kill infants more than adults? The answer is that the bodies of infants are more porous.” *laughter*
Simone 1:20:54
What, what kind of experiments did they have to do to come to that conclusion?
Tabitha 1:20:59
Why do I feel like this guy literally just wrote down everything he thought and was just, like, ‘Well, everyone’s gonna believe me, anyway, I can say whatever I want!’ *laughs*
Daniel 1:21:06
This is, this is like the Drunk History version *laughter* of medicine. *laughs* It’s, like, ‘Didn’t you realize old women fire poisonous menstrual rays out of their eyes *Tabitha laughs* that infect the sponge-like flesh of children? Yeah, that sounds about right.
Tabitha 1:21:20
I think he needs, he needs to get out of the Eucharist, is what needs to happen. “Why do menses kill children and not the women themselves? The answer is that women of a certain age are accustomed to them and so they’re not harmed by menses, for illness is not caused by what you’re used to-” Of course! “[This] is possible, naturally appears from poisonous animals, such as spiders and snakes.” *laughter, Tabitha is like laughing and fake crying*
Daniel 1:21:49
*laughing* I can’t. I feel so bad- Tabitha can testify, when I was putting this sheet together, I was just cackling over this shit, which I feel bad about, because, of course, it’s, like, it’s not funny; it’s horrifying. But, at the same time, like, it’s, it’s so absurd, what else, how else am I supposed to- what am I supposed to do this? *laughing* What are we supposed to do with this?
Daniel 1:21:50
It’s really upsetting, though. Like, it is funny, but, like, people listened to this asshole. Like, people thought this was real. Shit, people probably still do think this is real! *laughs*
Simone 1:22:11
I was just about to say, you know, the people who like to say, *in a stupid, ‘they took er jerbs!’ voice* ‘Oh, do your own research about COVID and the vaccine.’ And, really, their *definitely doing air quotes* research is just watching somebody rant on YouTube or some, you know, blah, blah, blah, dot-R-U-dot-blogspot-dot-com. *laughing* I kind of wonder if someone came across this, and they’d be, like, ‘Yeah, yeah, you know, this, this Albertus Magnus, I think, I think he’s, like, part of QAnon and I really dig what he’s saying. He, he does his own research, I can tell.’
Daniel 1:22:54
You’re joking about that, but, like, QAnon conspiracists *love* The Book of Watchers, for example. They really dig a lot of that strange, Apocrypha stuff, so definitely don’t, don’t show them these-
Simone 1:23:06
*laughs* Yeah.
Daniel 1:23:07
-don’t show them this book!
Simone 1:23:08
I joke so I don’t cry.
Tabitha 1:23:10
And, continuing: “Take the hair of a menstruating woman and place them in the fertile Earth under the manure during the winter. Then, in the spring or summer, when they are heated by the sun long, a stout serpent will be generated. The same thing is true of a mouse.” …Wha? “Many other explanations can be given, however, what has been said suffices because it would not be too long to tell about all that is relevant to this subject.” What the fuck?! *Daniel laughs* What is- what just happened?!
Simone 1:23:45
Well, this is the-
Dana 1:23:46
You guys should come, you guys should come check out, check out what my backyard looks like in the summertime. *cackling*
Daniel 1:23:54
I just love this bit- it’s, like, ‘I could go on explaining about how menstrual blood creates snakes, but we all know that one. There’s- let’s not belabor that point.’
Tabitha 1:24:03
Well, also, like, big pivot with the mouse. *Daniel chuckles* Also, that’s- also, a mouse will happen. Like what?! *laughs*
Simone 1:24:10
Well, before people realized how things work, a lot of people had this concept of spontaneous generation, where an unliving thing could turn into a living thing, and it actually- I can’t remember the, the scientist who did these experiments, but some people believe that maggots just spontaneously generated on rotting meat, for example. And, so, it took someone to take a piece of meat and leave it out as, as, you know, one experiment; take a piece of meat and seal it, entirely, in a jar, as the other, the other one, and then the in-between one was just put it in a jar and then just cover it with a piece of cloth, and see which one has the maggots appear and, obviously, because flies could not land on the meat inside of the jar, and could not lay their eggs which would then hatch into maggots, they actually figured out, like, ‘Oh, well, the maggots aren’t coming from the meat.’ They’re coming because the flies come and lay their eggs on it, and so, here, *laughs* it’s, like, ‘Oh, you leave a menstruating woman’s hair in some dirt, you’re just going to spontaneously generate maybe a serpent, maybe a mouse? Who knows?’ So. *chuckles*
Dana 1:25:28
I’d like to share that last sentence that says: “Serpents cannot be generated from the hairs of males because the humors in men are well-digested so their hair is not poisonous, nor does it rot as fast as a woman’s does.”
Simone 1:25:44
Yeah, that- science. That is just science, right there. *Tabitha laughs*
Dana 1:25:47
Hardcore.
Tabitha 1:25:48
Science! Yeah!
Daniel 1:25:50
And, of course, keeping our common theme of our show ever in mind, of course, it is not a coincidence that is the snake, specifically, that is supposedly being born out of this process. So, again, the association is not necessarily always made explicit, but it’s never very subtle either. Next up, we’ve got The Devil and the Jews [: The Medieval Conception of the Jew and Its Relation to Modern Anti-Semitism] from Joshua Trachtenberg, 1943; I told you this book was gonna keep coming up on the show, unfortunately. This one is, look, I’m just, I’m just a reporter here, okay? That’s all I’ve got to say about this passage. I am just communicating to you the history of other people’s beliefs and I cannot be responsible for what ensues. [again, I don’t have the actual book in front of me so we’re just going with it] “In still another way did the Middle Ages proclaim its belief that the Jew was not quite human. All men are subject [to] disease, but Jews supposedly suffered from secret afflictions which did not trouble Christians. It was this belief that accounted for the alleged need for Christian blood, the sole effective therapy. *groans* Most often mentioned among these ailments was that of menstruation, which the men as well as the women were supposed to experience. Close second, were constant hemmorages. The accepted explanation of these ailments was that they were connected to the murder of Jesus. What more natural than that the supposed Devil’s brood should bear the signs of their iniquity.” And this chapter actually goes on at length for about, well, almost an entire page, describing all of the secret illnesses that supposedly were suffered by this one population. Again, this is a medieval belief, on account of their heritage and their close association with evil powers, but it’s the masculine menstruation, particularly, that stood out for fairly obvious reasons. I’m at a loss. I’m actually, I actually do not know what to say about this one, except that I felt like it kind of had to be shared, tragically. *laughs*
Simone 1:27:51
Well, you know, we’ve talked before on the show about how certain populations will malign the outgroups that they are trying, on purpose, to make seem less than human or make seem other, you know, in order to more easily demonize them and, you know, do what they ultimately want to do with this outgroup population. And, so, we talked about how, you know, these ancient misconceptions, these, these very harmful ancient misconceptions, of, you know, the rumors that Jewish people ate babies, or Jewish people killed Christian babies, or, you know, outgroups would, would take part in the most taboo of taboos, so cannibalism, you know, deviant sexuality, incest, you know, that kind of thing, and so, what I’m picking up here in this passage, is, is more of that, so taking the idea that, ‘well, menstruation is unclean, and we really, you know, I really would like to seize their land and their gold, so we gotta make the Jewish people seem unclean, too. Men menstruate! There you go; that’s, that’s what I’ve come up with. That’s what I’m going with.’
Daniel 1:29:09
Should also mention again, it is, potentially, quite upsetting that we’re treating this idea of masculine menstruation as incredibly outlandish. Of course, lots of trans men menstruate-
Simone 1:29:17
Yes.
Daniel 1:29:17
-but that is not what they’re talking about, here, clearly-
Simone 1:29:19
Right.
Daniel 1:29:19
-and, so, in the minds of the people perpetuating these ideas, this was the most bizarre, grotesque thing they could conceive of. Or, maybe not the most bizarre, but definitely on the list.
Dana 1:29:29
So, here’s a neat one from a paper by Catherine Rider, entitled “Women, Men, and Love Magic in Late Medieval English Pastoral Manuals,” from 2015. She shared: “The idea that women might use love magic on their own husbands went back to the early Middle Ages, when penitentials suggested penances for women who fed various prohibited substances to their husbands so they would love them more…In particular, the graphic descriptions of wives’ love magic that originated in an eleventh-century canon law collection…[suggested] a penance ‘if some woman has given…bread which was made on her buttocks with blood, or menstrual blood to her husband to eat or drink so that his love will be more inflamed’…A Treatise on penance written after the year 1234…likewise condemned women who fed menstrual blood to their husbands so the husbands would love them more. These detailed descriptions of wives’ love magic are highly gender specific, associated with female practitioners and with women’s bodies or bodily substances. We do not find equivalent descriptions of husbands’ love magic.” Well, that’s it. I’m out of here. *laughter* No husbands’ love magic?! [DANIEL. you should have left in the part about giving the husband a fish that HAD DIED IN THEIR VAGINA. like omg WUT.]
Tabitha 1:29:33
Well, I mean-
Simone 1:29:42
I would like to see some reciprocation and some effort, here. Come on, guys.
Dana 1:30:09
What are they gonna put in it? *chuckles*
Dana 1:30:52
If you’re making a sourdough on your ass?! I mean, like, come on! *laughter*
Tabitha 1:31:00
You’d better film it. You can make some good money doing that these days.
Dana 1:31:04
That’s true. *giggling*
Tabitha 1:31:07
I just want- like, the thing that I love about this is, like, do you think that whatever they’re making tastes really good? And, that’s why their, their husbands are, like, ‘Yeah, I married the right one. This sourdough bread is fucking fantastic.’
Dana 1:31:19
*laughing* It’s not jam. *laughter*
Simone 1:31:22
Oh!
Tabitha 1:31:24
*laughing* Ehh-ohhh!
Simone 1:31:24
Worst episode of Great British Bake-Off ever. *cackling*
Daniel 1:31:31
So, I’ve got a call back to two previous episodes of Black Mass Appeal. If you go all the way back to Episode 17, where we talked to- about- to Anna Biller, about her movie The Love Witch, there’s a great scene in that movie where our main character is casting a spell using, I believe, it is actually a tampon as one of her reagents, and in her narration, she mentions most men have never even seen a tampon. Later, there’s a really funny scene where the police detectives dig up her witch jar and they see the tampon and they’re, like, ‘What the hell is this thing?!’ Hysterical. *chuckles* Also, this came up when we did Episode 41, the Satanic Witch- sorry, Tabitha- *Tabbie groans* in which old Anton LaVey suggests wearing and keeping menstrual blood as a supposed charm to attract a man’s attention. Now, what was weird about that was that he tried to justify that recommendation with pseudoscience, which you’ll be surprised to learn, did not actually turn out to be substantive, but he never bothered to bring up that, yes, this is actually one of the oldest European love charms; various bodily fluids, unfortunately, and this one being the most common. Seems very odd that he failed- he neglected to mention that because shouldn’t he know? I feel like if he was writing that book, he should have known that. It continues to baffle me to this day. It’s, like, what are you even good for, man? Why are we doing this? *laughs*
Simone 1:32:52
I mean, do we really expect Anton LaVey to be citing his sources?
Daniel 1:32:58
Well, *sighs* I don’t know. Did he not cite that source or did he just not know, is my question. It feels like it’d be a huge oversight if he didn’t, but look what we’re talking about here, so I don’t know. Con- it’s, it’s *laughs* never stopped bothering me on some level. *Simone laughs*
Simone 1:33:13
A lot of things about Anton LaVey never stopped bothering me on some level.
Tabitha 1:33:16
I don’t want to talk about it. *laughter*
Dana 1:33:19
I guess when, with mention of, you know, wearing, wearing menstrual blood, but just wearing blood in general, it just- the first thing that popped up into my mind was Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton. I don’t know, or think, it was menstrual blood, but I- they did not share that information with me. But, yeah, that was- that, that’s one that I feel like made some headlines.
Simone 1:33:46
Yeah, I remember that, and I remember the general media revulsion over it, which I- even then- I think I was probably still high school, college at the time- and even then, I thought that was so strange, because, yeah, it’s kind of gross, but it’s, like, stopped up in a bottle, and it’s in like a nice pendant, and it was consensually, you know, acquired. So, I just kind of didn’t get the big deal over it, but I guess to some people, it just- any bodily fluid is, is super gross.
Daniel 1:34:19
Yeah, weird that people who are in romantic relationships would have anything to do with each other’s bodily fluids. That’s-
Simone 1:34:23
Yeah, yeah.
Daniel 1:34:24
-that’s, that’s a totally foreign notion. *Tabitha cackles* I guess I should mention that, for as much as we’re making light about this, I do know that, like, there are a lot of people who practice contemporary Neo-pagan witchcraft, who use blood, or even specifically menstrual blood, for a variety of things, and if that’s your thing, cool, no problem. My only objections are don’t try to use pseudoscience to argue in favor of it and, also, please don’t do it nonconsensually. Definitely, *chuckles* definitely get consent on that one above- really always get consent, but, like, if there were a hierarchy, this will be really high up there. *laughs*
Simone 1:34:55
Yeah, don’t be putting bodily anything’s into anybody’s food or- mmm- because, because that’s how you lose your job at Burger King. *Tabitha giggles*
Daniel 1:35:09
*laughing* Oh man, okay.
Simone 1:35:10
Okay, let’s go ahead and move on to our next source, here. “Engendering Puritan Religious Culture in Old and New England” by Marilyn Westerkamp in 1997. Oh boy, Puritans! Here we go. “This Puritan mandate to subordinate wife to husband and, more generally, women to man, was justified by their conviction of natural female inferiority.” Ew. “…women were thought to be subject to the overwhelming influence and vagaries of bodily fluids. The specter of menstrual blood certainly influenced such analysis, with menstruation seen as a [means] through which women expelled turgid, fermented humors, necessary because her body overflowed with polluting fluids. Unfortunately, the very nature and behavior of women showed that menses itself was less than adequate…The humors coursing through women’s bodies weakened not only their constitutions but also their moral characters, for within the damp swampy atmosphere of their bodies,-” Rude. “-reason, the mind, and the soul were often unable to exert control over feelings and urges. Why humors were more trapped in women than men was not explained, merely observed as the determinative difference between the genders…Women were not qualitatively different from men; they were perhaps, simply soggy men.” *laughter and a lot of half-formed ‘oh, my god’s,’ etc*
Tabitha 1:36:44
I need a T-shirt! Soggy man!
Dana 1:36:48
*laughing* I’m a soggy man!
Tabitha 1:36:49
It’s gonna say ‘soggy man’ on it. *Dana laughs* [I mean, I do have a cricut…another one for the christmas gift list!]
Simone 1:37:00
*laughing* So, so, you think it’s, like, you go swimming and you wear your bathing suit, and then you’re, like, hanging out in your living room in a wet bathing suit, that it makes you a soggy man? It just-
Tabitha 1:37:01
Yes. *Simone laughs*
Simone 1:37:01
*laughing* Okay, sorry. *clears throat* Back to, back to the paper. *sighs* “Yet in the damp swirl of humors, women were understood as essentially, [physically] inferior…Woman’s general weakness of body and mind translated into weakness in her dealings with God and devil. All humanity may have been deeply depraved, but woman far outdistanced man in her wickedness…Evil flowed deeply in woman’s body amidst the excess fluids overbalancing her emotional stability and corrupting her reason. In a peculiar linguistic symbiosis, menstrual fluid became one symbol of evil and pollution, as in Peter Bulkeley’s comment that the damned “are to [God] as the filthiness of a menstruous woman.'” Then- so, we have here, talking about, you know, spontaneous generation, a few minutes ago, we have here another classic pseudoscience, you know, ancient ‘science’ of the idea of the four humors and that they needed to be balanced, and, I believe- I’m sure Daniel will check me- I think the four humors are blood, yellow bile, black bile, and phlegm?
