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It’s another day in Paradise, as we finally tackle the most influential Satanic literary classic of them all. Four hundred years ago, English poet John Milton redefined our ideas about who Satan is and what his struggle means with “Paradise Lost”…although he probably didn’t mean to. Helping us look at Milton’s Satanic epic up close, with a close reading of the most influential Satanic rhetoric in Paradise Lost, we are joined by Bella from the Satanic Bookroom.
Praise, condemnation, questions, and cherubs making frowny faces can be sent to blackmassappealpod@gmail.com.
Simone 0:04
Welcome to Black Mass Appeal, a podcast that brings modern Satanism to the masses. Today on Black Mass Appeal, it’s another day in paradise as we finally tackled the most influential satanic literary classic of them all. And in the news, we’re honestly not sure what this doctor ordered and, at home, Satanic Bay Area is considering going far afield. Joining me today I’ve got Daniel.
Daniel 0:29
Hi, my name is Daniel. I’m an organizer for Satanic Bay Area and I’m a member of the Satanic Temple, and I for one am amazed to discover that this episode is in fact not about Simone pining for the tiki bars to reopen.
Simone 0:42
*sighs* Well, my favorite tiki bar is doing takeout cocktails, so, I’m doing okay on that front but yeah, I miss it. *sighs again* Hopefully joining me at a tiki bar sometime in the future is Tabitha.
Tabitha 0:59
Hey, this is Tabitha. I’m an administrator for a Satanic Bay Area and I actually lost my paradise on the bus. Do-where can I call to see if somebody found it and turned it in? *Simone laughs*
Simone 1:10
Joining us later in the show will be Bella from the Satanic Bookroom. And until then, you’ve got me. My name is Simone. I’m an organizer for Satanic Bay Area. And, you know, if you go to the Paradise Lost and Found, there’s lots of, like, chargers there for your phone. A couple of knickknacks, so-
Tabitha 1:29
Left socks.
Simone 1:30
Yeah. Black Mass Appeal is a product of Satanic Bay Area and it is not associated with any other satanic groups. This is a podcast for Satanists is to discuss modern Satanism, its history, left-leaning political activism, and how Satanism relates to current events in pop culture. Or for people who want to learn more about modern Satanism, whether you’re a newbie or already involved in satanic groups. And speaking of satanic groups, what has Satanic Bay Area been planning, I guess?
Daniel 1:59
Well, we do have a couple of things to go down the slate here. One thing that I want to mention, ordinarily, this is the time of the year when we would be planning our satanic summer field trip, for, obvious reasons, that has run into some problems this year. We- some of us have been considering, however, a trip to the San Francisco Zoo, which has recently reopened. That seems like a good trip because we love animals, it’s a Satan thing. Also, because some of the animals down there are having some- there, their welfare is in danger because the zoo was having trouble covering its cost, the costs of taking care of them, so a little bit of business their way couldn’t possibly hurt. At the same time, you can well imagine we are a little bit anxious about the idea of doing any kind of gathering right now, even though the plan that we have follows all of the city’s guidelines, and all the zoo guidelines as well. I think that we’re going to try to organize this, we’ll see how it goes. I only bring this up for our listeners now to point out that, you know, there are rules, and we’re sticking to them, and we’re doing everything we’re supposed to do to take care of everybody, but at the same time, we still have some anxiety and I think that’s not only normal right now, but healthy right now. And if you yourself are grappling with that, to those contradictions, too, you are not alone, so we’re all in this together, slash, safely far apart.
Tabitha 3:18
We originally wanted to go to the Oakland Zoo, but they, they’re not allowing groups more than- I think you can only go with your household. And, which is a shame because they have, like, giant fruit bats there and they’re very cute. But at the same token, like, I definitely respect what they’re trying to do. I can’t wait for this to be over. *sighs*
Daniel 3:40
I mean, we can go see the giant fruit bats on our own about- I think we’ll definitely do that.
Tabitha 3:45
Yeah.
Daniel 3:45
But we can’t do it and, like, a formal group expedition. Indi-we’ll have to do individual bat pilgrimages.
Simone 3:52
Yeah, having you know, like 20 Satanists all show up at the same time, all of us looking like Satanists dressed in all black, I think they’re gonna quickly figure out that we all just didn’t happen to randomly show up on the same day.
Tabitha 4:07
Right.
Daniel 4:08
To when we all go to the goat enclosure first is probably going to give the game away. *laughter*
Simone 4:13
Well, two other things that we have coming up. First, we are working on a project, an audio project. We are looking for Spanish speakers. Must be fluent in Spanish and capable of discussing Satan-y things in Spanish. So if you’re so inclined, please get in contact with us, you know the email address, so there’s one. Then, we’re also looking for viewer participants. We have our anniversary show coming up and we’re going to make a little game out of it, so if you want to join us for [an] audio or zoom, little situation, that we can explain in more detail later, get in contact with us. So, we do have some fun stuff coming up.
Daniel 5:01
Man, can you believe we’ve been doing this for three years now?
Simone 5:03
No, no, I don’t. It can’t. I don’t-
Daniel 5:06
Just like last year, it seems like both way less time and way more time than that.
Tabitha 5:11
*laughs* Yes, yes. And yes.
Simone 5:14
Now, for the old school way of having a little listener participation, we have our apple podcast reviews! So, our first review comes from SpiderMike89, who says “absolutely amazing! I started with Episode One, as I’m new to Satanism, and the title intrigued me. In just a few short weeks, I’m up to Episode 40. Yes, I have a lot of time in my hands as a security patrol officer. I sent you an email with a short story that I hope you can share if it’s not too long because Episode 39 had some stories that I can relate to. I’ll have to keep listening to, one day, hear this review on the podcast, keep up your unholy work!” Well, we always have the possibility of repeating, you know, topics, revisiting topics, especially the ones that were really viewer-driven. People who sent in their letters about their experiences. It’s always good to hear from new perspectives. And, you know, we have so many topics to talk about, but we never quite finished talking about any one of them, so definitely could be in the cards.
Daniel 6:18
I just want to offer an extra personal message to SpiderMike right now, so this is it. The day is here. You’re hearing it. Was it everything you dreamed up? Let us know.
Tabitha 6:28
Yeah. How long did it take for you to get to it? Was it like, a couple more weeks? Or, you know, write us another review! That’s it, no, I’m just kidding. *laughter*
Daniel 6:39
But thank you very much; we love having you.
Simone 6:41
Okay, our next one is KrishaVak [?], who says, “I’m essential, and so is this podcast. In these difficult and confusing times, it only makes sense to have something that is not only a great distraction, but an insightful and entertaining commentary as well. The crew at BMA are not only funny, but educational. Thank you for all that you are doing, hail yourselves, and Hail Satan!” Well, hail you! I mean, you don’t say what your profession is, but essential workers are exactly that, essential, and they do not get thanked enough or recognized enough. So, please accept this, you know, attempt at saying thank you.
Tabitha 7:22
*sad voice* I’ve never been essential before. *laughs*
Simone 7:27
I think Daniel would disagree.
Tabitha 7:30
*squeaks*
Simone 7:31
And he says nothing. *Tabitha laughs*
Daniel 7:34
Well, what else is there to say? *laughter*
Tabitha 7:36
Thank you.