Daniel 1:38:19
Yep, tragically, that is right. *laughter*
Simone 1:38:22
And so, I guess, the idea here is that women just had *so* much of one that it just started leaking out of orifices and that’s why they were soggy men?
Tabitha 1:38:34
And, the thing that drives me crazy about this whole thing is that it’s not as if, like, menstruation hasn’t been happening since humanity started. Like, and I get, like, okay, religions, and etcetera, like to try and explain things that are going on around them, but it’s like, oh! Well, you know, why is it, why, why is it that it’s not just something that happens? But, like, or, you know, come up with something, was, like, ‘Oh, this is just how women or, you know, how menstruating people are.’ But, no, it has to be something about how evil it makes them. Like, come on!
Daniel 1:39:15
I mean, not only that, but did this passage sound rather familiar? It is very interesting that here we are about 400 years post-Albertus Magnus and we have, essentially, the exact same opinion being expressed, which is also not fundamentally that different from the opinions of the Zoroastrian priests several millennia ago, so you have to get very close to the modern age before, not only does the myth get, hopefully, dispelled, but even before it significantly changes in any remarkable way. These are almost interchangeable sentiments, here.
Simone 1:39:48
I feel like we had long- you’ll excuse me, long periods- where science, you know, was, sort of, stuck in a rut, you know, in terms of understanding, and it’s only in the last century or so that we truly accelerated our understanding of what exactly the fuck is going on inside of the human body. I mean, I don’t think- I’m trying to remember- I don’t think that an actual human egg leaving a follicle was photographed from, you know, a human body until just several years ago. That it was still, kind of, mostly, you know, pretty, pretty well understood, but still, essentially, theoretical. And, you know, we think about other technologies that have come along recently. I don’t- I think that tampons didn’t come into use until after World War II? So, we’ve had a lonnggggg stretch of time where bullshit like this could just flourish.
Dana 1:40:52
And, there’s, there’s actually been very few menstrual product innovations in, in the last 70 years.
Simone 1:41:01
Yeah, I think- the cup is only, maybe, a couple of decades old?
Dana 1:41:05
Yeah, the cup, I think, started getting popular in the 60s, and then lost favor for quite a while, and has picked up again, but, I mean, they were, like, every now and then people donate menstrual belts to us. I remember, the first one-
Simone 1:41:20
Woww.
Dana 1:41:20
-I’m, like, what is this? [i literally have never even heard of these things]
Tabitha 1:41:22
Woah- *starts chuckling*
Dana 1:41:23
Yeah, yeah. So-
Tabitha 1:41:24
Did they have those sittin’ in the closet for the last 60 years? *laughs*
Dana 1:41:27
Probably under, like, their great aunt’s bathroom cabinet, kind of thing, and we get all sorts of donations. We could probably start a museum. But, I just want to say, I think ‘the soggy men’ is a great name for, like, a sea shanty group. *Daniel bursts out laughing*
Simone 1:41:43
*gasps* I love it!
Dana 1:41:45
Right? Can’t you see, like, hats and shirts called ‘The Soggy Men?’
Tabitha 1:41:49
*laughing* Yes.
Dana 1:41:50
Yeah.
Simone 1:41:51
I, I actually know someone who is in a band who does sea shanties and I’m gonna just run and tell him right away!
Dana 1:41:57
The Soggy Men! Oh, my god. Like, I, I- this is a missed marketing opportunity.
Simone 1:42:02
Totally, totally.
Dana 1:42:03
Friends, hit me up on Patreon that I don’t have *Simone starts laughing* and we’ll, we’ll get Soggy Men shirts.
Simone 1:42:09
*laughing* Exactly.
Dana 1:42:09
No, no, no, but really- hit, hit up the Black Mass Appeal folks on Patreon and help with their podcast.
Tabitha 1:42:15
Get, get your Soggy Man shirt.
Simone 1:42:16
There we go.
Dana 1:42:17
Yeah, and then they’re gonna- yeah, they’ll get me the Soggy Man shirt.
Tabitha 1:42:20
I feel, like, someone should write a song called Soggy Men, and have it be really opaque, and so there’ll be a bunch of, like, men who are, like, ‘Aw, this song’s so good; it’s totally about me. You know, this is, this song represents my passion and stuff.’ And then- only to have it turned out that it’s actually about menstruating people.
Dana 1:42:39
Yeah, it’s fabulous.
Simone 1:42:41
Well, you know, Tabitha- Tabitha, I know that our band is a cover band, but I think we might have an original in us somewhere.
Tabitha 1:42:47
*laughs* Yes.
Daniel 1:42:49
I just want to say ‘Soggy Men’ is very, very close to the name of the band in Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou, so I feel, like, maybe we can glom on to some of that energy-
Simone 1:42:58
Oh, yeah, the- was it Foggy Bottom Boys?
Daniel 1:43:00
Soggy Bottom Boys.
Simone 1:43:01
Soggy Bottom Boys? Even better!
Tabitha 1:43:04
Ah, see.
Daniel 1:43:04
Because they had just been baptized, *laughs* if you’ll remember. Also, Tabitha, when we revamp the, the BMA shop, can we get a T-shirt that’s just, like, a woodcut of witches and then the phrase, ‘Soggy Men,’ in some Gothic type below that? I feel like that would be an easy best seller.
Tabitha 1:43:20
Your wish is my command. *laughter*
Dana 1:43:22
Let me know when that comes out; I’d like that for my office.
Simone 1:43:26
Okay, as we wrap up this conversation and start making plans for new merch, let’s go to our last resource. Tab, I think this one is you.
Tabitha 1:43:35
All, right. This is from “The Vulnerability of Women to Witchcraft Accusations” by Christian Day. Wow, Christian Day, huh? *laughs* From 1992. “The sexuality of women was probably the most significant issue involved during the witch persecutions….in an era [when] sex was viewed as sinful, women could not hide their [obviously] sexual [natures]: they became pregnant; they gave birth; they menstruated. Negative attitudes about sex were translated into negative attitudes about women, and reflected themselves strongly in witch trial procedures…in [the] times of [the] Witch Persecutions, the church often mentioned sexual temptation as being inherent in women…A major sexual function of women that made them a target was menstruation…Menstruation was a sign of a woman’s maturity…but rituals that helped women to understand their monthly cycles were intimidating [and suppressed.]…Ultimately, the issue of female sexuality was one of control. Women could have sex but only if it was according to the strict rules of both her husband and the male establishment in general. Women could give birth but only to establish the [continuity] of a husband’s name…Women could menstruate, but only in secret, where no one could witness the [supposedly] *dramatic act* abominable act.” It’s pretty par for the course. I mean, sigh. *laughs*
Simone 1:45:07
Yeah, like I was saying before, you know, the idea of menstruation as an outward symbol of one’s, you know, quote-unquote ‘sexual readiness,’ readiness to be a wife, readiness to be a mother, ready to be part of the patriarchal system. We have that right here.
Daniel 1:45:28
I mean, even more than that, this passage reminded me- I know a lot of our unfaithful listeners have read the book Caliban and the Witch by Silvia Federici, in which she proposes that the entire witchcraft myth and persecution complex existed as a way of regulating and controlling women’s reproductive power. It was the question of, you know, women will only exercise this kind of agency within these very narrow institutional confines and if you step out of that, in even the smallest way, the Witch stigma is the thing that is going to remove those troublesome women from the equation. And, as much as that’s a, kind of, grim prospect, I wonder if we’re not still laboring under a lot of versions of that today, which is why, maybe, data things, like, I Support the Girls, are necessary because we are, on some level, just, sort of, almost, not literally, afraid to talk about these issues, but we have inherited the idea that is not something that we do and, therefore, if a problem never gets talked about, why would it ever get resolved?
Dana 1:46:27
Exactly, exactly. It still persists. I mean, you know, we, we just heard a little bit about rituals that help women to understand their monthly cycles, but even going back to that, kind of, first period, we hear all the time of all different kinds of ritualistic, first period stories from people all over the world and some of them are supportive and light-hearted, and some of them are- take ya back and, like, ‘What the hell are you doing?’ Like, how does that become a ritual in the first place? And, so, I think that, from that element of how traditions around menstruation, or your first menstrual cycle, continue, or even just rituals around menstruation in general, how they persist, I think that, yeah, that’s, that’s why we do what we do, and we get out there and we talk about it and in whatever is the most, kind of, comfortable way for folks to hear, to normalize periods, to normalize menstruation for folks. But, yeah, that’s, it- menstruation definitely has a long and sordid history.
Tabitha 1:47:42
It’s funny to me to be on the fence between, like, no, periods are supernatural and it’s nothing- not super- not supernatural, dammit. Periods are extremely natural. *Simone laughs* And they, you know, they’re not going to hurt you and, you know, it’s something that, you know, you should respect or, you know, care about, and then, like, I will literally flip a coin and be, like, ‘I’m gonna get my blood on you. Get away from me.’ *laughs*
Dana 1:48:07
But, on a piece of bread? Or, just, you feelin’ that in general? *Simone bursts out laughing*
Tabitha 1:48:12
We’ll just, we’ll cross that bridge when come to it. *laughter*
Dana 1:48:17
Yeah. Have you guys heard of any, like, any interesting traditions around menstruation, either in your communities, or growing up, or from, from other friends that you’ve experienced?
Daniel 1:48:30
Well, it is funny you mentioned that- I debated whether to bring this up on the show because I’m always loath to reference the Church of Ahriman on this program, even though I admit I do find them kind of intriguing- this is a small ‘Devil worship-‘ that’s their term for it- ‘sect’ out of Oklahoma City. I don’t like to bring them up because their founder and head priest is a registered sex offender, and so, I do not like to be perceived as giving them-
Daniel 1:48:53
Yeah, not good.
Daniel 1:48:53
-that he was, he was working as a prison guard and had an affair, which, aficionados of Orange is the New Black, know is a no-go, and so that has, actually, that has haunted him throughout the rest of his life, as indeed it should, so I don’t, necessarily, liked to be perceived as giving them undue attention. But, being as they are dedicated to, what they think of, as the Ahriman, the Zoroastrian Devil, they do, indeed, employ an awful lot of menstrual blood in a lot of their rituals, and being the person who furnishes that material is a position of particular distinction within that congregation, and so I do find their consistency on that point to be interesting.
Dana 1:49:32
Wow. No, I- that’s- I hadn’t heard that. That’s new for me.
Daniel 1:49:36
There’s no reason why you should have heard of it. *laughter*
Simone 1:49:38
Yeah. You know, I grew up in what I, unfortunately, think is probably a typical American experience, where my family, being very waspy, and didn’t like to talk about things that might be uncomfortable; one day, my mom was, like, ‘Hey! There’s a show on PBS that’s on right now that I want you to watch.’ I’m, like, *in a fake ignorant voice* ‘Okay,’ and then I watch it and I go- my head’s just sort of explodes because I got, I got a lot of learning in just a couple of minutes, there, and that was, that was it. That was, like, assumed to be, you know, mission accomplished. Now, Simone knows everything that she needs to know about her period. Until, then, I didn’t have one for a very long time, and then, that situation just turned out to be, my mom’s, like, ‘I have a doctor’s appointment that I’d like you to go to,’ and I’m, like, ‘Okay,’ not even knowing what it’s about until we get there. So, just this American, you know, white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant, stiff upper lip-y thing, where we just don’t talk about these things, and I’m just, sort of, being shuttled *laughs* from video to doctor’s office without really understanding what’s going on. And, you know, I have since gone back and done some learning, but I have to wonder how typical that kind of experience is where, you know, it’s just, sort of, assumed that maybe the parents assume that the school is going to tell them and the school’s, you know, assuming that the parent is going to tell them, and, I mean, back when I was younger, the internet was just, sort of, starting so I didn’t really have any resources. I have to wonder what it must be like for, for people today. Not having children myself, I have to, you know, I’m curious what the, the, you know, the birds and the bees talk is like these days.
Tabitha 1:51:39
I had, I mean, I had pretty rigorous school, schooling on period care. I- the only, sort of, like, ritual I would say is that when I did get mine for the first time, my mom took me out, got me a donut, so period donut! *laughter*
Dana 1:51:59
That’s- so, period, period, like, cakes, like, you know, like,’ congratulations’ kind of cake, are definitely a very common, popular thing. I mean, a doughnut or, or a treat, or something like that, but there are some really, really, really interesting, like, first period stories from around, you know, around the globe. I think there’s- in Croatia, I think they pour you a glass of red wine when you let your, your parents know you have your first period. In a lot of cultures, if you told your mom, or your grandmother, or an auntie, they might hit you on the cheek pretty hard.
Simone 1:52:39
Whoa!
Dana 1:52:39
They slap you on the cheek. And, that’s been in French, a different- French, French cultures, Greek, Afghani, Ashkenazic Jews; there’s a whole bunch of cultures that have this, like, wild slapping tradition of, like, getting, like, hit once on your cheek.
Tabitha 1:53:01
Look, haven’t we gone through enough? *laughter*
Dana 1:53:06
And, then there’s one about, like, there’s, there’s a whole bunch I think that, like, have some type of egg component; eating an egg, biting an egg, swallowing an egg, eating a raw egg, eating egg yolk, that kind of thing. Like, with, like, an egg element in a bunch of different cultures that, that observe that particular ritual when a girl announces that she gets her period. So, there’s just crazy- there’s all just different- there’s so many different rituals. I’m a fan of the donut, the period donut. I think, I think that should be more commonplace.
Tabitha 1:53:39
Right? Ubiquitous. Everybody should get a period donut when they start their period; maybe even every time. *laughs*
Dana 1:53:46
Every day! Every day of your period, you get a free donut.
Tabitha 1:53:49
Yeah! Free donut.
Daniel 1:53:50
The reason why, I don’t think, we run into a lot of Satanic rituals or specific practices about the first period in its own right is, even though I think most modern Satanists are people who would definitely like to see better and more compassionate education about things like bodies, and sex, and sex education, is simply because, I think, we often don’t want to be perceived as indoctrinating kids. And, so, very, very rarely do we have any sort of religious conventions that are aimed at communities that are- the communities of minors, and for Satanists who are parents, oftentimes, they can be very uncertain to what degree they want to include their kids in their religious life because so many of them are people who were indoctrinated to religions that they did- that were ultimately unhealthy for them when they were that same age, and that is actually a big part of why *chuckles* many of them later became Satanists. So, oftentimes, for them, it is, kind of, a big question mark; maybe, something like a religious convention would, would help in those families, but, unfortunately, I don’t really know what resources we could recommend for that. I guess, more generally, I can say that, unfortunately, we all inherit the prejudices of our societies, including the prejudices about our own bodies, and about each other’s bodies, and hopefully, a way that we can mitigate that is through our common acceptance and idea of the Satan myth because Satan represents an awful lot of things. Satan, we think of as representing nature, thinker- with Satan, we think of as representing people who are downtrodden, outcast, ill-served, and people who are ultimately the victim of injustice, and as we have seen in this conversation, it doesn’t take much, it does not take much, at all, to end up in that position, and, perhaps, when we take recourse to our common ideas about Satan and Satanism, that can help us provide a little bit of mitigation for those unhealthy attitudes that are foisted on us, unconsciously all the time.
Simone 1:55:47
Well, as this conversation comes to a close, Dana, I wanted to ask, is there anything in your experience, you know, running, I Support the Girls that we haven’t touched on here? Any sort of menstruation myths or realities, especially, that you think might be beneficial for our listeners to hear?
Dana 1:56:12
Thanks. I think that the more folks who can talk about menstruation regularly, openly, and comfortably, I think the more we move the needle and if that also means maybe considering the next time when uses the euphemism for, you know, for menstruation, whether it’s Aunt Flo, or ‘on the rag,’ or, I don’t know, ‘that time of the month,’ ‘Moon Time’- I know, there’s, there’s some wild ones out there, carry-
Tabitha 1:56:49
Soggy, soggy man. *laughs*
Dana 1:56:51
*laughing* Soggy man, ‘riding the cotton pony,’ right? ‘Shark Week’ or ‘Soggy Man Blues,’ I think that- consider using the term ‘menstruation’ instead, is what I would share.