Daniel 7:38
Sometimes I’m not essential, so I keep to myself in those cases.
Tabitha 7:42
No, mmm, that’s a lie.
Simone 7:44
I’m just a bunch of essential oils in human form. *laughter*
Tabitha 7:50
Thank you.
Simone 7:50
I’m very squishy, very squishy inside and when I sit, I leave a sheen, like Soul Glow, in Coming to America.
Tabitha 7:52
Eww…
Simone 7:58
Anyway, moving on, our last review here is from Dude.50 who says, “Just what I was missing-“
Daniel 8:05
Actually, I want to point out this is Dude-point-50. I think, I think that’s a measurement.
Simone 8:10
Some-maybe caliber? 50 caliber dude? *laughter*
Tabitha 8:15
Yes.
Simone 8:16
So Dude says, “I’m an atheist, and I practice Secular Buddhism, but I enjoy exploring other’s views and I’ve always felt that there was a part missing from my beliefs slash lack thereof. I’m glad that in my exploration, I found your podcast. While I’d heard of TST with the Decalogue case in Arkansas, before this I had not had the courage to explore Satanism further. Now I’m a card-carrying member of TST. As an ICU nurse, I have only told one person because in these Midwest communities gossip spreads like a virus.-“
Tabitha 8:47
Yikes.
Simone 8:48
“-Thank you for being here and producing the podcast. Hail Satan.” Again, hail you for being an ICU nurse on the frontlines!
Tabitha 8:56
Thank you.
Simone 8:57
I mean, again, hail yourself.
Daniel 9:00
Also, great use of the word decalogue.
Simone 9:03
Yeah, that’s, that is a good one.
Tabitha 9:05
Yeah. Ten dollar word.
Simone 9:07
For the Ten Commandments. *Tabitha laughs* Okay, well, the other helpful thing that folks can do to support the show is to contribute to the Patreon. The Patreon is the means by which we, you know, run this whole shindig. It also helps us to donate money to causes that, you know, we feel align with our values. Whether or not they’re Satanic, if they’re doing good works that, you know, work with our values, then we want to help out, we want to support. So for the month of July, we were able to donate to OCCUR, which is a foundation here in Oakland, and they say they “serve as a facilitator and catalyst bringing together neighborhood residents, merchants, and government to strengthen and stimulate the economic development potential of emerging communities.” They have a lot of different initiatives under their umbrella. One of them is the small black-owned business fund, which is helping folks out during this time that’s very hard on small businesses. And if you’re interested in learning more about OCCUR’s work or want to donate yourself, their website is occurnow.org, and so, we are honored to be able to offer, you know, a little bit of monetary support and we have you guys to thank for it. So, to thank our contributors, we’ve got Krista, then in the Mark of the Mini Beast Club, which is $3.33 per month, we’ve got MountainMurders.
Tabitha 10:42
Mmm…
Daniel 10:43
That sounds like a good podcast, too.
Simone 10:44
Yeah. *Tabitha laughs* And then in the Mark of the Beast Club, we’ve got a Crystal Palladino, Jimmy Nails, Richard Proctor, and Thomas Jacob. And then one more to thank is Mason Woods who is an upgrade!
Daniel 11:01
Yes, he has upgraded far beyond the Mark of the Beast Club member level now. He’s on to multiple beasts. I also want to point out that he has, in the past, upgraded to contribute more and then sometimes dial that back a little bit less, but then bumped it up again, so we mentioned him on the show a lot so if you ever, like, want multiple shout outs, he’s got the formula down. He’s figured it out.
Tabitha 11:26
Is he in the super secret, like, Illuminati tier of the Patreon? *laughs*
Daniel 11:33
*stage whispers* Don’t talk about super secret Illuminati tier!
Tabitha 11:36
Oh shit, sorry! *fake coughs* I mean, Ba-luminati. *laughter*
Simone 11:43
it’s just, it’s the Illuminati but with, like, a little mustache on it. *laugher* Would it be, like for Wario, like, Wa-luminati? *laugher*
Tabitha 11:52
*laughing* Wa-luminati!
Daniel 11:55
Oh, good that covered our tracks expertly! *laughter*
Simone 11:59
Okay, *Luigi voice* it’sa me, Wa-luminati! *Tabitha laughs*
Daniel 12:07
*chuckling* I hope [unitelligible] after that.
Simone 12:09
Okay, let’s go ahead, take a break and we’ll come back with the news!
Black Mass Appeal 12:30
*Interlude music*
NEWS
Tabitha 12:30
*old-timey breaking news doots*
Simone 12:30
Those doots mean time for the news! It’s right on schedule! So, today we are reading from the Daily Beast: “The President is pushing the Coronavirus theories of a Houston doctor who also says sexual visitations by demons and alien DNA are at the root of Americans common health concerns.” *pauses* It’s quite the title. “A Houston Doctor who praises hydroxychloroquine and says that face masks aren’t necessary to stop transmission of the highly contagious Coronavirus has become a star on the right-wing internet, garnering 10’s of millions of views on Facebook on Monday alone. Donald Trump Jr. declared the video of Stella Immanuel, a must-watch.” Ugh, there’s a recommendation. “Before Trump and his supporters embrace Immanuel’s medical expertise, though, they should consider other medical claims Immanuel has made, including those about alien DNA and the physical effects of having sex with witches and demons in your dreams. Immanuel, a pediatrician and a religious minister-” Mmm.. “-has a history of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other issues. She’s often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are in fact caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches. She alleges alien DNA is currently used in medical treatments and that scientists are cooking up a vaccine to prevent people from being religious.” If only. “And despite appearing in Washington DC to lobby Congress on Monday, she has said that the government is run in part, not by humans, but by reptilians and other aliens. Immanuel gave her viral speech on the steps of the Supreme Court at the White Coat Summit, a gathering of a handful of doctors who call themselves America’s frontline doctors and dispute the medical consensus on the novel Coronavirus. Toward the end of Immanuel’s speech, the event’s organizer and other participants can be seen trying to get her away from the microphone. *laughs* But footage of the speech captured by Breitbart was a hit online, becoming a top video on Facebook. Both Facebook and Twitter eventually deleted videos of Immanuel’s speech from their sites citing rules against COVID-19 disinformation. The deletion set off yet another round of complaints by conservatives of bias at the social media platforms. Immanuel responded in her own way, declaring that Jesus Christ would destroy Facebook servers if her videos weren’t restored on the platform. In her sermons, Immanuel offers a sort of demonology of Nephilim, the biblical characters she claims exist as demonic spirits and lust after dream sex with humans causing all manner of real health problems and financial ruin. Immanuel claims real-life ailments such as fibroid tumors and cysts stem from the demonic sperm after demon dream sex, an activity she claims affects many women. ‘They turn into a woman and then they sleep with a man and collect his sperm,’ Immanuel said in her sermon, ‘then they turn into the man and they sleep with a man and deposit the sperm and reproduce more of themselves.’ *sighs* According to Immanuel, people can tell if they have taken a demonic spirit husband or spirit wife if they have a sex dream about someone they know or a celebrity, wake up aroused, and stop getting along with their real-world spouse, lose money or generally experience any hardship. In a 2015 sermon that laid out a supposed Illuminati plan hatched by a witch to destroy the world using abortion, gay marriage in children’s toys, among other things. Immanuel claimed that DNA from space aliens is currently being used in medicine. Immanuel argues that a wide variety of toys, books, and TV shows from Pokemon, which she declares Eastern demons, to Harry Potter and the Disney Channel shows Wizards of Waverly Place and That’s So Raven were all a part of a scheme to introduce children to spirits and witches. Immanuel warned that the Disney Channel show Hannah Montana was a gateway to evil because its character had an alter ego. She has claimed that schools teach children to meditate so that they can meet with demons. In the sermon, Immanuel preserves special vitriol for the magic eight ball, *Daniel laughs* a toy that can be shaken up to reveal any answer. Immanuel claims that the otherwise innocuous magic eight ball was in fact a scheme to get children used to witchcraft. ‘The eight ball was a psychic,’ she said. She didn’t bring up this allegation publicly in Washington, but she has claimed that the American government is run in part by non-human reptilians. ‘There are people that are ruling this nation that are not even human,’ Immanuel said in her 2015 Illuminati sermon, before launching into a conversation she had with a reptilian spirit she described as half-human, half ET.” *pauses* Wow, that’s a lot.