Simone 1:57:07
Yeah, it does seem to, sort of, pluck it out of all these bananas cultural contexts and just present it for what it is; you know, it’s a biological thing that half of us go through, *claps her hands together* so there you have it. Well, Dana, thank you, again, so much for joining us on Black Mass Appeal. If folks want to get in touch with you, find out more about your organization, where online can they do that?
Dana 1:57:32
So, if folks want to get in touch with us, they can check us out, I guess, first and foremost, our website will hopefully have considerable amount of information and that’s at [ISupportTheGirls.org], and we’re also on all the social media platforms, from Facebook and Twitter to Instagram, Snapchat, and Tik Tok, and folks can- we have slightly different handles, so it might be easiest just to look us up on, on our website. And, if you’d like to donate products, feel free to email us at [info@ISupportTheGirls.org], but, also, most importantly, if you need, are in need of menstrual products, please use that same email address, and let us know what’s going on, and we’ll try and point you in the right direction at [info@ISupportTheGirls.org]. So, thank you all at Black Mass Appeal for having me and I, you know, and I Support the Girls on, on this episode; this has been really a fun time chatting with you.
Simone 1:58:53
Well, thank you again for joining us. And, if you have any questions for us here at the show, our email address is [BlackMassAppealPod@gmail.com]; our website, which will include all of our past episodes, including all of the number of episodes that Daniel can somehow mention off the top of his head, that can be found at [BlackMassAppeal.com], and we are on social media, which includes Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, as, well, [@BlackMassAppeal].
Daniel 1:59:23
To find out more about Satanic Bay Area, check us out at [SatanicBayArea.com], find us on Instagram or on Facebook is Satanic Bay Area, or follow us on Twitter, the handle there is [@SatanicSF]. You can also find Tabitha on Tik Tok, the handle there is [@DailyBaphirmation]. Or, if you want to come down and- oh, actually, wait. What can I, possibly, recommend people do at Wicked Grounds that is within the proper thematic confines of this episode? *chuckles* I didn’t think this one through at all.
Tabitha 1:59:54
Sog, soggy, get soggy. *laughter* Go get, get your Soggy Man!
Daniel 1:59:59
Come, come sing the Soggy Man Blues with us, in person, *Tabitha giggles* at Satanic Coffee Hour at Wicked Grounds coffee shop in San Francisco the third Tuesday of every month, and Tabitha, next time we’re at Wicked Grounds, what are we having?
Tabitha 2:00:00
Uhhh, I want a waffle?
Simone 2:00:15
Ooh.
Tabitha 2:00:17
Can we have waffles?
Daniel 2:00:19
I don’t see why not.
Tabitha 2:00:21
Let’s have waffles, then.
Daniel 2:00:23
Are they soggy waffles?
Tabitha 2:00:24
No- well, not when you get ’em; you can make them soggy. *Simone laughs* It- that is your, you know, your prerogative, but they should come crispy.
Daniel 2:00:33
And, then they get an overbalance of humors.
Simone 2:00:36
Ew.
Tabitha 2:00:37
Ew, come on! I really want to eat the waffle! *laughs*
Daniel 2:00:40
Well, I’ll tell you what, why don’t we get a ‘Hail Satan’ to go out on, and then, Tabitha can have all the waffle she wants?
Tabitha 2:00:48
Yay!
Daniel 2:00:50
3, 2, 1-
Black Mass Appeal 2:00:52
Hail Satan! *Tears for Fear’s Watch Me Bleed plays*
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After our good friend the goat, snakes are the animal most often associated with Satan, but just what does the world have against its serpentine stalwarts? We’re going to set the sinuous record straight with a warm look at the devil’s most cold-blooded collaborators.
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The Satan myth has long been a man’s game, but there’s at least one feminist folktale that refuses to lie down and let just one gender have the devil all to itself. So who is Lilith, and how did her name become synonymous with feminism, Satanism, and other things that go bump in the night for religious chauvinists past, present, and future?
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Simone 0:04
Welcome to Black Mass Appeal, a podcast that brings modern Satanism to the masses. Today on Black Mass Appeal: lock your doors and windows tight because we’re exploring the myth and marvel of Lilith, history’s most powerful and profound, feminine devil archetype. And in the news, US lawmakers are aborting bodily rights in the mother of all power plays. Joining me today, I’ve got Daniel.
Daniel 0:30
Hi, my name is Daniel. I’m an organizer for Satanic Bay Area and I’m a member of the Satanic Temple, and my name is not the ephemeral name, therefore, I have not flown away. If you don’t get that reference, listen to the rest of the show. We’re being educational today. You’ll understand by the end.
Simone 0:44
And also joining me I’ve got Tabitha.
Tabitha 0:47
Hey, this is Tabitha. I am an organizer with Satanic Bay Area and a member of the Satanic Temple, and my name could have been Lilith but I went with Tabitha instead. Cuz different different, which, but still good. There’s a lot of rules to go around. That’s true. Yeah.
Simone 1:04
And rejoining us, from our movies episode, we have Jane.
Jane 1:10
Hey, my name is KJ Thomas. You can call me Jane. You can talk to me directly on Agnostic calm in the satanic diagnosis group. Or you can also read my long form writings on vocal media also under the name KJ Thomas.
Simone 1:26
And Jane is of course, also a member of Satanic Bay Area. And then you’ve got me, Simone. I am also also a member of Satanic Bay Area and a member of the Satanic Temple.
Simone 1:38
And I have never been to Lilith Fair, because you might say it’s not my kind of music, but still: hail Lilith. Anyway, just our usual disclaimer that Black Mass Appeal is a product of Satanic Bay Area and is not associated with any other Satanic groups. This is a podcast for Satanists to discuss modern Satanism, its history, left-leaning political activism, and how Satanism relates to current events – definitely current events – and pop culture. We’re for people who want to learn more about modern Satanism, whether you’re a newbie, or you’re already involved in Satanic groups. And speaking of Satanic groups, Satanic Bay Area is gearing up for some stuff.
Daniel 2:19
Yeah, actually, we are reaching out to Satanic groups across the country, we’re quite lucky that we are here in California, where everybody’s bodily autonomy and abortion access is about as secure as it’s possibly going to get. But a lot of other Satanists and a lot of our listeners might not be so lucky. Some of you might, in fact, live in states where really scary things are happening. You sure you know what we’re talking about. And if not, we’re going to get to the news in a few minutes. So we are gearing up to do some outreach and some direct action out of state, a lot of involving our most recent Satanic “Chick tract” “Abort, Abort!”, and we are putting out a call if you are a Satanist, or you know any say this, we’re living in any part of the country where these political power plays are happening. Get in touch with us, put us in touch with some folks who are organizing in your area, we might have a few things to send your way.
Simone 3:12
Yeah, we’re looking to help support Satanists in affected areas, both materially through our Chick tracks. And also, hopefully, monetarily, we’re still working out the details. So get in touch with us, or, you know, we’re going to do some outreach ourselves, for the people that we already know those areas, and we will try and hammer something out. And of course, if your local Satanic group is already springing into action, let us know, we will, you know, be happy to promote your projects as well.
Tabitha 3:46
And don’t forget, we have our South Bay Satellite Coffee Hour, June 2 at 3pm. At SOFA Market in San Jose, it’s on our calendar. But we’ll also have a thing up on Facebook about it. So you can check it out, come and see us.
Simone 3:59
Yeah, and all of our public events are on our calendar, which you can go to. So you could go to either Black Mass Appeal or Satanic Bay Area.com. It’s the same calendar, and you can get a look at everything that we have coming up. So be sure to check that out. And of course, our website always has all these really cool resources like the reading lists and the ritual libraries that Daniel has put together. So if you’re not checking out the website, you’re missing out on a whole part of the experience.
Daniel 4:30
Though, I will say speaking of upcoming events, we finished a really busy six month period from just to be for Halloween to just after Walpurgisnacht, and now we’ve kind of entered a slightly quieter period which is actually a little bit nice. You don’t have anything immediately on the calendar on the horizon. But we do have some summer events coming up. We’ve got a salon and BBQ coming up. We’re planning a field trip ahead of us. We’re planning an end of summer black mass for a couple of months. None of the all those are in the early enough stages that we’re not quite ready to talk about them specifically yet.
Daniel 4:59
But keep an ear out for that, particularly if you’re a local and you’d like to join us.
Simone 5:03
Indeed. Okay, so speaking of joining us, you can do so virtually by sending in an iTunes review. Our iTunes reviews, you know, they really help us out, help people find us on iTunes and whatnot. I’ve started to hear people leaving reviews or leaving comments in our Discord or whatever saying, I was just typing Satanism into iTunes and I found you guys and I’m like, it’s, it’s it’s working. Let’s say it’s not a miracle because that doesn’t, that doesn’t exist. But, you know, you know what I’m saying?
Daniel 5:34
Satan be praised.
Tabitha 5:36
Yeah, the algorithm is smiled upon us.
Simone 5:38
So our first iTunes review comes from Toxic Tom who we know from Discord. Hey, Tom! He says, “Best well-rounded Satanic podcast. I started listening just last week, and I’ve already finished all the current episodes.” Holy shit.
Tabitha 5:52
Holy Mackerel.
Simone 5:53
How did you do that? That’s —
Daniel 5:54
Yeah, fuck how do people do that? I’ve heard that before.
Simone 5:56
Yeah. Do you have a time turner from Harry Potter? Anyway, if you do, let me know because I could use one. “The topics vary from Satanic fundamentals to pop culture. They also have been growing a fun community on Discord.”
Tabitha 6:08
Yay.
Simone 6:09
Which is true.
Tabitha 6:10
It’s super true.
Simone 6:11
One of our latest arrivals to our Discord server, like just said that we’re all super nice. Yeah. I’m just like so flattered. And I’m like, yeah, I’m really proud that our community that the people who like this show and want to talk to each other and join this Discord are cool.
Tabitha 6:28
Yeah, they’re really cool.
Simone 6:29
Like, we don’t have to police anybody if they’re being assholes. Everyone’s just been cool. So.
Daniel 6:37
I think we’re actually the least cool people on the Discord. So this is the floor. This is how…
Tabitha 6:42
I don’t know. I think I think I’m pretty cool.
Daniel 6:45
That’s fair. That’s fair.
Tabitha 6:46
I also spend the most amount of time there, so.
Daniel 6:49
Also, I want to say a “best well-rounded Satanic podcast” sounds like an extremely specific Grammy category that’s probably going to come up in 50 years.
Simone 7:00
When they have podcasts on, on the Grammys, definitely which they’re gonna have to do to stay relevant or something.
Tabitha 7:05
Yeah, that’s gonna be amazing. I look forward to that day.
Daniel 7:10
They’re gonna have to come around to podcasts and Satanism.
Jane 7:12
Yeah.
Simone 7:13
Yep.
Daniel 7:13
It’s got to be a one-two punch.
Tabitha 7:15
And we’re gonna win the very first Grammy, the very first podcast Grammy. You heard it here first, folks.
Simone 7:23
Our second review comes from Christian the Satanist who again, we know you from Discord.
Tabitha 7:28
Hey.
Simone 7:29
Who says “It good. Name Pronunciation Guide: Brad.” Which, something gives me a feeling that that’s not accurate. “I looked up a podcast to see what other Satanists were up to. This show was 40% news. 40% cool topics. 25% Simone mispronouncing things, 15% the word ‘cathartic,’ 10% trashing Anton, and 100% Tabitha being cute. I rate this show,” you know that that kind of carrot looking thing with the heart?
Tabitha 7:59
Less than three?
Simone 8:00
Yeah, but less than three. So thank you, Christian.
Tabitha 8:04
I’m cute, huh?
Tabitha 8:05
Uh oh, I’m gonna keep rubbing it in. Also, you know, Simone’s cute too, just gonna put that out there.
Daniel 8:10
Can I ask a question? Am I the one who’s saying cathartic a lot, because I didn’t realize that was a thing. I feel like that’s me.
Simone 8:15
I think we all say it, especially in regards to talking about ritual and why we do it. Because that is a large part of it.
Jane 8:23
Catharsis is very important.
Simone 8:25
Yeah.
Daniel 8:26
I bring this up because a fan on Twitter the other day pointed out I guess I have this habit of like inhaling sharply before I talk a lot. I had no idea this was the thing I was doing. But I guess it’s a trope now because you specifically pointed it out. So now I’m trying to pay att — it’s like, what other shit do I do that? I don’t know that I do. Do I have another arm? Where is it?
Tabitha 8:48
You’ll find it one of these days.
Simone 8:50
Well, the other helpful thing you can do to support Black Mass Appeal is to donate to our Patreon. The Patreon is what funds the actual show itself and some other stuff that is surrounding the show and coming up in association with the show. We have some new contributors to think we have Brianna. And then we got a whole mess of Mark of the Beast Club members. A herd of Mark Mark of the Beast Club members. What’s the plural of beasts?
Daniel 9:17
A damnation?
Simone 9:18
There you go. We have Non Serviam, Capra, John, Melissa, Mr. S. Sam Cove, York Satan, Kat who is a Mark of the Beast upgrade. Christine, Gunner Dakota and Tabitha.
Tabitha 9:34
But not me.
Simone 9:35
Yeah, so we’ve got multiple Daniels and now we have multiple Tabithas.
Tabitha 9:38
Where’s the Simones dammit?
Simone 9:40
We’re unique.
Daniel 9:42
That reminds me Simone. Is it kosher to talk about your your search for a pseudonym?
Simone 9:48
I don’t know if I’d use the word kosher, but.
Daniel 9:54
I’ll just say like, listeners probably realize that Tabitha and I are not using our full legal names here. And Simone, you’ve never worried too much about your name. But now you say you at least want like a surname.
Simone 10:05
Yeah.
Daniel 10:05
For when the media starts paying attention to us, that’s not Googlable back to you.
Simone 10:09
My, my only concern is that, you know, during our whole Christmas tree thing, I let my last name out. And so in some of the publications that we’re talking about our whole Christmas tree, Christmas ornament thing that happened this past December, it got reprinted in places like the the Blaze, which is Glenn Beck’s rag, and thankfully, you know, nothing came of it, nothing happened. But it was, you know, for someone who spends as much time online as I do, and you know, is as involved in media matters as I am, it was still a little bit of an eye opener. Also, though, I have, you know, a new gig that I’m not too particularly concerned about, but it would be nice to have like a little firewall of protection. So you know, again, just a layer of firewall protection, just a thin little layer, so that if you know, you Google my name, it’s not like the first fucking result.
Daniel 11:08
I bring this up, because I liked the one you were toying with the other day. I don’t know if you want to commit to that, but just yet.
Simone 11:14
Yeah, well, so I just thought it would be easy to go through older family names, because I actually got a cool couple family names. On my mom’s side. We have someone up in there who’s named Electra, which I thought was cool. Yes. My grandmother’s maiden name is Mead. Which, you know —
Jane 11:32
So good.
Simone 11:33
Well, and we know someone who makes mead so I was like, should I try and angle this and some free mead?
Tabitha 11:39
There you go.
Simone 11:39
No, we’re not going to do that. Unless you want to, just anyway, but also, somewhere in the family, there are folks who have the last name Lasher, which I kind of like because it’s kind of aggro and also reminds me of that Anne Rice book that I never actually got around to reading. Someone made a reindeer joke. That’s Dasher, guys. That’s different. Dashing through the snow. This is giving you 40 lashes for being a naughty boy.
Tabitha 12:08
That’s a different reindeer entirely.
Daniel 12:12
I think Lasher is one of Krampus’s reindeer or his Satanic goats or whatever pulls his sled.
Tabitha 12:18
Yeah.
Daniel 12:19
But I think Simone Lasher — that’s, that’s pretty good. That’s got a good ring to it.
Tabitha 12:22
Yeah. I’m into it.
Daniel 12:23
I mean, we’ve never really talked on the show — sometimes people have asked me about like picking a Satanic pseudonym. And it’s surprisingly hard if you never had to. And so I don’t know if we can parlay that into a whole show. But maybe, if anybody out there has like a cool story about how they picked their name, let us know.
Jane 12:39
I have to say that I am using my grandmother’s maiden name as well.
Tabitha 12:42
Nice.
Daniel 12:43
That’s a good one.
Simone 12:43
You know, it just occurred to me because we’ve talked about having an episode about the different names of Satan himself, maybe we could kind of have like a supplemental of Satanic names and Satan names.
Daniel 12:56
Like that kind of a sidebar in that episode.
Simone 12:58
Yeah, that’d be fun.
Tabitha 13:00
Yeah, cuz everyone wants to hear about how I do it, which is really stupid. So be excited to find out what stupid thing Tabitha does to come up with names.
Simone 13:09
No, but you know, the name that you choose to call yourself, you know, especially with adopted names, especially with you know, when you have the autonomy to choose the name that people will know you by, it really does speak to, you know, how you want to be perceived in this world. You have more control over it, then what the, you know, your parents or guardians gave to you. So it’s, I think, you know, more personal, more interesting and revealing. And I think it’s, you know, those stories are more interesting. Rather than, “yeah, my parents couldn’t come up with anything. So they just named me after my dad’s uncle.” That’s not…
Tabitha 13:52
Yeah, when it’s like, Oh, I got, I got named after cartoon character.
Daniel 13:58
Okay, sorry, I got us on a tangent here. I do want to say thank you very much to Toxic Tom and you Christian the Satanist for getting us up on iTunes. Thank you to all of our Patreon backers. And if you are a Patreon backer, you don’t just get our thanks. You also get a few extra bonuses. For example, this episode is coming out a couple of days after Tabitha and I did a stream of the game Doom II with the Patreon backers and celebrating our recent interview with John Romero. We haven’t done that yet. So I guess we’ll just speculate about how it went. Tabitha, how do you think we’re gonna do on Sunday?
Tabitha 14:30
I think my computer is not going to crash. And the stream is going to go super, I mean, HAS gone super, super well. And everybody had a really good time. And we were really, really good at Doom. And the computer didn’t crash. Again.
Simone 14:47
For so many of our events that we talk on the show, we have to use like this weird future past tense, right? Because it’s something that will have happened.
Daniel 14:57
Anyway, well, I am predicting that not only will the stream go really well, but it’s going to turn into a Jumanji like scenario where the game spills out, but we’re fine because the kids in Jumanji are fine.
Tabitha 15:08
Okay, I don’t want to turn into a monkey.
Daniel 15:11
Or what was that John Favreau sequel do Jumanji that nobody saw on the spaceship?
Tabitha 15:16
Okay, I always — this is the — I have a very small tangent. I thought that that movie was called Bridge to Terabithia. So I read the book Bridge to Terabithia.
Simone 15:26
Oh no.
Tabitha 15:27
Thinking it was going to be a space romp, and I cried a lot, so, don’t do that. It’s because whatever it’s called, it sounds like not exactly like Bridge to Terabithia.
Simone 15:36
Are you thinking of that… Zathura? The…
Daniel 15:39
That’s it.
Tabitha 15:40
Yes, yeah.
Simone 15:40
‘Cause because there was an actual Jumanji sequel with the Rock and Jack Black and Kevin Hart and Karen Gilliam.
Tabitha 15:49
Oh, but wasn’t that a remake?
Simone 15:51
I think it was like an offshoot. I didn’t see it.
Tabitha 15:53
I didn’t see it.
Simone 15:53
It’s like a different concept because the kids like embody the the bodies of these adult actors. So —
Jane 16:00
I was thinking, if this Doom game does come to life, what kinds of things do I need to be prepared to be fighting against? Because I don’t know anything about this Doom video game.
Daniel 16:08
I didn’t know we were playing, so.
Jane 16:10
No, I don’t know what you guys are talking about.
Tabitha 16:12
Oh, well, while you’re gonna need a chainsaw and a gun called the BFG.
Jane 16:17
Alright.
Tabitha 16:18
I totally forgot about that movie, the Jumanji movie that just came out. I was really thinking of Zathura, which is basically the same movie except in space, which for some reason is what I thought you meant when you said sequel.
Daniel 16:31
Isn’t it? That was exactly what I was talking about.
Tabitha 16:33
Oh, wait, good, well, great. That’s what I was talking about. I thought it was the Bridge to Terabithia. And then I read the book that I was not wholly prepared for.
Simone 16:41
Bridge to Terabithia. I mean, no spoilers here for books most folks in America read in the eighth grade. Most folks were SUBJECTED to in America in the eighth grade. Because it wrecked me. And I don’t recommend it.
Jane 16:56
There is also a Bridge to Terabithia movie, also terribly painful.
Tabitha 17:02
I wonder if maybe they came out at the same time, the movies came out at the same time, which is why I got my wires crossed about it. Not prepared.
Tabitha 17:10
Anyway, let’s —
Simone 17:11
Anyway, so we’re gonna have our we will have had our Doom stream, which takes place of our Hellraiser movie night. This one’s going to be a little bit more interactive.
Daniel 17:24
We’ve also get if you have not joined our Discord yet. First of all, you should, it’s good times. Second of all, we will be doing an extra stream coming up. Specifically, not just for Patreon backers. But for everybody on the Discord just to help you get a little bit of motivation to get in there if you haven’t. I don’t think we’re ready to be quite specific about that. But what else out within the next couple of days. Also, if you’re a Patreon backer, you get to decide what the show is about. We’re having this episode right now, because our Patreon backers voted for it. On our last backer poll, the last episode was far and away the most popular out of the options. And also that Names of the Devil episode Simone mention is coming up next, specifically, because that was also very popular on the poll. And in fact, we’ve got a few more episodes planned based on those results as well.
Tabitha 18:08
Yeah.
Simone 18:09
Yeah.
Daniel 18:11
And also, we have one very specific one time only Patreon goal that is on the horizon. Simone?
Simone 18:19
It’s, you know, it’s a celebratory thing for when we cross over that $666 threshold. It was a joke that I think came out of the The Omen episode that we did, but I said I would get a 666 tattoo on my scalp. And I’m facing this as a reality. I actually don’t — I’m actually kind of excited. Like, I already have a ton of tattoos. So I clearly like getting them. I warned my hairstylist that this will be happening, so don’t be surprised when I have a small shaved patch the next time you hear me and so the next step after that is a actually talking to my tattoo artist. So like Daniel said, it’s a one time only thing to celebrate, you know, our Mark of the Beast Club members and other Patreon backers pushing us over the number of the beast. Okay, now we will… Okay, we’re, we’re…
Tabitha 19:15
… Pox is literally pushing a box.
Simone 19:21
We’re taping at my house this time which, you know — no, no, Jesse this week. So we have a little bit of a difference in sound quality. But we also have a kitten running around being —
Tabitha 19:35
Totally bonkers.
Simone 19:36
Yeah.
Jane 19:36
And adorable.
Simone 19:38
And adorable. But I do, we do actually have to stop the show like every five minutes to take something away from her. So now I guess it’s a box. Pox has a box.
Daniel 19:47
Simone still breaking in the new familiar.
Tabitha 19:48
Including a box that I literally hid behind Jane because she was starting to bite it and then she dragged it out and dragged it across the wall.
Daniel 19:58
Weren’t there crackers in that box?
Tabitha 20:00
They’re still crackers on the box. Yes.
Simone 20:02
How are there crackers in the box?
Tabitha 20:03
Yeah, it’s a cracker box.
Simone 20:05
Okay, we’re gonna take a break. I’m going to take things away from Pox and we’re going to come back with the news.
NEWS
Tabitha 20:24
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee doo!
Simone 20:28
Those doots mean it’s time for the news. And this time we’re reading from Wired, by Adam Rogers. The title is “Heartbeat bill gets the science of fetal heartbeats all wrong.”
Simone 20:43
“Last week, Georgia governor Brian Kemp, the narrow winner over Stacey Abrams, in a contentious sketchy election last year, signed into law a ban on abortions after more than six weeks of pregnancy. That made Georgia the sixth state to institute such a ban and the fourth this year, Ohio’s elected officials put theirs in place in April, with seven more states kicking around the idea.” And just side note, as the time of this recording, Alabama went through with theirs as well.
Simone 21:12
“The political aim of so-called heartbeat bills is pretty clear. Some Americans would like to ban abortion altogether. But the Supreme Court says it’s unconstitutional. So they advocate for increasingly draconian laws that walk up to that line. Less straightforward, though, is the science. What the bill is called a heartbeat, it’s not that. These bills generally say that a quote unquote fetal heartbeat helps predict whether a pregnancy will result in a living baby. The model legislation many states use refers to that fetal cardiac activity as a marker of quote, an unborn human individual, unquote, defining a moment where a liveliness starts. And yes, it’s true that detection of cardiac rhythm is a marker for the health of a pregnancy and a good sign that it’ll continue. That is, if everything works out, it’ll result in the birth of a living baby. From there, the issue is what that heartbeat actually is. Quote, at six weeks, the embryo is forming what will eventually develop into a mature system. There’s an immature neurological system, and there’s a very immature cardiovascular system, says Jennifer Kearns, an OB GYN at UC San Francisco and a director of research in obstetrics and gynecology at Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital.” Also, side note, still weird for me to read that…
Tabitha 22:28
Always will be weird.
Simone 22:29
“The rhythm specified in the six week abortion ban she says quote, is a group of cells with electrical activity. That’s what the heartbeat is at that state of gestation. We are in no way talking about any kind of cardiovascular system. science doesn’t seem to be a strong point of many states anti abortion bills. You might have read about an additional bill Ohio is considering that would ban most birth control and require the surgical reimplantation of ectopic pregnancies, a dangerous to the mother condition in which an embryo implants somewhere other than the uterus. That’s not something scientists know how to do. Quote, no, just never I mean, never, never ever current says ectopic pregnancies are medical emergencies. And indeed, courts have largely judged six weeks to be an unreasonably early time for pregnant people to realize that they’re pregnant and get an abortion. None of the state laws banning abortion at six weeks are in effect. Some are too new, some are overturned by courts and some are under legal challenge. This kind of slippery language and shoddy science has consequences. Even if it wasn’t an attempt to put a veneer of scientific finality over a difficult ethical question, it still open up the possibility of serious health risks to pregnant women. Some of the legislation under consideration doesn’t acknowledge the possibility of a miscarriage after detection of fetal cardiac activity, meaning women who do miscarry could be subject to prosecution, which could deter them from seeking necessary prenatal merit medical care, quote, We absolutely know that when you ban abortion, maternal mortality increases current says, But in addition, it marginalizes poor women and women of color, who are often the ones who can’t then access abortion across state lines, who can’t take days off of work, organize childcare, and have the finances. It just exacerbates was already in an equitable system. But the confirmation of Trump’s nominee Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court tipped the balance of that court toward the right, abortion opponents see the possibility that that new lineup would overturn Roe v. Wade, the landmark decision that legalized abortion in the United States if the right case came before it. Aggressive bans like heartbeat bills or any of the other 300 anti abortion laws passed in the first quarter of 2019 could be it. Fetal cardiac activity is usefulness as a diagnostic marker might turn out to be less important than the powerful noise it can make in Washington.”
Tabitha 24:57
Well, I’m depressed.
Simone 25:01
Our news section does tend to be a little bit of a bummer. But you know, like last time, we can at least make fun of the people who didn’t like the mural in Florida. This is not like that.
Daniel 25:14
I’m gonna try to get some happy Satan news next time. Just going to put that out there. I’ll do my best.
Simone 25:20
Satanic puppies and kittens. Maybe.
Tabitha 25:23
Yes, please.
Simone 25:24
But, you know, we have talked about reproductive rights on this show, in various contexts, the, you know, the most. The one that we did the most in was actually our interview with Lucian Greaves, which I believe was Episode 13?
Daniel 25:40
Mm-hmm.
Simone 25:41
I got a number, right, hey! And this just goes against so many Satanic beliefs, especially for those in the Satanic Temple. The Satanic Temple, specifically, the third tenet, of course, is about one’s bodily autonomy. And we also have a tenet about, you know, believing in the best scientific knowledge, you know, going off the best scientific information that we have on hand at the time. These abortion bills are stomping all over both of those. But of course, if you’re not a follower of TST, and you’re just a believer in personal autonomy, and you know, the the right to do with your body as you will and just believe in general human rights and the rights of, you know, all people. Yeah, this is bad on all fronts.
Tabitha 26:33
Yeah, this is pretty much the worst. I — in fact, just the idea of this kind of just hating people that can get pregnant so fucking much, is baffling.
Simone 26:47
And some of the politicians, I believe, some of the folks in Ohio, the the same folks who think that you can just magically re-implant an ectopic pregnancy, which — that is science fiction, fellas. Also, you know, someone asked about what happens if someone’s us doing in vitro fertilization, and there are fertilized eggs in you know, a petri dish, do those then also take on the same rights as the ones, as the rights that these people are trying to give to fetuses? And the politician in this conversation was basically like, “Oh, no, well, they’re not you know, they’re not inside of a woman, a woman isn’t pregnant. So it’s not the same thing.”
Simone 27:28
Which so it’s, you know, they’re saying the quiet part out loud, that it’s all about pregnant women and has fucking nothing to do with the actual quote unquote, babies or the things that will become babies.
Tabitha 27:42
Right. It’s just, it’s just powerplay. That’s all it is.
Jane 27:45
Don’t forget to vote, people.
Tabitha 27:46
Yeah, no shit.
Jane 27:47
And get involved in your local elections. This is a really good lesson about making sure that you’re involved.
Daniel 27:54
A couple notes that I want to make more on this topic. One being this is about this was sort of written in response to the Georgia bill. The Alabama abortion ban is far more aggressive. That’s a straight ban on all abortions across the board, far more aggressive than anything they’ve ever tried before. And that’s the one that has provoked the most profound emotional response for most people, justifiably so. I wanted to bring this up, this fetal heartbeat bill, which is a six week ban, which is bad enough specifically to point out that they call it a heartbeat bill, but the fetus does not have a heart at six weeks. So that right there should clue you in about the game that people are playing here. I also want to bring up the fact that we should point out that it’s not just women who can get pregnant, trans men often need access to the same kinds of reproductive health care.
Simone 28:37
Non-binary folk.
Daniel 28:38
Yeah, so non-binary folk, however, for the most part, women tend to dominate this conversation, because I don’t think the people writing six week abortion bans are even aware of the trans men and non binary people exist. Certainly they never seem to acknowledge it.
Tabitha 28:50
Well, I think if they do, they probably just want to send them to the moon instead, you know, or some other awful, awful thing that I don’t want to think about.
Daniel 28:57
Yeah, I think the John Beckers of the world are fucking over trans men by accident, but if they were aware of it, I don’t think they would care. I also want to bring up this point that John Becker is the Ohio politician who we mentioned there who wrote the mysterious ectopic pregnancy clause in his ridiculous bill, and who also wants to make it very difficult to get contraception even though contraception is the easiest way to prevent abortion. But that’s the point, is it’s not really about abortion. It’s not about fetuses. It’s not about babies, it’s about asserting as much control over people’s bodies as possible. There’s — we talk about the fallacy of the slippery slope, the idea that people will make these weak arguments saying, “Oh, if you do this the next thing you know this is going to be happening.” You know, if we let gay people get married, next people will be marrying toasters, or whatever the fuck stupid shit Glenn Beck said.