Tabitha 13:22
So what did she gettin’ her show? *Simone laughs* When is she going on, what, Fox News?
Simone 17:46
Fuck a show, she’s gettin’, she’s getting a cabinet position.
Tabitha 17:49
*laughs* Yeah.
Simone 17:51
Meet your new Surgeon General!
Tabitha 17:53
Uhh, no, Simoneee! *laughs*
Simone 17:57
Hey, like, that’s a fucked up joke, but you know it’s been considered.
Tabitha 18:02
*groaning* It’s true! *Simone laughs* That was a lot. I hate it here. *groans again*
Daniel 18:11
Oh, where to start? First of all, this is actually- those are just selections from a very long piece by Will Sommer, who’s a great writer and really funny to follow on Twitter. Well, that stinks. If you’re curious, Immanuel herself tweeted Will’s story, saying that it very accurately conveyed the substance of her sermons, so-
Simone 18:21
Yikes!
Daniel 18:28
-there’s that. If you’re wondering where she got that weird bit about how the demons turn into women to sleep with men to get sperm to then turn into men to impregnate women with, I-this is a very old belief. I actually believe that straight out of the Malleus Maleficarum, the 16th-century German inquisitors manual and it was to answer the question of how it is possible for demons to- demons don’t have bodies, so therefore how could they possibly impregnate women? That is, of course, theology of the time, insisted that they could and of course, the answer was, well, they must get it from, from a man instead because naturally. So, I don’t know what her source was, but that is *a* source for that belief. Uh, geez, where else, where, where do you even go with this one. You know what? This perfectly encapsulates a problem that I brought up on the show so many times, and that I brought up recently when we were talking to Steven Bradford Long on sacred tension is, you know, people have these religious beliefs that to us seem bizarre and even irrational. But at the same time, there’s a weird sort of separation of powers, where, despite believing things that I think are crazy, these people still managed to be rational and reasonable about most other things. You know, they’re, they’re, they’re doctors, they’re lawyers, they’re bus drivers. They do these jobs in a way that I don’t have to worry about them. Somehow they keep these things separate. I don’t know how, it doesn’t make sense to me, but that seems to be the way the world works. And that separation is one of the things that allows a person like me to respect their beliefs, even if I think they’re weird or nuts. Here’s where that line has been crossed! This is an example of why it is so critical for people to continue to maintain that separation because once you start stepping over that, it’s like, I can’t. I can’t. This is, this is where, like, you know, I try to be nice and try to be respectful, even when I have mixed feelings about that expectation, but it’s, like, here’s the-this is it, this is it. If this is not too far, what is, you know? Don’t go to this doctor, okay? *laughter* She’s a pediatrician? Don’t take your kids. Okay?
Simone 20:49
What- yeah, what is she prescribing for these children?
Daniel 20:52
That’s what I’m saying! I don’t know. I don’t know. It’s- *groans*
Tabitha 20:58
I’m just sad. I’m sad that these people are getting platformed. I’m sad that, that this is where we are right now.
Simone 21:07
How did I get here?
Tabitha 21:09
Yeah.
Simone 21:09
I keep thinking about that Talking Heads line more and more.
Daniel 21:13
But here’s what I’m trying to get at in the, the enormity of, the enormity of this situation crushed my spirit for a second there, but I’m fine now. These beliefs are not necessarily that unusual in the circles that somebody like her travels in. The only difference is, do people let them affect their politics and their work? A lot of people do not. And when they do, that’s what, like, that, that’s the red, that’s the red line. That’s the hard red line. How people stay on one side of the line, I don’t know, but most people seem to be able to do it. So, it’s, it’s very strange to consider that there are a lot of people who kind of live in two worlds, where on the one hand they believe these things, but on the other hand, they let a different set of standards influence their behavior in the most important things. I’m glad they’re able to do that. I don’t quite get hows so *groans* there we have it. *laughter* Actually, one more thing. Tabitha pointed out on Twitter recently that we’ve got the right to fuck demons in our sleep if we want to. *Simone laughs*
Tabitha 22:13
Yes. Look, I am a, an adult. and if I want to fuck a demon? Who’s gonna fucking stop me? You can’t stop me. That’s what I do in my bedroom. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I can do it at the Walmart-
Simone 22:26
As long as it’s, you know, consenting Tabitha and consenting demon, I don’t see anything wrong with it.
Tabitha 22:31
Yeah, I mean, it’s funny when I wrote that Twitter thing, you know, I was trying to kind of evoke the, like, anti-maskers. But really, like, I was just, like, immediately into it, so I don’t know if that- *laughter* -if maybe I failed in, in what I was trying to accomplish, but I don’t know.
Simone 22:46
You convinced yourself.
Tabitha 22:47
Yeah.
Daniel 22:47
That was the thing, like, when you read that part where she says ‘this is a problem that affects many women,’ I can imagine a lot of women read that say, ‘tell me more…’
Simone 22:54
*laughs* All right, well, let’s go ahead. We’ll take a break. And we’ll come back with our main topic.
Black Mass Appeal 23:07
*interlude music*
MAIN TOPIC
Simone 23:24
400 years ago, English poet John Milton redefined our ideas about who Satan is and what his struggle means, even if that’s probably really not what he meant to do. Helping us look at Milton’s Satanic epic up close, with a close reading of the most influential Satanic rhetoric in Paradise Lost, we have Bella from the Satanic Bookroom. Thanks for joining us, Bella!
Bella 23:49
Thank you for having me. I really appreciate it.
Simone 23:52
Well, we’re excited to have you. So, for the folks who aren’t familiar, I want you to tell us a little bit more about yourself, your relation to Satanism, and the Satanic Bookroom, and Paradise Lost.