Daniel 29:45
Um, the problem is, that’s a dumb argument. That’s a fallacy. However, it’s only a slippery slope argument if A does not actually lead to B. Here we see that partial abortion bans DO lead to stricter abortion bans, and strict abortion bans do lead to attacks on contraception and to basic reproductive care and to any degree of control that people want to assert over their own basic health and bodies and reproductive cycles. And so that’s what it’s all about. There’s a bill in Texas that would make it possible to prosecute women criminally for murder, up to and including the death penalty, if they get an abortion. Now that bill is not going to pass in the current Texas Legislature. But the fact is, people are introducing it because they’re thinking about 10 years down the line, 20 years down the line, if they win these fights, that’s where they’re going to next. They’re not shy about this. They’re telegraphing it, they’re telling us right out loud exactly what they want to do. So.
Simone 30:42
So this is less of a slippery slope argument to me than it is the “raptors testing the fences,” because, you know, in Jurassic Park, they talk about the raptors, they’re testing the fences, they throw themselves against the electric fence to try and, you know, find the weak spots or find where they can finally break through. And to put it in this context, it’s them trying to find how they can get Roe v. Wade, again, in front of the Supreme Court. Again, you know, which one, which one of these cases is going to finally break through and get in front of Supreme Court, the Supreme Court that has now been designed to overturn.
Tabitha 31:22
I have slightly, I have a little bit of good news, Washington State just approved a bill that says that if you offer maternity leave on your insurance, then you also have to offer abortions, insured abortions. Which I think is great.
Daniel 31:41
That is good news.
Tabitha 31:42
So yeah, I everything’s awful and and super shit ball crazy. I mean, not good right now, but tiny bit of solace. Yeah, thank you, Washington.
Simone 31:53
Seattle’s cool. We’ve been there.
Tabitha 31:54
Yeah, it’s nice.
Simone 31:55
We got some cool Satanists up in Seattle as well.
Daniel 31:58
I will also say like, you know, don’t let this this blitzkrieg that they’re doing fool you. Everything is not shitty. In most states, abortion access, although it has been chipped away the last couple of decades, is much more robust than these states that we’re talking about here. And even in the state, like for example, this this, you know, six week abortion ban, total abortion ban is not in effect yet. And it is going into the courts and odds are the courts are going to back it down. Abortion is still 100% legal in all 50 states. It’s a constitutional right as enshrined by over 45 years of firmly established constitutional law. Don’t let them fool you into thinking that they’ve got you in the shackles already. They don’t. Nevertheless, we do still need to be as vigilant as ever because — I was going to compare it to an escalator. But I think Simone’s raptors attacking the fences: first of all, cooler. Second, yes a much better analogy.
Simone 32:49
And also, you know, I don’t, you know, even though the majority of states do still have these rights enshrined and protected. We can’t just abandon the states where it is being attacked.
Tabitha 33:01
Oh, absolutely not.
Simone 33:02
You know, some people say, “Oh, well, why don’t you just leave the state and go get an abortion there and go home?” First of all, a lot of people can’t do that. Second of all, some places like Georgia, they still you know, they have a clause in their law that says if you are found out to have gone to another state to get an abortion, you will be charged with what was it, accessory to murder?
Daniel 33:27
Conspiracy.
Simone 33:28
Conspiracy. So —
Tabitha 33:30
Which means that they’re saying that people who can get pregnant are a property of the state.
Simone 33:36
Yeah. And of course, should this go to any sort of federal level, then we’re all fucked. So we have to protect the states that this is happening in.
Jane 33:48
And just don’t forget that there is also a strong resistance going on. If you’re feeling hopeless, or worried about abortion rights, get involved at the local level, or get involved at the national level, there will be something you can do to help and then we’ll defeat this whole thing and you’ll feel a lot better.
Simone 34:06
One last quick note that was brought up by our friend the Tooth Fairy. She just wanted to remind everybody that if you’re going to donate monetary funds to a national organization, it is very important to earmark your donations, so that they are specifically attributed to the places you want them to go. Or just go ahead and do some research and donate on a more local level so that you can be more sure that it will reach the people you want it to reach.
Tabitha 34:39
Well, that was a fucking bummer.
Simone 34:40
And on that note, let’s go ahead, take a break and we’ll come back with our discussion of Lilith: one of the representations of the Satanic feminine as you might put it.
MAIN TOPIC
Simone 35:56
Unfortunately, the Satan myth has long been a man’s game. But there’s at least one feminist folktale that refuses to lie down and let just one gender have the devil all to itself. So who is Lilith? And how did her name become synonymous with feminism, Satanism, and other things that go bump in the night for religious chauvinists, past, present, and future?
Simone 36:19
So yeah, this is our discussion about the, the figure of Lilith, some of the different incarnations. Lilith seems to be pretty present in Satanic culture, if not discussion. We know a lot of people who have chosen the name Lilith as their adopted Satanic name. And also just, you know, want to go ahead and make the disclaimer that the language used around her uses the pronouns, you know, of she and her, she’s portrayed as feminine. But again, this is kind of like an energy that can be relatable to people across spectrums of identity. So, you know, we’re going to use those — that, that kind of language, but understanding that, you know, it encompasses more than just that. So before embarking on our Lilith journey…
Daniel 37:17
Lilith Fair?
Tabitha 37:19
Oh, come on.
Simone 37:23
I knew there was gonna be Lilith Fair jokes. I mean, the title of this show is Lilith Fare, F-A-R-E. But you got me with that one. Anyway, before we actually started looking into it, from like an academic and research perspective, what was everyone’s perception or conception of the figure of Lilith? Daniel, let’s start with you.
Daniel 37:46
Let’s see. I don’t quite remember if this actually was the first time I heard the story. But the earliest exposure to the myth that I think I have is from the 90s comic, the Sandman, where there is an issue in which Eve relates the story of Adams three wives, one of whom is Lilith. I swear, I must have heard it somewhere before then, because it seemed familiar at the time, but I couldn’t place my finger on a specific source. And I would guess that a fair number of people probably also first ran into the mythology that exact same way. By the way, if you’ve never read that comic, I’m probably the first person to bring it up. But go check it out.
Simone 38:24
Sandman, like, was transformative for me.
Tabitha 38:27
Same.
Simone 38:28
In high school. I’ve been Death a couple of times for Halloween.
Tabitha 38:32
I mean, it’s an easy costume.
Simone 38:33
I know, right?
Tabitha 38:35
Just gotta be able to do your makeup all right. I actually have the same — actually. No, I’m trying to think. I think the first time I ever heard of Lilith was like, in conjunction with like the Lilith Fair. And I feel like the first time I heard of that was because of Hedwig, because there’s that part where there at like the little mini stage at the Lilith Fair. And I feel — and I think I saw Hedwig before I read the Sandman. So I think that’s my very first exposure. Although not to — that isn’t to say that I knew anything about what Lilith meant. But is the first time I heard the name and that it was seen as a very feminine sort of figure. But yeah, my first, the first time I ever heard the story was also Sandman.
Simone 39:20
Jane, what about you?
Jane 39:21
So um, in the late 90s, I was a person who was deeply practicing a lot of pagan magic. And I knew about this book, The Book of Lilith by Barbara Black, which I chose from the bookstore just because I recognized Lilith from Lilith Fair.
Tabitha 39:40
Oh, that’s funny.
Jane 39:41
That’s really the only thing I knew about it.
Simone 39:43
And so we really have Sarah McLaughlin to thank for a lot of…
Jane 39:45
Yeah, pretty much. So I get this book, Barbara Black, it’s very long. It’s a great mythological research and exploration and I read it a bunch of times and I really loved it and it’s been really influential on me ever since.
Simone 40:02
I, I don’t have anything concrete to point to about my first exposure to the story of Lilith. I was, I was the president of Celtic Club in high school. And I, we, we liked to pass our time making jokes about Beltane and, you know, whispering dirty mythologies to each other. And I think that’s probably where I heard some of it because, you know, there’s the, the story that Lilith rebelled or left Adam, left Eden, because she refused to be on on the bottom during sex.
Tabitha 40:42
Yeah, subservient.
Simone 40:42
Yeah, that she insisted on being on top. And of course, when you’re in high school that is quite scandalous and intriguing —
Tabitha 40:50
And hilarious.
Simone 40:50
And hilarious. So yeah, just the the giggly stories about this mythology, also, because, you know, when you’re first discovering sex, you kind of feel like you’re the first person to do so. And so it sort of blows your mind a little bit to think that people in olden days had sex and —
Tabitha 41:12
And they — yeah, they weren’t just doing like missionary, like boring-ass missionary.
Daniel 41:16
Yeah. Like, yeah, not only were they having sex, they were arguing about positions.
Simone 41:19
Yeah. Blows your 15-year-old mind.
Jane 41:23
I have to say that 15-year-old me, part of what happened was I read the book. I was really obsessed with it. And then I would try to tell other people around me and I constantly was running into these old people who thought I was making the whole thing up and really not believe that that story ever existed at all.
Simone 41:39
Oh, no.
Tabitha 41:41
Like, “Okay, Jane, whatever you say.”
Jane 41:43
Also before Google; couldn’t just tell them to go look it up.
Tabitha 41:46
Right?
Daniel 41:47
Oh, you know, that reminds me. Actually, as soon as Jane said the phrase “Book of Lilith” — I did remember where I’d heard of Lilith before the Sandman. If anybody out there played Vampire the Masquerade in the 90s, you’ll remember that Lilith is a really obscure, opaque figure in the mythology of that game. And her role is like never really that clear. There’s the implication that she was really instrumental in the vampire Genesis story, and kind of got shafted and put out to pasture and left out of that history. And so they’re just kind of references to her around, but it was concrete enough that I heard that story about her getting booted out of Eden for being a little too in touch with her needs.
Tabitha 42:25
Being too cool for the room.
Daniel 42:27
That’s a good way to put it. Yes.
Simone 42:30
I also have like a super-cool reference. You know, I am in the midst of a Frasier rewatch. That show is fucking hilarious. I don’t care.
Jane 42:43
Completely forgot about this.
Simone 42:45
That his wife is named Lilith. And she’s portrayed as a very severe, like, you know, a very feminist but very severe. You could like you know, from in sitcom parlance, she’s a ballbuster. But her name is Lilith. Fraiser’s ex-wife is named Lilith.
Tabitha 43:04
So funny. I forgot about that.
Simone 43:06
Yeah. Bebe Neuwirth, who is fantastic. But yeah, so so we hear the name a lot in culture, mostly associated with like, generally like a strong, you know, untameable woman or feminine figure. Yep. Even down to Cheers spin off sitcoms.
Daniel 43:28
So we want to get started with the, with the serious shit here? Okay. And I want to say my number one most valuable resource for putting the show together is an essay called “Lilith, Lady Flying in Darkness,” which was written by Rabbi Jill Hammer, which, by the way, an excellent name for both a rabbi and a punk band. So it’s very versatile. This is a spectacular essay because it is accessible and well informed and relatable and eloquent. And most importantly, she cites her primary sources in the text. Nobody on the internet does that. I was blown away. I almost sent her a thank you email just for that. I might do it.
Daniel 44:06
Here is some of what Rabbi Hammer has to say about this quote, “Lilith is the most notorious demon in Jewish tradition. In some sources she is conceived of as the original woman created even before Eve, and she is often presented as a thief of newborn infants. Lilith means the night and she embodies the emotional and spiritual aspects of darkness, terror, sensuality and unbridled freedom. More recently, she has come to represent the freedom of feminist women who no longer want to be quote, good girls.” So that’s a good primer, I feel, and then we get into kind of…
Tabitha 44:39
I’m kind of in the “fuck yeah” school of things here.
Daniel 44:43
We can even wrap up the show right there almost that kind of says it all. But I do find it interesting that, as we talked about when we did our Satan in the Bible, Episode 33. Jewish mythology and theology doesn’t have a very well defined concept of the devil, they don’t really have a Satan as we think of him, but they do have a lot of demonology and angelology; a lot of it is really weird, deep granular shit. And doing the show was actually the first time I dug into a lot of that and I am —
Simone 45:13
That sounds fun as shit.
Daniel 45:14
Yeah, I’m surprised and confused. Also, I don’t know what to make out of a lot of it. But I am a little gratified to hear that Lilith apparently has a very prominent place in that practice, according to the rabbi here.
Simone 45:26
So I mean, that is a mwuah! Fantastic overall description. But let’s get into a few more specific examples. And so we have here a citation of well, Sumerian myth. Jane, do you want to read this one?
Jane 45:44
“The story of Lilith originated in the ancient Near East, where a wilderness spirit known as the “dark maid” appears in the Sumerian myth ‘The Descent of Inanna’ (circa 3,000 BCE). Another reference appears in a tablet from the seventh century BCE found at Arslan Tash, Syria which contains the inscription: “O flyer in a dark chamber, go away at once, O Lili!” Lilith later made her way into Israelite tradition, possibly even into the Bible. Isaiah 34:14, describing an inhospitable wilderness, tells us: “There goat-demons shall greet each other, and there the lilit shall find rest.” Some believe this word “lilit” is a reference to a night owl, and others say it is indeed a reference to the demon Lilith.”
Simone 46:33
I just like that because you know, first of all, you know how we feel about goats. So goat demons, rad.
Tabitha 46:39
Super rad.
Simone 46:40
Owls, also rad, and if they’re a Lilith-type demon or feminine demon in the form of an owl, super rad.
Tabitha 46:49
Super duper rad.
Jane 46:49
I also have to say that “goat demons shall greet each other and there the lilit shall find rest” needs to be the message on our next really good party invitation.
Simone 47:00
RSVP!
Tabitha 47:02
Yes. When I listen to the stuff that we’re going to cover? Well, when I read it — I tend to make an audio file of like somebody, you know, like I dumped the text into one of those websites that will just change it into someone speaking, because I like digest it better when I can hear it and also read along — at this point where it said Isaiah 34:14, the website that I use said “Isaiah 34 hours, 14 minutes.” And I was like, whuuu?
Simone 47:14
Sounds like an episode of 24.
Tabitha 47:28
Exactly.
Daniel 47:32
So I want to bring up that Isaiah passage there. When I read the fucking Bible, it didn’t say anything about goat demons and lilets, I felt kind of cheated. But this is an interesting point, you’ll hear people wrangle about translations of the Bible a lot. And at first, it just seems like horseshit. I mean, who cares? It all should say basically the same thing, right? Until you actually sit down and compare different passages and realize, no, this shit is all over the board.
Daniel 47:56
For example, if you open up your King James Bible, Isaiah 34:14 says, quote, “The wild beasts of the desert shall meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow, the screech owl also shall rest there and find herself a place of rest.” So pretty close, kind of close to what we just heard.
Tabitha 48:14
Right.
Daniel 48:14
But a radically different interpretation. And I also want to bring up if you go to the New International Version, which I guess is the most commonly cited one these days, that passage just says, quote, “Desert creatures will meet with hyenas and wild goats will bleat to each other. There, the night creatures will also lie down and find for themselves places of rest.” So now we’re really far away from that original Hebrew text. And Lilith has long since left the picture. And so I want to bring that up, because we’re going to be going through some primary sources here. And we’re going to be working on just the most readily available English translations, which I tried to vet as best I could. But you have to remember, there’s an awful lot of give and take in these things. And there’s an awful lot of interprolation, even from a good translation and a good translator. And there’s never really any such thing as a perfect one to one movement from one language to another anyway, so we’re going to do our best but I at least wanted to raise this point here about how again, scripture changes radically over the centuries also, apparently it gets more metal the further back you go. Who knew?
Simone 49:17
I’ve just said you know, it’s so funny how it’s just the, the simple word choices, you know, from from goat demon to beast to something specific like a hyena. I mean, word choice really makes such a huge difference, because in that last quote, I’m picturing something kind of Lion King with hyenas, and then the goats? Whereas the you know, the first one the, the Sumerian myth with the goat demons, I’m definitely picturing something a bit more metal. So.
Simone 49:47
The next source that we have is the Epic of Gilgamesh, which I think I read when I was taking a history class my freshman year of college. It’s a, you know, one of those pretty commonly known, quote unquote first myths, where you can trace a lot of the common events or characters that come in myths for from later cultures. You know, it’s it, it has a flood myth. So, you know, you can see where maybe some other books might have gotten that idea.
Simone 50:21
But in reference to Lilith, there’s this passage here that says, “A huluppa tree, which had been planted on the bank of the Euphrates and nourished by its waters, was uprooted by the south wind and carried away by the Euphrates. The goddess who is wandering along the banks seized the swaying tree, and brought it to Inanna’s garden and attended the tree carefully and lovingly. She hoped to have a throne and a bed made for herself from its wood. After 10 years, the tree had matured,” — I guess to a god 10 years is not a long time.
Tabitha 50:54
Nope.
Daniel 50:54
Yeah, by the way, for context, Inanna is a fertility goddess.
Tabitha 50:58
Okay.
Simone 50:59
“But in the meantime, she found to her dismay that her hopes could not be fulfilled. Because during that time, a dragon had built its nest at the foot of the tree. The zu-bird was raising its young in the crown, and the demon Lilith had built her house in the middle.” Those are some cool neighbors. Like I want to go to that block party.
Tabitha 51:18
Yeah, no shit.
Simone 51:19
With Lilith and a fuckin dragon, shit. I don’t know why Inanna was so bummed.
Daniel 51:25
Yeah, I’m picturing this is kind of like that scene in Snow White with a little woodland creature is accepting so a little woodland creatures, his dragons and fucking demons.
Tabitha 51:33
And she’s like, “Ah-ah-aaa!” they’re like “rah rah rah rahhhh!”
Daniel 51:37
Also I think Inanna needs to keep a closer eye on her garden if all this shit went down., and apparently she didn’t even notice.
Tabitha 51:42
Right.
Simone 51:42
Well I mean, like we said, you know, 10 years to a goddess is not a long time. She probably was just like, oh, I’ll have a nap. And then she wakes up and she’s got a demon living her future bed. Why don’t you take the next little bit here?
Tabitha 51:56
About Gilgamesh?
Simone 51:58
Mm-hmm.
Tabitha 51:58
“But Gilgamesh, who had heard of Inanna’s plight, came to her rescue. He took his heavy shield, killed the dragon with his gigantic bronze axe, which weighed seven talents and seven minas,” which is, I totally —
Simone 52:15
I guess is a unit of measure in Gilgamesh times?
Tabitha 52:18
How many talents is that?
Simone 52:21
One “America’s Got Talent.”
Tabitha 52:24
And two “Midas car repairs.”
Jane 52:31
How much tap dancing is it?
Daniel 52:33
I was trying to —
Tabitha 52:34
16 and a half tap dancing.
Daniel 52:37
I’m was trying to force a Tolkien joke out of that, but yours is better.
Tabitha 52:41
No Tolkien! We only talk about Darmok and Jalad in this house.
Daniel 52:45
I knew it, I knew you would — yes.
Tabitha 52:49
Anyway.
Jane 52:50
Simone doesn’t know what Darmok and Jalad is.
Tabitha 52:52
Star Trek.
Simone 52:54
Oh.
Tabitha 52:56
Anyway, back to Gilgamesh. “Then the zu-bird flew into the mountains with its young” — later, zu-bird. “And while Lilith petrified with fear, tore down her house and fled into the wilderness.”
Simone 53:10
She had time to like do a whole demolition before taking off, like, she didn’t just leave it?
Tabitha 53:15
I guess. Maybe it takes a long time, maybe seven talents and seven minas takes a long time.
Daniel 53:21
I mean, she’s a demon. Maybe she can just fuck up houses like there’s — that’s the interesting thing about this is, there’s no context on who Lilith is or why this is significant. Obviously, the audience is assumed to know this reference, but we don’t know. So who is Lilith in this context, other than the fact that she’s scary and has a house in the middle?
Jane 53:37
Lilith can handle Gilgamesh, that is the lesson.
Simone 53:40
No, she seemed kind of scared of him. But, but you’re right. Like, you know, while later we might have some references to who she is in context, or in comparison with the Adam character. Here, not a lot is like said about her. Like we know she’s a demon. She built her house inside of a tree. If we go back to the earlier citation from the Sumerian myth, she’s some sort of night beast. Maybe an owl. But that’s it. Like we don’t know what she’s about. We don’t know what she’s into. What kind of music does she like? We don’t know.
Daniel 54:13
See, it’s really interesting —
Tabitha 54:14
Sarah McLachlan.
Simone 54:19
More of like maybe a Jewel person? Ani DeFranco?
Daniel 54:24
I can’t even get mad because I started this.
Tabitha 54:26
Um, you did.
Daniel 54:28
I find this, looking at reading this particular myth without thinking about any of the other sources. I find it interesting because Lilith these days is very often associated with various witchcraft practices. Reading this story, I picture her as a kind of Baba Yaga figure, some kind of like, weird, freaky dwelling-in-a-hut creature out there in the wilderness.
Simone 54:47
Yeah, something maybe something more animalistic.
Jane 54:50
Yeah, the thing with her being living in the middle of a tree reinforces her association with owls.
Tabitha 54:56
Yeah, that makes you think of an owl as well.
Daniel 54:58
Oh, you’re right.
Tabitha 54:59
An owl demon. I’m a big fan of those by the way.
Simone 55:02
If anyone is into true crime I highly recommend the documentary The Staircase so we could talk about the owl theory later. Spoiler alert, his wife was NOT murdered by an owl.
Daniel 55:15
Jane, you want to take the next person’s — you want to talk the Babylonian stuff?
Jane 55:18
From the Jewish Virtual Library. “Babylonian demonology identifies similar male and female male and female spirits – Lilu and Lilitu respectively – which are etymologically unrelated to the Hebrew word laylah (“night”). These mazikim (“harmful spirits”) –“
Simone 55:37
Oh, wait speaking of Sandman.
Jane 55:40
“– Have various roles: one of them preys on males, while others imperil women in childbirth and their children. Winged female demons who strangle children are known from a Hebrew or Canaanite inscription found at in northern Syria and dating from about the seventh or eighth century B.C.E.” That is SO long ago.
Simone 56:04
So that sort of sounds like incubus and succubus, no?
Jane 56:09
Right? Definitely. Yeah. Well, one of the things I know from my anthropology studies is that a lot of nomadic cultures or very ancient cultures have really high infant mortality rates. And so it would have been really common. All of us, if we were living at that time, we would know women who have lost children or who died in childbirth, it would be a really common problem and something that people dealt with all the time and it’s not really something we can relate to in the same way, which is kind of why Lilith is very interesting for us. When we are fighting for reproductive rights. We can all remember that fighting for reproductive rights isn’t just the fight for abortion. It’s the fight for control over our bodies and empowerment for ourselves and our bodies.
Tabitha 56:52
Hmm.
Daniel 56:53
Yeah, one note here, as Simone pointed out there you may have noticed that word for harmful spirits “mazikim,” I know some of our listeners are fans of the show Lucifer. No, that’s not a coincidence. That’s totally where the name comes from. So now you know.
Simone 57:08
So looking at this a second quotation here, has to go with what, what Jane was saying. “In sources dating from earlier centuries, traditions concerning the female demon who endangers women in childbirth and who assumes many guises and names are distinct from the explicit tradition on Lilith recorded in the Talmud. A man sleeping in a house alone may be seized by Lilith [from the Babylonian Talmud: ‘It is forbidden for a man to sleep alone in a house, lest Lilith get hold of him.’]” Which is interesting.
Tabitha 57:41
I mean, if there’s consent there, then I don’t see the fucking problem.
Jane 57:46
Okay, like, from the from the book, The Book of Lilith. And it’s also pretty obvious this is these are references to like wet dreams and masturbation. That’s really what this is about. Yeah. Apparently, people living at this time were really, really scared about the horrible fate of if you had a sex dream. And then you dirtied up your sheets or whatever.
Tabitha 58:07
Well, you can’t waste it.
Simone 58:08
Yeah.
Simone 58:10
You know, there’s, there’s all these myths that spring up from people who, you know, the incubus, succubus, whatever. There’s people who say that they feel like the demon is sitting on their chest. And, you know, we know now that this really has to do with sleep paralysis, you know, when you, your body is in a sleep state, and is basically paralyzed, but you are conscious, you wake up, but you no longer have control over your body. And before, you know, we had MRI magic machines, people just assume that naturally it meant a demon was sitting on your chest. And if you combine that with “Oh, I had a little accident in my sheets…”
Tabitha 58:49
A late night emission.
Simone 58:51
Yeah, then it’s a demon who sitting on your chest and doing stuff with you.
Jane 58:56
Either a really good dream or a bad dream.
Daniel 59:00
I mean, the succubus tradition that was that was largely a medieval development, because on the one hand, people believed that having an elicit orgasm in your sleep was a sin. But on the other hand, it’s not really something that you can do anything about. So they had to find some scapegoats to shunt that onto this idea that why would these pious holy people be having these sinful nighttime excursions? Oh, well, it must be not just a demon, but specifically a feminine demon, specifically some sort of evil, sexualized woman figure who comes to you in the night against your consent, because, of course, right that’s, you know, what else?
Jane 59:34
So much drama, because apparently, this is such a horrible problem.
Tabitha 59:38
Right?
Simone 59:38
Alright. So from here, our research, which I mean, Daniel put together an amazing amount of research. So it looks like here is where we kind of jump into the idea of the myth of Lilith as Adam’s wife.
Daniel 59:51
Yeah, can I take this bit?
Simone 59:52
Yeah.
Daniel 59:53
So yeah, we have this this long standing tradition of night demons with vaguely similar names and somewhat similar MOs. And I gotta say, by the way, before we get here into all of this Hebrew mythology, while I was doing — the research for this episode was really fun. It was also pretty hard, especially when it came to getting translations of primary sources that will make any fucking sense to me at all. I was reminded of that episode of The Simpsons with Krusty the Klown’s dad, and he’s just is like, “Okay, this is the best I can do without learning ancient Hebrew. No, I’m not learning ancient Hebrew!” Anyway, sorry. So the story of Lilith as a wife, as the Edenic figure comes out of the Midrash, a term that I’d heard before but never actually had any clue what it is. Midrash is essentially a contemporary interpretation attached to Jewish scripture. And by contemporary I mean 300 or 500 CE because, in fact, here all that this is Faustine Sigal — awesome name by the way — the International Director of Jewish Education for the international Jewish non-profit Moishe House, explained, quote, “The purpose of Midrash is to resolve problems in the interpretation of difficult passages of the text of the Hebrew Bible, using specific Rabbinic principles, to align them with the religious and ethical values of religious teachers.” So —
Simone 1:01:08
So this is kind of like the Cliff’s Notes, or the the notes scribbled in the margins of the original texts?
Daniel 1:01:14
Kind of? It’s more like an appendix. It’s later people’s reading the scripture and trying to reconcile it by creating this commentary that explains things about its — or they feel explain things about its later rabbinic writers. And so here’s the conflict, that —
Tabitha 1:01:32
Wait. So it’s fan fiction.
Daniel 1:01:34
Kind of.
Simone 1:01:37
Full of ret cons.
Tabitha 1:01:38
Yeah.
Daniel 1:01:39
So here’s a good example. Genesis 1 here, I’m going from the KJV version, by the way, Genesis 1 says, “So God created man in his own image, in the image of god created he him; male and female he created them both.” Notice that here both the men and the women are created in the image of god.
Daniel 1:01:46
Genesis 2 says, “The lord god caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the lord god had taken from man, made he a woman.”
Daniel 1:02:06
So did God create men and women at the same time as Genesis 1 seems to have? Or did he create first one and then the other? I never really considered that a contradiction. I assumed that Genesis 2 was just giving us more details on what happened in the previous passage. But apparently, this really bothers some people, so much so that a prominent Rabbi around the fourth century decided to do some Midrash about it. He suggested he that God created Eve twice.
Daniel 1:02:30
Here’s the quote from the Midrash. “Initially, he created Eve when she was full of secretions and blood, and he [Adam] cast her away from him. He created Eve a second time.” Supposedly, this midrash stems from a question where a woman posed to the esteemed rabbi, why did God create Eve while Adam was asleep? She thought this was kind of illicit, it’s just as there was something wrong with the creation of women that had to be hidden from Adam. I assumed it was just so Adam didn’t freak out about losing a rib. But again, apparently I don’t think about these things the same way people did in the fourth century.
Simone 1:02:59
Yeah, I think removing a rib without anesthesia would be pretty rude.
Tabitha 1:03:05
I love the idea that, like Eve was created, and she was like, on her period, and Adams like, “Ew nasty, get her away.”
Daniel 1:03:15
You know, it’s funny, you mentioned that because one of the other translations of this that I found but didn’t use because it wasn’t quite as good. But it specifically mentioned that when Adam saw all of the components of Eve’s body, he realized how different she was from him. And that was what scared him off. Whereas this idea that she created —
Tabitha 1:03:29
“Ew, boobs!”
Daniel 1:03:32
A second creation story where she’s made out of a part of him and is therefore, therefore he relates to her more directly. I don’t think it’s very hard to read some certain conclusions into that story. So anyway, in this Midrash the first Eve is not called Lilith. She’s not called anything except occasionally called the first Eve. But it introduces this idea that there was another character —
Tabitha 1:03:52
“Secretion Eve.”
Daniel 1:03:53
Yes. And also known as just like, she —
Simone 1:03:55
That sounds like the worst holiday ever.
Daniel 1:03:59
Or the best one.
Jane 1:04:01
Or an okay one.
Daniel 1:04:07
But the key part of this myth, of this essentially Jewish folk myth about Genesis is that this first woman character doesn’t die. She’s not destroyed. She’s just sent away. She’s kind of cast out into the wilderness.
Simone 1:04:18
She goes to live on my grandpa’s farm with the dog.
Daniel 1:04:21
Yeah, basically, yeah. Which then opened up the possibility like somebody along the line must have wondered, well, whatever happened to that person? And they don’t get an answer here, but eventually we do get some speculations down the line. So weird story. Anybody ever heard this before by the way?
Simone 1:04:35
Uh, no. I was not familiar with the story.
Tabitha 1:04:38
No, I hadn’t heard this either.
Daniel 1:04:39
Yeah, I was fucking fascinated by this.
Jane 1:04:40
I think I read this one, but I don’t know if I remember it in very much detail.
Simone 1:04:44
Okay, now the next one is the one that I had heard something about. So this is the The Alphabet of Ben Sirah. So Ben Sirah is probably the first work to identify Adam’s first wife, you know, with the name Lilith. And expands on the story that is only suggested at in the Midrash. So it says, “After God created Adam, who was alone, He said, ‘It is not good for man to be alone.’ He then created a woman for Adam, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight.”
Simone 1:05:19
I guess that first Tinder date didn’t go that great. “She said, ‘I will not lie below.'” Maybe they should have met on Fetlife where they could have figured this out earlier?
Tabitha 1:05:29
Right.
Simone 1:05:30
“And he said, ‘I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.'”
Daniel 1:05:39
Whoa.
Simone 1:05:40
I know, rude.
Tabitha 1:05:42
Lilith’s not gonna fuck if you talk like that, bro.
Simone 1:05:46
Un-match! Un-match!
Daniel 1:05:46
Not if you were the last man on earth.
Jane 1:05:48
Or the first!
Simone 1:05:51
We all got there! Lilith responded, “We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.’ But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air.” Which is how I would like to get out of most bad dates.
Tabitha 1:06:07
Seriously.
Simone 1:06:07
Just fucking fly away.
Tabitha 1:06:08
Just “Peace!” Is that the ineffable way, or ineffable name? “Peace?”
Jane 1:06:12
“Peace.”
Simone 1:06:13
“Peace out motherfucker!”
Daniel 1:06:16
I was following along until the ineffable name and then they lost me. Like that was not where I expected that story to go.