Bella 24:04
All right, well, I first came across Satanism, probably in the 90s and that was through the Satanic Bible and Anton LaVey. I didn’t really start in a serious manner until about 2012, where I was questioning a lot of the things going on around me with Christianity, and my conflict with it with being an atheist, and I decided to look into Satanism. In 2016, I came across the Satanic Temple, which also fostered more thought into it as an organized religion, and therefore decided to call myself a Satanist, which I’ve been ever since. It feels like a spot to be in that will probably be lifelong for me and continue to expand. So I’m a supporter of TST and also spend a lot of independent time exploring and looking at my religion now. I also have a group on Facebook called the Satanic Bookroom that assists with the- discovering the Satanic literature that is the basis of a lot of philosophies for our religion, and includes almost 5000 members from all walks of life- some of them identify as Satanists, and others are just curious in learning about, about Satanism.
Simone 25:26
Now, obviously, since you’re, you know, literature-oriented, when was the first time that you read Paradise Lost?
Bella 25:34
I first was introduced to it in college, which was probably in the 90s. I was trying to remember back as we were having this episode, if we had actually read through the whole thing; it’s quite a long epic. *laughs* So-
Simone 25:48
*laughs* No kidding!
Bella 25:49
Yeah, that’s where I was first introduced to it.
Daniel 25:52
Just to get a plugin, by the way, I believe the current group read for the Satanic Bookroom right now is still Lord Byron’s Kane, which we talked about just two episodes prior, so anybody who thought that sounded intriguing, there’s a good opportunity to get in on the group if it strikes your fancy. I guess anybody who didn’t think that Kane sounded interesting, I really appreciate you coming back for this episode. It shows you’re very open-minded.
Simone 26:17
Yeah, it is. You know, as we discussed on the episode, two episodes ago, about the Romantics, John Milton was not a Romantic, but he really influenced them, so it’s still kind of in that literary vein. So if it’s not your thing, well, you can re-listen to the goat episode. That was a fun episode.
Tabitha 26:35
I do believe that that episode was 75? *laughs* For once, I know which one it is, haha!
Daniel 26:46
Also, on the topic of how long this poem is, I kind of feel like I owe Simone an apology, even though I’m sure she probably does not remember this, because, of course, we’ve talked about doing an episode about this before and I think there was one time when it came up that I said, ‘I don’t know, do you want to do all the reading?’ And later, I realized, that was a really dick question! Like as if, you know, like, like, it sounded like, it seems like a very pompous thing to say. And I’m sure nobody else remembers this conversation, but it’s been bothering me, so sorry about that. That was, that was not a tactful way to feel out a prospect for the program. *chuckles*
Simone 27:20
I don’t remember that. I- thank you for the apology. But, it is, it is quite long. I mean, we’ll, we’ll kind of get into this more, but I mean, it’s ten books, I guess in some versions, it’s 12. It’s a, you know, they use the word epic for ‘epic poem’ for a reason.
Daniel 27:41
Well, I did get a tip- our unfaithful listener HollowHeathen told us- I think it was HollowHeathen- told us that, when she read it, she listened to the audiobook simultaneously and followed along with it, which to me sounded a little weird, but if that helps, great, that’s awesome. And actually, the useful thing about the audiobook is that you will know exactly how long it will take you to read this because *laughter* you can look at the timer, so that’s probably a good mental tool for some people who might feel a little bit intimidated tackling the text. Anybody out there, if anybody else out there has done that, let us know how it worked out for you.
Simone 28:16
Yeah, I was about to say, she’s not the only person I’ve heard who has done that. I know a couple of people who have listened to it on audio, you know, the audiobook. You know, it’s, it’s, if you’re not into that kind of like, sort of, Shakespearean language in terms of reading with the kind of, you know, the older style spellings just to listen to it, and absorb it that way is, also, I mean, it’s a wonderful way to do it.
Bella 28:46
Also, I would point out that the more recent reading I did of Paradise Lost was- it [was] with plain English. *laughs* It’s obviously written in English, so it’s kind of funny that there’s an English version that makes it more plain and my copy has it right next to each other, so you can read some of the more flowery and winding language and then just get it straight in a couple sentences right next to it, and that really helped.
Tabitha 29:14
*laughing* He sat down! Okay? *laughter*
Bella 29:16
Exactly.
Simone 29:17
That’s the kind, that’s the one that I had. That’s the one that I read most recently, and, I do have to admit, though, that the Kindle version that I got, I don’t, I can’t remember, like, who edited it or whatever. But it’s so funny because it’ll actually do, like, a line from the poem in the original text, and then just below it is the ‘quote-unquote translation,’ or the simplification, but it’s real funny to me because, they’ll be like three, like, very dense, you know, sentences and then, like, just one -way- over a simplified English sentence underneath it. It will be this long passage about, you know, ‘Satan and his wings and flying,’ and then the English is, ‘he flew.’ *laughter* Okay. That was helpful. Okay. Anyway, before we get too deep into this, let’s offer some contextualization about John Milton and the circumstances of him writing this thing. Daniel, do you want to take this first one?
Daniel 30:20
For the record, this is the same very brief, one-paragraph bio culled from the Academy of American Poets that we included back on Episode 58, so a little bit of review, but you know, not everybody has heard every episode also, you probably haven’t heard Episode 58 recently, it was a while back. So, “John Milton was born in London in 1607, into a middle-class family. He was educated at Christ’s College, Cambridge.” I always really love that phrase, by the way, because it sounds, It sounds very exasperated. ‘Christtt’s Collegeee.’ *Simone laughs* “-and prepared to enter the clergy after university, however, he abandoned his plans to join the priesthood, and spent the next six years at his father’s country home following a rigorous course of independent study to prepare for a career as a poet.” I don’t know if this is a proper characterization of this, but this kind of makes me think about, you know, when you drop out of school to tour with your band.
Simone 31:12
I’m just thinking about, you know, if you want to have a career as a poet, like, do ya get your LinkedIn set up, you know? The, the career of a poet, when approached in that manner seems, a little- *laughs* I don’t know.
Tabitha 31:28
You bench press books, is what you do.
Simone 31:29
Yeah.
Daniel 31:31
I mean, you’re joking, but actually, yeah, it kind of was a who you know sort of thing in those times. Although bench pressing books, I kind of like that image, too. *laughter* It continues, “during the English Civil War-” This is, there’s a lot of English civil wars. This was the 17th-century one when Parliament cut the king’s head off. “Milton championed the cause of the Puritans and Oliver Cromwell, and wrote a series of pamphlets advocating radical political topics, including the morality of divorce, the freedom of the press, populism, and sanctioned regicide. After the restoration of Charles the Second to the throne in 1660, Milton was arrested as a defender of the Commonwealth, but soon released. He lived the rest of his life in seclusion of the country, completing the blank-verse epic poem Paradise Lost in 1667.” And when I say it’s who you know, I seem to remember from our study of this in college, it really was kind of his friends in high places who admired his poetical work. We got a spring from prison after this because he was pretty deep into the movement there. It also helped at that time, he was an old man and blind and so, kind of feeble, so he had a good, he had a good pity vote for clemency there, as well. It continues, “Paradise Lost chronicles Satan’s temptations of Adam and Eve, and their expulsion from Eden. Since its publication, the work has continually elicited debate regarding its theological themes, political commentary, and its depiction of Satan, who is often viewed as the protagonist of the work.” Often? Is there anybody who does not? I, I-
Simone 32:56
Well, I was actually reading an essay to this effect about how the definitions of protagonists stand, does Satan meet all of them? I wish, I should have just pulled that up, but there are some who argue that God is the protagonist of this work. So-
Daniel 33:12
That’s interesting.
Simone 33:13
-there you have it.
Daniel 33:14
I guess that does make sense in a way although he is a rather remote personage, but then, you know, he’s got-
Simone 33:19
Isn’t he always?
Daniel 33:20
Yeah, he doesn’t have to get out of the house very much. I used to joke of, like, you know, in the old days, like, God was very sociable, he would go hang out with Abraham and with Moses and the prophets and what have you. These days, like, he just stays at home all the time, nobody ever hears from him, his son died a while ago and he seems like he just never really got over it. Very sad story.
Simone 33:41
Well, you know, maybe he tried to appear as a burning bush again, and it got out of hand because it was here in California. *Daniel laughs* Sorry, that’s terrible.
Daniel 33:50
Somebody just hit him with the fire extinguisher like in Dogma, that was the end of it. *laughter*
Simone 33:55
Okay, so now that’s kind of the overview of Milton and the circumstances of his life leading up to this. He, in my reading, one of the things that I thought was interesting is that he was very determined to write an epic poem, and he, I guess, like, kind of toyed with the idea of doing something about King Arthur and, but it was, yeah, towards the later part of his life that he actually kind of went through with it, so. It’s that thing of where you work on your first album for a really, really long time and, and then it’s a hit, and then, you know, do you have anything to follow it up with? But. Anyway, focusing on Paradise Lost, as we mentioned before, this has 10 to 12 books depending on the edition. We’re going to talk about 12, the 12 version. And, so, just to give people context for the more in-depth discussion, we’re gonna whip through these 12 books real fast.
Tabitha 34:59
Okay, so previously on Paradise Lost in Book One, Satan and the rebel angels, cast out of Heaven, awake to find themselves in Hell. Satan and his Lieutenant Beelzebub vowed to continue defying God, and they fashion a plan to spoil Eden for the newly created humanity. Book number two, the fallen angels hold a great council to debate their next course and Satan tells them that he will travel to Earth to execute their plan. Flying to the gates of Hell, he finds him guarded by his daughter, Sin, who sprang from his head at the moment he conceived of disobedience in Heaven, and their incestuous son, Death. Sin unlocks the gates and Satan flies out into the realm of Chaos, where all of the strange things that God neglected to use to create the universe still reign. And he persuades the Lord of Chaos to direct him towards the world. Book number three, back in Heaven, God in his son, who is not yet called Jesus, having not yet been born as a man on Earth, discuss what’s happening. Book Three is honestly pretty boring. And if you skip it, you’re not missing much. But it does include one intriguing bit. God knows Satan’s plan, and is going to let it happen, in part because if he never gives humans the opportunity to disobey, then they will, in effect, be slaves.
Simone 36:21
Bella, do you want to take the next three?
Bella 36:23
Yeah, I’ll take the next three. All right, so let’s continue with Book Four. Satan, finding himself in Eden, is charmed by the beauty of the world, but also tortured by regret, doubt, and uncertainty. Despite this emotional turmoil, he vows to press on with his plan and spies Eve and Adam at work. That night, he creeps into their sleeping place, and whispers promises into Eve’s ear, but some of God’s angels discover him and drive him away. Book Five, the angel Raphael visits Eve and Adam and warns them that an enemy is near. Well, he actually just warns Adam because Eve shouldn’t worry about big stuff like that with her womanly mind. Raphael describes how war broke out in Heaven after some of the angels refused to bow God’s new son, and Satan rallied them to his side. Book number six, the rebel angels and the loyalists meet in battle, which is pretty futile since angels can’t die. Satan even invents cannons to overwhelm his foes, but cannot turn the tide. Finally, on the third day of war, God’s son leads the charge, and the rebels are cast down.
Simone 37:47
All right, well, I’ll take this next bit here. So, previously on Books Seven and Eight, Raphael relates the creation of the world, the creation of Adam, and all the other living creatures, and, last of all, Eve. Moving on to Book Nine, despite the warnings, Eve and Adam work in separate parts of the garden the next day. Satan inhabits the body of the serpent and approaches Eve, and, amazed to see an animal speak, Eve listens to his story about how he ate the fruit of a particular tree and gained knowledge. Though she protests that she’s forbidden to eat fruit from that same tree, Satan persuades her to taste and after eating, she resolves to convince Adam, too. Daniel, want the, want to bring us home?
Daniel 38:37
You got it. In Book Ten, Satan returns to Hell loosing Sin and Death on the world and erecting a road between Hell and Earth. As punishment, all of the Fallen Angels are transformed into snakes, Satan becoming the dragon- so hey, good, we’re wrapping it up there from Genesis to Revelation, that’s smart story-telling- and they pour forth into the world. In Book 11, God’s son arrives on Earth to pass judgment on Eve and Adam. Here’s a case where Milton breaks from Scripture a little bit here by sending Jesus to do God’s job, interesting choice there. To comfort his punishment, Adam is granted visions of the history of the world to come. Eve is not because *laughs* for fuck’s sake.
Simone 39:17
Womanly reasons?
Daniel 39:18
Uh, yes. In Book 12, the angels continue to relate the history of the world become and then finally, in a bittersweet conclusion, Eve and Adam comfort each other as they leave Paradise forever, and I actually find the closing lines of this poem very, very touching from- for, for my purposes. So yeah, so this is- I used the Dartmouth version here, because it’s online and it’s much easier to be able to copy and paste these. *Simone laughs* Copy and paste the verses into the show sheet rather than transcribing them by hand because they’re long. And so yeah, this is the 12 book version. The 10 book version condenses some of these together like Books Seven and Eight become the same one because they’re eventually- because they’re, you know, two halves of the same story. There is a lot of debate about the proper way to divide up the story. There’s a lot of debate about the proper way to punctuate the poem. For example, people will fall into rat holes that never come out of on that. I don’t think we have to worry about that sort of thing here, but, you know, be prepared that if you wade into the discourse, these are the sorts of things that are going to come up.
Simone 39:34
So there you have it, the very, very brief movie trailer version of Paradise Lost, and all of its books. Now-
Tabitha 40:30
Paradise Lost for Dummies. *chuckles*
Simone 40:33
Yes, Paradise Lost Cliffnotes. Do they have those still? Like the, the paper, the yellow paperback copies? They-
Tabitha 40:40
I dunno.
Simone 40:41
Yeah-
Daniel 40:42
I see them in college bookstores all the time, so yeah, they must.
Tabitha 40:46
Are you going to college bookstores a lot? Daniel? *chuckles*
Daniel 40:49
No, but I go to Alexander’s Books over on Second Street, which is very close to the Downtown Campus of City College and they carry a lot of materials for the students there.
Tabitha 40:57
All right. All right, I’ll allow it.
Simone 40:59
*laughs* Okay. So, now we’re going to take our deeper dive here and we’re going to go through the books and- kind of focus on a particular quote and pull it apart a little bit for you. So, let’s just keep the order that we had. So Tab, why don’t you read this quote here from Book One?