Tabitha 1:06:21
Right? At least I like that it was her choice though to she didn’t get cast out or something. She was like you know what, “Fuck this,” and like took off. I like that.
Simone 1:06:31
So the the next piece of this is… Tabitha?
Tabitha 1:06:36
“Adam stood in prayer before his Creator: ‘Sovereign of the universe!’ he said, ‘the woman you gave me has run away.’ At once, the Holy One, blessed be He, sent three angels to bring her back. Said the Holy One to Adam, ‘If she agrees to come back, what is made is good. If not, she must permit one hundred of her children to die every day.'”
Daniel 1:07:03
Well, definitely escalated.
Tabitha 1:07:05
Yeah, no shit. “The angels left God and pursued Lilith, whom they overtook in the midst of the sea, in the mighty waters wherein the Egyptians were destined to drown. They told her God’s word, but she did not wish to return. The angels said, ‘We shall drown you in the sea.’ ‘Leave me!’ she said. ‘I was created only to cause sickness to infants. If the infant is male, I have dominion over him for eight days after his birth, and if female, for twenty days.’ When the angels heard Lilith’s words, they insisted she go back. But she swore to them by the name of the living and eternal God: ‘Whenever I see you or your names or your forms in an amulet, I will have no power over that infant.'”
Tabitha 1:07:51
I feel like, when is this happening? Because are we still in the garden? Like this is what I’m confused about this, they’re like infants and children like those aren’t —
Simone 1:07:58
Those don’t exist yet.
Tabitha 1:08:00
Yeah, they’re not things yet. So I don’t know what, where we’re going with this. I mean, I get it. What they’re doing with this, is just like a shitty excuse to sell shitty amulets, but…
Jane 1:08:09
It does not make sense but I have to say that once I read this when I was 14, I did write Lilith’s name all over my bed and my bedroom door.
Tabitha 1:08:16
Nice.
Daniel 1:08:17
I’m gonna say for the first act of the story I was sympathizing with Lilith quite strongly. Let me catch up to them, she says no, “I’m here to cause infants — cause sickness to children that’s my, that’s my bag.” Well it’s been like two days since you left, what have you been doing?
Tabitha 1:08:34
The, see, you is not good for —
Simone 1:08:36
She just like you know had a bad — she was trying to find herself in like a Steve Jobs kind of way, went out and did LSD in the desert, and things took a turn.
Daniel 1:08:43
Yeah, the sea was angry that day.
Tabitha 1:08:46
Anyway, so to finish this off, says, “She also agreed to have one hundred of her children die every day. Accordingly, every day one hundred demons perish, and for the same reason, we write the angels’ names on the amulets of young children. When Lilith sees their names, she remembers her oath, and the child recovers.” Yeah, she walks over, she’s like, “Ha ha, child!” And then she’s like, “Nuts.”
Simone 1:09:10
“Aw nuts, jewelry.”
Tabitha 1:09:12
“Damn, foiled again.”
Daniel 1:09:14
I find this fascinating that this anonymous writer, picked the name Lilith on purpose, and then later decided that he had to tie that back into the long-standing mythology about crib death and death in childbirth. So he didn’t pick that name randomly. He did that on purpose. I assume some sort of subversive agenda in mind, although what I can’t quite say.
Tabitha 1:09:37
Right.
Simone 1:09:38
Well, you know, so much of religion is about alleviating one’s fears about you know, common dangers. You know, crib death is something that happens; I’m sure that happened a lot more back then. So if you had some way of protecting your child, even if it probably wasn’t actually true or didn’t work, it still felt better. So if this story tells you that if you make an amulet with an angel’s name on it or whatever, you can protect your child, well, you’re gonna do it. If nothing else, it’s not gonna hurt.
Tabitha 1:10:11
I don’t know why when I read this the first time it made me think of going to like Great America and getting your name written on a grain of sand. And like wearing it —
Simone 1:10:21
Those nameplate tattoos are — not tattoos, those nameplate necklaces that were real popular around Sex in the City. It’s like your name in gold, which — we talked about my name earlier. You have to special order that shit, it’s really annoying.
Tabitha 1:10:37
“My son is also named Bort.” So to bring that back around to the Simpsons…
Daniel 1:10:44
Deep cuts with the Simpsons references.
Simone 1:10:47
We’re gonna throw throw in some Ralphie later just for the fun of it.
Daniel 1:10:49
Who wants to finish with Hammer’s comments here?
Jane 1:10:54
Jill Hammer: “Some believe that this story is a serious attempt to explain the death of infants, while others are convinced it is a humorous tale of sexual quarrels and unsuccessful angels. The Lilith of this story confronts both Adam and God: she defies patriarchy, refuses a submissive posture,and in the end prefers to become a demon rather than live under Adam’s authority.”
Tabitha 1:11:14
I mean, I don’t blame her. Fucking power to you, lady.
Jane 1:11:16
“Notice that Lilith flees to the Sea of Reeds: the place where the Hebrews will one day go free from slavery. In this version of the Lilith story, Lilith becomes what all tyrants fear: a person who is aware she is enslaved.”
Tabitha 1:11:28
Oh, damn.
Simone 1:11:29
Deep.
Tabitha 1:11:29
That’s super deep.
Daniel 1:11:31
I also want to bring up in some of the sources that we’ll talk about in a second and then also contemporary stories that repeat this myth. We’ll see this image of Adam as this kind of hapless idiot. And if that depiction bothers you, for some reason, I want to point out you got to blame the Alphabet of Ben Sirah, which — first of all, we don’t know who the author was. Second of all, the author was almost certainly some man who had some axe to grind about something or other and nobody knows what. But that’s, uh, yeah, like like it’s it’s, it’s very consistent with the characterization that we see in this story as unexplicable as it is.
Jane 1:12:05
Also don’t be that guy and it won’t bother you.
Daniel 1:12:08
Yes, fair enough. So the next major primary source after Ben Sirah is the Zohar which is a —
Simone 1:12:15
Which is not the the thing from Big. It’s not the fortune telling machine from Big. Just so you know.
Tabitha 1:12:20
Nor is it that really bad movie. From that really bad movie.
Simone 1:12:24
Oh, the Adam Sandler “Don’t Mess With the –“? That’s Zohan.
Tabitha 1:12:27
Don’t mess with the Zohar.
Daniel 1:12:29
I mean actually, no really seriously don’t because —
Tabitha 1:12:31
Okay.
Jane 1:12:32
Nor is it a character from Ghostbusters or HP Lovecraft.
Daniel 1:12:38
Now that we’ve established everything the Zohar is NOT everything possible. Might be from Lovecraft, I don’t know. Zohar is another Midrash from the 12th century. And here is what the editors of Samson Books, who I gather have published a copy of this although I did not read that particular one, had to say about it. “The Zohar is essentially a Kabbalistic Midrash (i.e. a collection of commentaries) on the Torah (first five books of Old Testament). The Zohar is thus the most important work of Kabbalah, as it largely defines Kabbalistic beliefs. The Zohar consists of twenty-two volumes penned by Rabbi Moses de Leon around 1200 CE in Spain.” Those who can’t place the reference: Kabbalah is Jewish mysticism.
Simone 1:13:14
It’s the thing that Madonna was into for a while.
Tabitha 1:13:16
Yeah the little red thing, red fabric on your wrist or what have you.
Daniel 1:13:21
Yeah, I mean, the Kabbalah was used as the basis for most of the ceremonial magic of the Renaissance and later occult periods. And I am most familiar with it because I recently read Israel Regardie’s 700-page book about the rituals and practices of the Golden Dawn. Israel was Aleister Crowley’s personal assistant. He came along after the Golden Dawn broke up, was like kind of fascinated and intrigued and obsessed with them. And so he gathered as much firsthand info as he could and later published it, which pissed off all of the other former order members because that shit is supposed to be secret.
Tabitha 1:13:58
Right.
Daniel 1:13:59
And I found a copy of the whole thing at Rasputin for $3 in the used bin, so I bought it. 700 pages worth of ceremonial magic. It’s not a light read. I can’t say that I got a lot out of it, although there was some intriguing material, and they’re mostly talking about the significance of the Kabbalah. So even though this is a weird, obscure source, it’s got a it’s got a deep footprint, and apparently it’s got some shit to say about Lilith in here too. Quote — again, it’s still the editors of Samson Books talking about their edition.
Daniel 1:14:29
“The Zohar supports all the fundamental elements of Lilith’s legend. It holds that she was created at the same time as Adam from the dust of the earth, but whereas Adam was animated by the perfect light of god, Lilith was animated with the defective light of Samael (Lucifer). Furthermore, the Zohar states that when Adam’s body was created, a thousand defiled spirits tried to preemptively enter and animate his body, but God’s spirit descended and drove them away. God’s spirit then entered and animated the man. Apparently, the defiled spirits did succeed in preemptively animating Lilith, for the Zohar holds that she was animated to life before God descended and Adam was completed.” What kind of weird Scientology shit did we stumble into there?
Tabitha 1:15:09
I just liked the idea that they’re like, “Oh ho, look at me, I’m Lilith,” flapping her arms around like she’s a puppet.
Simone 1:15:17
Yeah, like they’re Jim Henson and she’s Big Bird.
Tabitha 1:15:20
Yes, exactly.
Daniel 1:15:22
Rabbi Moses de Leon has got some shit going on here; is like what, what animated the first man? Well, obviously the perfect light of God. What animated the first woman? Obviously 100 demons. What else could it be?
Tabitha 1:15:32
A bunch of fucking demons. Shit. It was awful.
Jane 1:15:35
Like this is the first reference we’ve literally had to Lucifer in this whole story.
Simone 1:15:39
Yep.
Daniel 1:15:40
Yeah. And in fact, you’ll notice there the name they use “Samael.” If we go back to our Satanic symbols episode, Episode 30, where we talk about the Sigil of Baphomet. These days, I think most people leave off the Samael-Lilith inscription for whatever reason, but that’s where that comes from. Those two figures are tied very closely together in Kabbalah, or so I’m told. Tabitha, you wanna take the next part?
Tabitha 1:16:02
“The Zohar relates that Lilith was an unsuitable helpmate for Adam and fled from him. Lilith desired to mate with angels.”
Simone 1:16:11
Who blames her?
Tabitha 1:16:11
Yeah get on, get it girl. “She was also the serpent who tempted Eve.” Oh!
Simone 1:16:19
You’re meeting in the ladies room in a club and you’re like, he’s no good for you?
Tabitha 1:16:21
Yeah, or you’re like pumping, pumping somebody else up.
Jane 1:16:24
Try this knowledge instead.
Tabitha 1:16:26
Yes, knowledge is delicious. “The Zohar also confirms that Lilith is the slayer of children, and that her spirit is the slaying spirit of the bitter water trial.” What’s the bitter water trial?
Daniel 1:16:39
I don’t know. I’m sorry.
Simone 1:16:40
Is this like the whole like, if she floats like a duck, then she’s a witch?
Tabitha 1:16:45
I think it’s the new challenge, the bitter water challenge.
Xavier (off mic) 1:16:48
Bitter water is a thing they use to perform abortions in the Bible.
Daniel 1:16:53
Did the audience hear that? Should we repeat that?
Tabitha 1:16:56
See? Okay, I’ve just found out that apparently the bitter water trial is actually just an abortion in the Bible.
Simone 1:17:04
TIL. Today I learned. Okay, so moving on to the next one. It’s a piece called “Samael, Lilith, and the Concept of Evil In Early Kabbalah” by Joseph Dan, for the Association for Jewish Studies in 1980.
Daniel 1:17:20
By the way, the Association for Jewish Studies is an academic journal. It doesn’t refer just to the association itself. That’s not clear from the title. So I just thought I’d put that out there.
Simone 1:17:28
All right, good. Good to know, good to be specific. So our next passage here says “Rabbi Isaac, primary author of the Zohar described Samael and Lilith as a pair. It seemed that the literary development which brought forth this formula began with the myth of Lilith as presented in the satirical pseudo-Ben Sirah. And later revisions of that work, which included a description of a sexual relationship between Lilith and a great demon, who was later identified as Samael.” Oh, yeah, the the versions of the story that I had heard in high school was that she preferred to bang demons because they got big dicks. The passage continues. “Both Lilith and Samael in these stories are not principles of evil; this transformation probably occurred only in the work of Rabbi Isaac. Isaac formulated the myth of the evil worlds which were destroyed before this world was created, a myth which became a central motif in the kabbalah.” So the earth had a first draft, like Adam’s wife had a first draft.
Jane 1:18:32
Yeah. It kind of seems like it’s related to the fact that they are taking all this mythology from the Babylonians and trying to act like it’s theirs. Yeah, if like, there is a first version, but then the second version is better because it’s ours.
Tabitha 1:18:44
Yeah.
Simone 1:18:45
It’s polished. You know, we did another draft, we tightened some things up. We got Patton Oswalt to punch up the jokes, you know.
Jane 1:18:52
High times.
Daniel 1:18:53
I have actually I had two questions. Question number one. So are we to assume from this that Samael let her be on top because I assume that that must be —
Simone 1:19:01
Well, she wouldn’t get with him otherwise.
Jane 1:19:03
I feel like demons in general, obviously have better taste in sexual positions than —
Simone 1:19:07
Demons are freaky.
Jane 1:19:08
No kidding.
Daniel 1:19:10
I feel like I feel like there’s a lesson here in not letting your insecurities get in the way of a good relationship, you know?
Simone 1:19:15
That is right!
Jane 1:19:17
It’s not just the anatomical, be a little bit more creative. You’ll be fine.
Daniel 1:19:21
I also have a question for you, Jane. I’ve never read I did not read The Book of Lilith for this. I’m curious how all of this material relates to what you were familiar with.
Jane 1:19:28
Um, let’s see. Uh, one of the things I remember most about it is the fact that that author associates Lilith with the incubus and the succubus a lot. She also talks about how Lilith is represented by snakes and fire as visual images
Simone 1:19:46
Plenty of those in the Bible.
Jane 1:19:47
Right right. I remember the mythology listed a little bit in that book, but mostly what I remember about it is the way it was relates, related to modern times. Lilith is about feminine empowerment and embracing the darkness and facing the fact that like, there is darkness in the world, and you have to deal with it if you want to be safe and go around, and that’s kind of what it means that you need to write Lilith name on your doors and your bed posts. Like you need to acknowledge the fact that there’s danger and darkness in the world.
Tabitha 1:20:21
That’s very interesting.
Jane 1:20:22
Yeah.
Tabitha 1:20:23
From “The Coming of Lilith,” Judith Plaskow, 1972. “In the beginning, the Lord God –” I like, I just — sorry, as an aside, I like the “Lord God,” like I just wanted to keep going, I feel like the “Lord God Savior…”
Simone 1:20:37
First of his name. Breaker of Chains. Mother of Dragons.
Tabitha 1:20:44
I was wondering when we were —
Simone 1:20:45
Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea… How many of these can I do? Of the Red Keep…
Jane 1:20:51
Betrayer of all my hopes and dreams?
Simone 1:20:54
Protector of the realm… The king of the Andals…
Jane 1:21:01
Blah, blah, blah, all kinds of stuff.
Simone 1:21:03
It’s a long Starbucks name for the barista to yell out.
Daniel 1:21:07
I keep, I keep thinking of I think it’s in Rocky II where Apollo’s ring entrance goes on so long that Rocky interrupts him. “You got enough names for yourself?”
Tabitha 1:21:18
All right, anyway. “In the beginning, the Lord God formed Adam and Lilith. Created from the same source, they were equal in all ways. Adam, being a man, didn’t like this situation.”
Simone 1:21:32
Typical.
Tabitha 1:21:33
Mm-hmm. “But Lilith wasn’t one to take any nonsense. She picked herself up, uttered God’s holy name,” flipped off Adam, “and flew away.”
Simone 1:21:44
One of those pieces was added.
Tabitha 1:21:45
I added that.