Tabitha 41:20
Okay. So this is Satan and Beelzebub plan for the future. “Is this the region, the soil, the clime,’ said then the last archangel, this the seat, that we must change for heaven, this mournful gloom for that celestial light? Be it so, since he who now is sovereign can dispote and bid what shall be right: farthest from him is best, whom reason has equaled, force has made supreme above his equals. Farewell, happy fields where joy forever dwells: Hail horrors, hail infernal world, and thou profoundest Hell receive thy new possessor. The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven; Here at least we shall be free: in my choice, to rain is worth ambition, though in Hell: better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.”
Simone 42:30
I know so many of you guys have that tattooed on you out there.
Tabitha 42:34
Yeah. *chuckles*
Simone 42:35
That last line. ‘Cuz it’s a great fucking line!
Tabitha 42:38
It is.
Simone 42:39
‘Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.’
Bella 42:42
If there was one mantra for Satanism, that would probably be it.
Tabitha 42:47
Yeah, I’m gonna definitely agree with that. [unintelligible chatter] I’m like, are you gonna finish that? *laughter*
Daniel 42:55
You know, this is a great book for people who don’t have the fortitude for long reads because if you only end up reading the first one or two sections, you’re still getting a lot of the really good stuff, a lot of the really good stuff is these first two chapters in Hell, and, you know, you’ll still have a lot of the reference points under your belt by the time you get to the end of those. Not that I’m saying you shouldn’t read the rest, but I’m saying, for folks who drop out early, they, they have still been enriched, so lucky that. I get chills every time I read this bit, I- particularly, I- It’s just. Ooh, stirring.
Tabitha 43:31
Yeah, it is.
Daniel 43:33
Okay, so we’ve got, like, some good book club discussion questions here. One of them- I particularly like this, there’s this weird phrase that sneaks in here talking about God, ‘whom reason has equaled, force has made supreme above his equals.’ So Satan here is kind of saying, ‘logic would say that God is our equal. Force made him better than his equals.’ What the hell do you think that means? Because that is some tricksy little wordplay that he’s got going on there.
Bella 44:03
For me, what I saw was the beginning of the breakdown of the system of hierarchy that God had put into Heaven, so this is the beginning of Satan being able to see that, hey, that God is no better than everyone else. He’s kind of seeing God for what he is, and this view is the crumbling of this structure right now to be removed. So, he’s seeing that only force has made him better than his equals, but is, is really starting to relate that his authoritarian-authoritarianism is just assigned and therefore begin to dissipate inSatan’s mind
Tabitha 44:45
Yeah, I get that same kind of impression that, like, you know, what, like, really it’s more of a question. Like, what, what is it that makes him better, other than he’s in charge is you know, he decided. *chuckles*
Simone 44:59
I’m your heavenly father and I said, so.
Tabitha 45:02
Yeah. *laughs*
Bella 45:04
I feel like the levels of hierarchy is a very, very base thing in Christianity and the opposite being a very consistent thing with Satanism, where we often eschew the system of hierarchies. And that’s the idea, like, as a Satanist, I become responsible for myself and [am] my own God, and a lot of those things- ideas have been broken down as Satanism often uses the value of authenticity, which goes against comparison, therefore, breaks down systems of hierarchy. And so, that’s kind of the difference between Christian ideology and Satanist ideologies. So I kind of see this as the beginning of Satan becoming Satanic.
Daniel 45:53
This-
Simone 45:54
If the, the kind of kernel at the heart of the, the whole questioning of the system.
Bella 45:59
Exactly.
Daniel 46:01
Well, you remember last episode when we were talking about the Goya paintings, and that particular critic whose name I can’t recall said, ‘really, there’s two basic schools of thought about these. You can read it straight, or you can read it ironically.’ I guess the ironic, subversive reading of this is the one that we’ve just given it, where this idea of it’s really just kind of trying to de-legitimize God and de-legitimize the fact that the war turned out one way to say, ‘well, God is not any better than us. He just happened to have won.’ He won through, like, you know, force- is like, the most basic, least, the most basic means of achieving something in the way that’s least afforded respect. Um, that’s probably not what Milton had in mind, though- I mean, I don’t know John Milton, people have been arguing about that for about 400 goddamn years now- Um, but, keeping in mind who he was, I think what’s interesting is that we’ll see in the later chapters, that Satan made this argument before the war, where he said, ‘is God’s superior to us? That’s news to me.’ So here, it’s possible he’s trying to preserve that philosophical and ideological structure, again, even in the face of the fact that they failed, which, like I said, it’s kind of tricksy. It’s, it’s, it’s- Satan’s rhetoric, the way that he changes values around and makes things very relativistic, Heaven for Hell, Hell for Heaven. This is the same way- he’s doing the same thing here, he’s saying, ‘winning, losing, forced worthiness, what do these things even mean?’ Let’s just, let’s just clear away these distinctions at all time, which again- is *probably* not supposed to be a good thing, but, for obvious reasons, we’re much more sympathetic to that perspective than probably the ideal reader at the time was.
Bella 47:45
I could see what you mean, because the term, ‘it’s better to roll in hell’, or ‘it’s better to reign in hell than serve in heaven,’ could also be looked at as sour grapes. *laughs* Because he just lost and was banned to hell, instead of-
Tabitha 48:03
For sure.
Bella 48:03
-this profound thing that a Satanist take of like, ‘yes, that is the basis of who we are.’ So, and of course, what he had said to that- this is not what Milton was trying to do, like, make the template for modern-day Satanists *laughs* to read over it and get some good material for our own basis of philosophy. His ideology for making this epic was to-I guess justify to Man that God was really pulling the strings and had planned this all along or, like, has, what is it? Eternal Providence was a term that was used as, as a goal for this Paradise Lost epic. So yeah, it does go back and forth, I see, where there’s a theme that seems to be going my way of things that I like and then, and then I turn around I’m like, ‘ah,’ he just seems kind of like he’s being an asshole and jealous of the way that things turned out. So you’re right it can definitely go both ways.
Tabitha 49:08
He’s like, I didn’t want to be on Twitter, anyway. You can ban me. I don’t care! *laughter* I got, uh? Friendster? *laughs*
Simone 49:18
It’s-
Tabitha 49:19
Friendster is Hell is what I’m trying to say. *giggle*
Simone 49:23
I was just thinking of the, the Alt-right assholes who declared that they’re leaving Twitter for what’s it? Parler, or Gab, or whatever? *in dumb voice* We’re gonna build our own Twitter with Nazis and terrible people. It’ll be great! But-
Tabitha 49:40
Man, it’s gonna be the echoiest chamber that ever was. Hurray!
Simone 49:44
Okay, let’s move on to Book Two. Bella, why don’t you read the passage?
Bella 49:49
Alrighty, well, in this passage, Satan is telling the fallen angels that he’ll conduct the expedition to Eden himself. All right. “Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads to the light: Our prison strong, this huge convex of fire, immures us round ninefold, and gates of burning adamant barred prohibit all egress. These past, the void of Night receives him next, wide gaping, and with utter loss of being threatens him, plunged in that abortive gulf. But I should Ill become this throne, oh peers, and this imperial sovereignty, adorned with splendor, armed with power, if difficulty or danger could deter me from attempting. Wherefore do I assume these royalties and not refuse to reign if refusing to accept as great a share of hazard as of honor? Go mighty powers, terror of Heaven, though fallen, while I abroad through all coasts of dark destruction seek deliverance for us all: This enterprise none shall partake with me.”
Daniel 51:05
So I singled this bit out mainly because of that last line there where he talks about deliverance, which, of course, has a very distinct meeting in religious terms, especially with somebody with a religious outlook of Milton, that it does sort of in everyday English. Uh, Satanists-
Tabitha 51:24
Hey, I just really quickly, like Dinga-a ling, Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, like that? *laughter* I had to; I’m sorry!
Daniel 51:32
Satan is kind of setting himself up here as, as a Christ figure, as somebody who is going to lead them to salvation, quite literally out of their sins. They are, you know, you’ll hear preachers use that phrase, ‘you’re in your sins.’ Here, they are. They’re, like, sitting in them. It’s everywhere. It’s all around them. He’s going to, quite literally, deliver them from that. I find that fascinating and weird. I don’t know about anybody else.
Simone 51:59
I kind of took it as that thing where someone- I mean, this is, this is quite literally, what it does- but it’s a leader who is saying, ‘Oh, no, I wouldn’t be a very fit leader. Now, if I wasn’t, you know, willing to do the things that I’m going to ask you to do. So here, let me, let me do this, let me possibly sacrifice myself’ in order to build that sympathy and loyalty. However, when I was reading this, I couldn’t help but think, he just wanted to leave. He just, he was just like, ‘I gotta get out of here. I’m gonna, I’m gonna make this plan or I can get the fuck out of here.’ Because he specifically says, like, you know, none, none of you are gonna go with me. And I’m like, yeah he just wanted to get the fuck out.
Daniel 52:45
I mean I think the text literally says that at one point. Just after this, Milton butts in with his opinion, pointing out saying it’s like, there would actually be no benefit for him to let anybody else go, so he’s cleverly framing this as self-sacrifice, when, really, it’s just if you’re smart, right, it’s the smart thing to do.
Bella 53:06
Yeah, I would agree that it’s, that it’s a smart tactic to take because they’re the rebels, they’re the adversity and you want to, you want to imply that you’re getting down and dirty with them, unlike God who’s sitting on his throne and has everyone else like angels and the Son doing all the battling and dirty work. Even if Satan is looking for glory, or wants to go his own way, and do his own battling or deviousness up on Earth, I do think that he is using this as kind of a way to connect, or maybe an excuse as well, *laughs* to be like, ‘I’m down with the troops!’
Daniel 53:51
Also apropos of what we were talking about just a second ago, again, a big theme in this is this idea about what makes authority good and right and just and justified. And of course, you know, over the centuries, it has not escaped people’s notice that John Milton is a failed revolutionary, you know, he tried to overthrow this divine monarchy, he failed, he ended up in exile, and he was, in many people’s eyes, vilified for his actions in that. So this question of how was he relating to Satan has created this tension over this poem for, for centuries now. And I, you know, I’m not going to be able to pretend to answer that, but I do know that some critics have offered this idea that he was actually trying to use Satan as a foil for himself. He was saying, you know, you may think that I am this villainous devilish figure, but let me show you what, you know, real evil and real treachery and disloyalty is.’ So, Satan here is kind of trying to offer, he’s trying to give himself legitimacy. He’s undermined this idea that God is a true king, you know, by saying, you know, only through force, only through these simplistic means, you know, has he achieved authority over us- what am I going to do for authority? What am I going to do? Justify sovereignty, I am going to act, you know, I’m going to be self-sacrificing, I’m going to be heroic, I’m going to put myself in the danger that, you know, I would not want you to ask. And so he is offering up an alternative model, which, again, is a fascinating idea. And then, Milton of course, undercuts that completely by saying, *whispers* ‘it’s not really what he’s doing. Be very, very careful when politicians talk like this.’ So again, there’s a lot going on there, you can be very inspired by this idea, but then also acknowledge, you know, that the text is doing different things with it than maybe we would like to.
Bella 55:38
Yeah, I also want to mention on that, that in the text, aside from this, quote, Satan tells his, the rebels, you know, the demons and followers, that he has been chosen as the leader in the situation by the laws of heaven, which is kind of ironic that he is going, he is forming all of this to be against heaven and its hierarchy and structure, but yet, he’s trying to say that, if you, like, because of its structure, he is inadvertently chosen for this role.
Daniel 56:10
That’s true, but you’ll notice, and again, when we get into the later books, you know, Satan has a very different idea of what the Hierarchy of Heaven, and now Hell, is than maybe it was intended. Like here, he still refers to them as his peers, and later on, when he’s rallying everybody [he] talks about, ‘yes, we’re all equal, we’re not necessarily all the same, some of us have higher station than others, but that doesn’t make us better than one another., And so, maybe, he’s- the ideas that he’s trying to translate that now into this new context, saying, ‘you know, I’m not really any different from you. I’m kind of different from you, but not in the ways that matter,’ you know?
Bella 56:45
I feel like, maybe it’s the residual of the beliefs of them. Like, I feel like it’s a way of manipulation, kind of, to sweep up the changing views of like, the troops of Hell, because- I think that making changes from where they came from, just in general, like, in life is, is a long journey, and so people don’t recover from ideologies all at once, you know, or even these, the characters in these stories, like they, they grow and they change. So, to me, I took it as maybe like a residual of if there were any doubters, or people that, you know, maybe held on to that structure of hierarchy, that he would say like, ‘oh, by the way, like, even on those terms, I’m supposed to be in this position.’ Like, almost the, the flip side of God. And I see throughout the, this poem, like, it plays upon that, where he, to where, yeah, like, on one hand, he, he says that there shouldn’t be hierarchy, but then he turns, like in Hell, but then he turns right around and uses him as the designated leader, and on his throne in a way. So, anyways, it seems to flip back and forth, like it never seems to be consistent on how Satan presents his position, because he’s against authority, but yet he’s also at the throne of Hell and at its helm.
Simone 58:25
We’re gonna go ahead and move on to Book Four. Book Three is just a lot of God and Jesus talking, so we don’t care about that. Moving on to Book Four! So, this is Satan has newly arrived in the world and he’s kind of wrestling with his own feelings. “Had this powerful destiny ordained me some inferior angel, I had stood then happy: no unbounded hope had raised ambition. Yet, why not? Some other power as great, might have aspired, and me, though mean, drawn to his part. But other powers as great fell now- whom has I then to accuse but Heaven’s free love- dealt equally to all? Be then that love accursed, since love or hate alike to me deals eternal woe. Which way shall I fly: infinite wrath, and infinite despair? Which way I flee is Hell; myself am hell, and in the lowest deep a lower deep still threatening to devour me opens wide, to which the Hell I suffer now would seem a heaven. Is there no place for pardon left? None but by submission, and that word disdain forbids me, and my dread of shame among the spirits beneath whom I seduced with other promises: While they adore me on the Throne of Hell, With Diadem and Scepter high advanced, the lower still I fall. So farewell hope, and with hope farewell fear, farewell remorse: all good to me is lost. Evil, be thou my good: by thee at least divided empire with Heaven’s king I hold, and more than half perhaps will reign.”