Simone 1:21:46
It fits, it fits.
Tabitha 1:21:48
Well. “‘Well now, Lord,’ complained Adam, ‘that uppity woman you sent has gone and deserted me.’ And so God, after more careful consideration this time, created for him a second companion.”
Tabitha 1:22:01
“For a time, Eve and Adam had a good thing going. Adam was happy now, and Eve, though she occasionally sensed capacities within herself that remained undeveloped, was basically satisfied. The only thing that really disturbed her was the excluding closeness of the relationship between Adam and God. Adam and God just seemed to have more in common, both being men, and Adam came to identify with God more and more.”
Simone 1:22:28
It sounds sort of like a buddy cop movie, where Adam and God are partners and then like Adam’s wife was like, “You’re married to your job.”
Tabitha 1:22:38
“After a while, that made God a bit uncomfortable too,” I just really like that he’s like, okay, “Adam, you gotta like, go…” “And he started going over in his mind whether he may have made a mistake letting Adam talk him into creating Eve, seeing the power that gave Adam.”
Simone 1:22:59
Well, if Adam can talk ya into doing something and you’re God, then you know, who has the real power in this relationship
Jane 1:23:05
You should be questioning yourself in that situation.
Simone 1:23:07
I agree.
Daniel 1:23:08
So I just want to interrupt here. So this, is this is a short story that Plaskow wrote in ’72, as Tabitha said. Plaskow was a contemporary writer, she’s still alive. There’s a lot, a fair amount of contemporary fiction about Lilith. I picked this one because it’s a really great synthesis of all the other material we’ve covered. It’s also fucking hysterical and wonderful and spry, and lively. And the version we’re reading you is abridged for time, the full version is a little bit longer, and I powerfully encourage everybody to read the whole thing because it’s beautiful. It will stick but it’s exactly —
Simone 1:23:41
What does it just seems like sarcastic as fuck, like, like, God was having second thoughts because Adam was like, you know, inviting himself over and staying really late, like eating all of his food…
Tabitha 1:23:52
And he didn’t even bring beer, like…
Simone 1:23:53
He was like, “I gotta get out of here, man. I gotta go. I got work next morning.” Anyway.
Jane 1:23:58
Anyway, “Meanwhile Lilith attempted from time to time to rejoin the human community in the garden. After her first fruitless attempt to breach its walls, Adam worked hard to build them stronger, even getting Eve to help him. He told her fearsome stories of the demon Lilith who threatens women in childbirth and steals children from their cradles.” Again, with this reference to childbirth when we all know that childbirth doesn’t even exist until after the fall. It’s very weird. Sorry, this Bible stuff does not make sense. Their, their…
Simone 1:24:28
Chronology is a little wonky.
Jane 1:24:31
“One day Eve, wandering around the edge of the garden noticed a young apple tree she and Adam had planted and saw that one of its branches stretched over the garden wall.”
Simone 1:24:40
The HOA is gonna be so mad about that.
Jane 1:24:42
“She tried to climb it and swung herself over the wall. Lilith was waiting. They talked for many hours. Not once, but many times.”
Tabitha 1:24:52
Yeah, Friends forever.
Jane 1:24:54
I know this thing about Eve and Lilith becoming friends is so important. “Adam was puzzled by Eve’s coming in comings and goings, and disturbed by what he sensed to be her new attitude towards him. He talked to God about it. And God, having his own problems with Adam and somewhat broader perspective, was able to help out a little, but he was confused too. And God and Adam were expectant and afraid the day Eve and Lilith returned to the garden, bursting with possibilities, ready to rebuild it together.”
Simone 1:25:23
Because when the, the gals get together and realize that they have more in common, and they’re better friends, they’re just like, let’s just ditch these guys.
Tabitha 1:25:30
Yeah let’s ditch these dumb-ass dudes.
Jane 1:25:33
Solidarity is very powerful. And it’s also very important that like, Eve and Lilith are seen as being so different, like such different kinds of people, but they still have to have this thing in common.
Simone 1:25:46
Well, you know, like, you know, there’s, there’s nothing better to bond two people than talking shit about a third person.
Jane 1:25:51
Right, exactly.
Simone 1:25:51
So like, “Can you believe what Adam did the other day?”
Tabitha 1:25:54
“Did you hear God? He chews so loud.”
Daniel 1:26:00
Well, I will say one of the things that — the way I read this story, there’s a bit that leapt out of here that I probably shouldn’t have that I was reminded of with Jane just said that when Eve first sees Lilith again, she’s expecting her to be a monster, because that’s what she was told. And since realizes, “No, it’s just another woman, I didn’t know that was a thing.” And she becomes really fascinated about that idea. And I think it’s, I find it in the same way that Adam has another man to relate to, he has God. And here we see Lilith fulfill eventually kind of fulfilling the god role for Eve, in the same way that a lot of people eventually turn to Lilith to try to find a divine feminine, or in our case, a Satanic feminine archetype that they can relate to that same way that that fourth piece was missing until she comes back into the story. I think that’s that’s… Oh, God. All right. Beautiful.
Jane 1:26:46
Yeah, yeah.
Tabitha 1:26:47
That’s really, that’s really nice.
Simone 1:26:49
All right, so let’s button this up with our last quote here. So this is also from Jill Hammer. “Lilith has become such a popular figure that whole enterprises (like the women’s music concert Lilith Fair and the Jewish feminist journal Lilith Magazine) are named after her. Once a source of fear, Lilith has been transformed into an icon of freedom. While some disapprove of this widespread embrace of a former demon, Lilith’s rehabilitation makes sense. The frightening character of Lilith grew, in part, out of repression: repression of sexuality, repression of the free impulse in women, repression of the question ‘what if I left it all behind?'” Fuck it.
Tabitha 1:27:31
Yeah.
Simone 1:27:32
“As modern Jews begin to ask questions about sex, freedom and choice more directly, Lilith becomes a complex representation of our own desires.” So I think that yeah, that I don’t think that Jill Hammer was trying to relate this to Satanic perspective, but that quote, does kind of, you know, help slot it in where, you know, you talk about freedom, autonomy, looking at things from the opposite perspective, you know, because that’s, if we’re looking at the story of Satan from the opposite perspective, where he is actually the hero and sympathetic, we can do the same for Lilith, basically, the Satanic value of saying, “Fuck it, I’m gonna do what I want.” You know. So, yeah, I think that that really helps to, to relate it to why we’re talking about her today.
Tabitha 1:28:24
I have to say, reading through all this stuff was very kind of emotional for me. Like, I’m not really used to reading a lot of like, older, feminine perspective stuff. Like, we just don’t get a lot of it in Christianity, but also in Satanism and stuff like it’s there, because we’ve injected it into there. But like, I don’t know, there wasn’t a lot of this kind of stuff. And it was really, really cool to learn a lot more about it and these different stories and where people have taken Lilith, and I don’t know, I didn’t realize how much I identify with her. And I’m really happy to know that now.
Simone 1:29:04
Yeah. Well, now it makes sense why so many of our Satanic femme friends have decided to adopt that name because it represents a lot of bad-ass-ness.
Tabitha 1:29:15
Badassery.
Jane 1:29:17
Nice. Yeah. So I have a quote that I failed to look up the name of the person who said it yet again. But it goes, “Mythology isn’t a story about the past. It’s a story about what’s happening now.”
Simone 1:29:27
Oh, yeah.
Jane 1:29:28
And Lilith has been really influential on me. I love reading about her and writing about her and not to reveal too much too early. But Lilith is going to be heavily involved in the Halloween project that we have coming up this year.
Simone 1:29:43
We’ve got such cool things coming up for Halloween. You guys don’t even know.
Jane 1:29:46
Yeah, just get ready. Just start anticipating.
Simone 1:29:50
Get your tickets now! But… you can’t because we don’t have a listing.
Jane 1:29:53
No, we’re not ready yet. It’s too early, all in due time.
Daniel 1:29:56
I’ll say, for my part, this was an incredibly rewarding exercise. I’m getting to dive a little bit more into this material. Unfortunately, there’s so much good stuff that we didn’t, weren’t able to include in this show because it is only so much you can do in an hour.
Jane 1:30:10
Just like 6,000 years of mythologies, so.
Daniel 1:30:13
But what I particularly loved about this is comparing Lilith directly to Satan. I always make the argument that, you know, Satan is not a Satanist figure, he’s not a Christian character. He is a composite. There is, there’s ancient religions and folklore and myths. There’s pagan elements in there, there’s Jewish elements in there, there’s Christian elements in there. And there’s also an awful lot of art and literature and pop culture that goes into creating the figure that we think of as the devil. Here, when we kind of trace Lilith from beginning to end we see, really even more, there’s a lot that went into the hopper on this one. It’s you know, starting with those very basic primal fears about death and mortality and the mortality of your children and the uncertainty of a world where you don’t have control over your own body. And then going from that to these ancient superstitions and myths that are so potent and powerful and strange.
Daniel 1:31:05
And then going from there into you know, theology and the Midrash and trying to make sense out of the traditions of your ancestors and then into apparently ancient Jewish sarcasm with Ben Sirah, which is phemonenal. And then feminism and art and literature and all of it and Lilith comes out the other side, is this, this sparkling, beautiful, weird, complex idea. It’s, it’s, it’s a little it’s almost overwhelming, honestly. I also found it very interesting that, you know, it is sort of — I wouldn’t say it’s a problem, but it is difficult sometimes that Satan is almost invariably portrayed as male. There are some exceptions of that women have played the devil in a lot of movies, for example, Jane talked about that on our previous episode that she was in. But for the most part, it’s kind of a masculine energy that goes into that, or maybe an androgynous one. Lilith is kind of the big exception. She’s the big feminine devil archetype. And it’s really cool to have that. At the same time, she doesn’t quite fit. She never, you know, she’s just not going to be, you know, Satan, but a woman, it doesn’t work that way, because — and looking at the myth that makes sense, because of course, she’s going to be her own force and her own person for lack of a better word. And so, I know a lot of Satanists revere her very explicitly, like our friends at Twin Temple are really into Lilith for fairly obvious reasons. And so trying to, trying to find where that element fits into your own practice and views is, I think an interesting exercise.
Simone 1:32:27
To kind of tie this back to our news story. So there have been a lot of, you know, protests against the anti abortion laws that have been passed in so many states. And some people in these protests will come — you know, will show up at the Capitol or what have you dressed as handmaids from The Handmaid’s Tale, and it’s supposed to be shaming, it’s supposed to be you know, suggesting that you’re putting us into The Handmaid’s Tale, but you know someone on Twitter, I wish I could remember who was saying, that’s maybe not the best position to take because by the time The Handmaid’s Tale has happened, women are subservient. We are role-playing subservient women, and it’s not shaming because these people have no shame. We don’t have like any kind of consensus on what Lilith maybe looked like, although I kind of like the idea of like, maybe some sort of owl motif, maybe an owl hat, a fetching owl hat. I think, you know, maybe we should be dressing up as Lilith for these for these protests, taking on a more powerful stance.
Jane 1:33:32
I’m into that.
Tabitha 1:33:33
Yeah, I like it.
Daniel 1:33:34
We don’t associate what good looks like there’s a particular artifact, it’s a relief that — it’s an image you’ve probably seen, it’s definitely going to be the cover image for this episode. It’s also on the cover of our “Abort, Abort!” Chick tract. And I, it’s often referred to as a carving of Lilith. I think the more recent archaeological consensus on that is that’s probably actually Ishtar which is a different, vaguely similar goddess, but she does have wings and owl’s claws for feet. So there is that. So if you want to if you want to design a look, there’s a good place to start. On the topic of depictions of Lilith, Jane, I know you want to talk. We don’t have a lot of time, but I know you at least wanted to touch on some pop cultural issues.
Jane 1:34:15
Okay. We all know how much I love the chilling Adventures of Sabrina. I think it’s great. And I — also Michelle Gomez, in particular, glorious and wonderful.
Tabitha 1:34:26
But what shall we say spoilers just in case people haven’t seen this or know?
Jane 1:34:31
If you have not seen part one of Sabrina yet. First of all, get on it.
Tabitha 1:34:38
Pause this. Yeah. Watch it.
Jane 1:34:40
Watch it before you listen to the rest of this part. Three, two, one. And Lilith is not supposed to be subservient to the devil. Lilith is not in opposition to the devil either. She is an aspect of the devil. And that’s about it. Right?
Simone 1:34:57
And this is portrayed in the show?
Jane 1:34:59
Right? Right. So that’s fine. I like the fact that Lilith is on the show. I like the fact that in the end, she sort of takes her position and everything. I don’t know, I was pretty frustrated by the way that Lilith first was portrayed on that show overall.
Daniel 1:35:13
Well, I think the way that they portray Lilith on Sabrina is, is very much the way that she’s portrayed in myth as somebody who thinks of herself as equal and wants to be on equal footing. And he’s denied that, which is kind of disappointing when the person shutting her down and Satan, but you know, pretty much everything about Satan on that show is disappointing.
Jane 1:35:31
Right.
Simone 1:35:32
Yeah. You know, I watched the first season of that show, I thought it was fine. I’m just not — super. I’m not going to continue. I got I got other stuff to watch. Like, like Frasier.
Tabitha 1:35:43
Yeah, I’ve seen none of it. I watched She-Ra instead.
Jane 1:35:47
I’m gonna continue watching it, I want to see what happens in the future.
Simone 1:35:51
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Tabitha 1:36:24
I know I always am like, oh, let me just say one thing about the Discord server, but — let me just say one thing about Discord server. They are putting together their own D&D game right now. There are members of the Discord server who are trying to put a game together and I bet there will be more so if that’s something that you want to get into an online D&D game, there could be one happening in a Satanic Discord server near you. So fucking roll for some initiative and get on Discord.
Daniel 1:36:51
In fact, we’re having our first voice chat about that the day after recording this episode.
Simone 1:36:55
Oh, nice.
Daniel 1:36:56
So yeah, again, not just an online D&D game, but an online D&D game composed entirely of Satanists to listen to Black Mass Appeal. So there you have it. If you want to find out more about to Satanic Bay Area, check us out at SatanicBayArea.com. You can follow us on Facebook at Satanic Bay Area and on Instagram as the same. Keep up on all of our doings. You can find us on Twitter at @satanicSF is the handle there. Or if you want to come down and compare some positions of your own, you can do it at Satanic Coffee Hour at Wicked Grounds Coffee Shop in San Francisco —
Simone 1:37:26
The most appropriate place for you to do that.
Daniel 1:37:28
Yes, indeed, the third Thursday of every month, used to be the second Thursday, we’ve moved. And next time we are at Wicked Grounds, which is, I’m going to remind everybody the official sponsor of Black Mass Appeal and our oldest friend and supporter. Tab, the next time we’re there, what are we having?
Tabitha 1:37:42
We’re gonna be having a spinach and bacon salad, which wasn’t on the menu, but I was looking at their Yelp page and is on the sign. So it is I guess, whenever the menu that I have because I have a PDF on my phone that I have had for like a year that I keep pulling from, but it isn’t, it isn’t on there. It’s just on there. So I’m assuming that is like their spinach salad, which I think has like walnuts and tomatoes on it. But also with bacon. And everything’s better with bacon, so eat it.
Daniel 1:38:17
Do we want to do a Hail Satan or a hail Lilith on this one, which would be more appropriate?
Simone 1:38:20
Can we do both?
Daniel 1:38:21
Uh, yeah, sure. Am I the only wone who finds Lilith hard to say, that double L is is kind of tricky for me.
Tabitha 1:38:27
Lilith.
Daniel 1:38:28
Hail Lilith is real — it’s like a lot of Ls in there, but I’m gonna try.
Tabitha 1:38:31
Hail Lilililith.
Simone 1:38:32
Hail Satan then hail Lilith.
Daniel 1:38:33
Okay, ready? Yeah. 3-2-1, hail Satan! And 3-2-1, hail Lilith!
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