Daniel 1:00:12
Yeah, actually, I’m just going to- apologies to everyone, I’m going to take point on this because this is my favorite bit in the entire poem. Most people find Satan’s- the, the inspiring thing about Satan in this poem, most people find these very stirring speeches that he gives to his troops. This is the part, weirdly enough, that inspires me- it’s this very private moment, where he’s wrestling with doubt and regret and uncertainty in this very human and pained and relatable way, and I think it’s honestly really beautiful. And this is actually what I find inspiring about the character, is this vulnerability. And this is really, very much the model for, if you go back to the Romantic Satanism episode where we talked about the idea of the Romantic Hero, and especially the Byronic Hero, a character’s a hero, not necessarily because he’s admirable in a conventional way, but because what you admire about him is the depth of those feelings, and everything that he’s going through, and just the, the, the sheer weight of the burden of being this guy, but he keeps going through it anyway, and that is what you find so endearing and so admirable about him in that weird, ironic way. That’s this right here. Also, I realized not the most inspiring image, but I kind of think about, I kind of think of Satan as Jack Skellington in this scene, where he’s talking about the burdens- *laughter* expectations. Which again, like I said, is a, is a, not a conventionally heroic posture., but I don’t know, that, that’s very relatable to me. And so, I’ve written about this an awful lot over on the SBA blog, especially a blog that I really like called “Satan the Loser” where, again, as strange as it seems, the thing that I like about Satan is not that he is a mighty, powerful, intimidating figure, but that he is like us- that he is human, and that he is fallible, and that he has to deal with these same things. In fact, I would even go so far as to say that this passage in Book Four, this is actually where he is in a godlike position, because if you think about it, he would be the first person, in the universe, to deal with these feelings. He’s the first person to fail like this, and to have self-doubt like this, he’s the first person to ever deal with Imposter Syndrome, and he is creating this emotional universe that is layered and complex and nuanced, and inspiring, and really beautiful. And I find that quite touching. And so, more than anything, I always come back to this. And I also particularly- sorry, I’ll stop in a second- to a degree in Book One, when we find Satan kind of lying in the Lake of Fire. But again, more importantly, on this moment when he’s reflecting on it with a little more perspective- When there are times in my life when things are really bad, when things are really, really bad, I think about this- I think about that feeling that you get in the pit of your stomach, where all you can think about is, what do I do now? What in the world do I do now? And this story, and this poem in particular, are things that I think about in those moments. So, that’s why I love this and that is what inspires me, so I want the little Reading Rainbow sting to play me out. *chuckles*
Simone 1:03:15
Aw, that was beautiful! Just like your- I can’t recommend the Satanic Bay Area blog, “Satan the Loser” enough. It was really, really well written.
Daniel 1:03:26
Oh, well thank you, that was sweet of you. Anyway-
Simone 1:03:27
I’m biased, but-
Daniel 1:03:28
I’ve monopolized the discussion, how does everybody else feel when they read this?
Simone 1:03:32
Well, so harkening back to something that you said, Daniel, is the kind of relatability, because we’ve seen Satan portrayed as very, very human in other works. I don’t feel that way here, but the, you know, the grappling with this, self-doubt is, like, a very human thing in this kind of un-human being, to my mind. And it’s very sympathetic, because who hasn’t been there, you know? Kind of like, what Daniel said, we’ve all had those moments of, like, you know, you, talking heads and you go, how did I get here? You know, it’s, again, it’s an, it’s a contrast to God who is sitting up and far away and just watching, so, you know, a really good passage.
Tabitha 1:04:20
Yeah, I am. I want to be like, same. Same Satan. There’s something about how much this feels like Depression. And I know we’ve all kind of touched on this, but like, the way he speaks about what’s going on, and what he’s doing sounds to me a lot like Depression. And it feels, it’s messed up to say it, like, it feels good, but, like, it feels nice to be recognized like that in such a big, imposing figure.
Simone 1:04:53
Well, I mean, that’s kind of the thing about most art, you know. Y’all know that I love my Nine Inch Nails- the lyrics are depressing and angry, but when you’re in a concert situation- in the before times anyway- you really feel that you’re not alone, that other- someone has put to words your feelings, and all these other people here with you, singing along, are feeling those feelings too, so to explore that depression is, is really helpful, I think.
Bella 1:05:27
Um, for me, I really feel that accepting the whole spectrum, you know, the whole spectrum of human emotion, both the good and the bad, is part of being a Satanist. Whereas opposed to in this story, there is a part where Uriel, who is in the sun, like, sees him and- Satan is actually sitting on a mountain disguised as a cherub while he’s going over this in his head with this internal dialogue, and Uriel realizes that it’s not an angel or cherub, because he sees the, or Uriel sees the emotion on Satan’s face, and posits that angels don’t have emotion and are always at peace. So, to me, this insinuates, like, the Christian goal for piousness and purity is to be absent of emotion, and that’s what equals peace, but in the Satanic realm, as well as Satan, showing emotion and turmoil is all part of the spectrum once you’ve left Heaven. You know, and it also shows that with, with the story of Adam and Eve that comes along in the paradise loss, and that, they’re kind of naive and shallow in this way and then after getting the Tree of Knowledge, like then they too can experience the full range of human emotion. I know I’m getting a little ahead of myself, but that’s what I see in Satan exposing some of his emotion and internal dialogue and the part where, where they know he’s no longer an angel- or not an angel because angels supposedly don’t have emotion, but so yeah.
Simone 1:07:15
Yeah, I thought that part was, was pretty funny, actually because it’s like, ‘oh, here’s a beautiful cherub, why is he frowning? Wait, that’s not a cherub after all!” *laughter*
Tabitha 1:07:24
*laughing* That’s no cherub!
Simone 1:07:28
That’s no moon; it’s a cherub-
Daniel 1:07:30
That’s creepy, it’s like that scene in Invasion of the Body Snatchers where they figure out who’s not one of them.
Simone 1:07:34
Yeahhh!
Daniel 1:07:36
You know, that, that’s- I particularly I- thank you so much for bringing that up. That’s such a wonderful, beautiful point. And point- going back to what Simone said a second ago about how God is perfect but boring. Actually, in this poem more than anything, Jesus is annoyingly perfect, because, of course, that’s the theology there, right? Like, Jesus is so great you’ll never be as good as him., that’s the whole idea. Whereas-
Simone 1:07:58
It would drive me crazy, too.
Daniel 1:07:59
Yeah. Whereas Satan is already just like us. That is why we find him relatable. And, to the point that, you know, when they put together this story, when they put together the Satan myth, what did they do? They copied and pasted the story of Eve and Adam. This, you know, you, that you’re the preferred- you’re the favorite creation, and then you disobey, and now you live in sin. It’s the exact same story, so I guess it’s not surprising that they ended up sticking Satan in there too because they, they, they do this. It’s, it’s a repeat, it’s a rerun. You know, this really is? This is not Satan. This is the genius of evil when, you know, you look at, when we look at that statue, and, like, when we’re not just checking out his abs, *laughter* but when we look at the emotion of that statue that people find moving, it’s this moment, it’s this feeling that he’s dealing with. What Tabitha said about Depression fascinates me because, I was just the other day watching- if anybody knows the YouTube channel, PhilosophyTube, which, by the way, [Abigail] would love to have you on the show sometime- [She] has a video on there, which is actually about Jordan Peterson of all things, but in that video, he is cosplaying Satan, and he talks about how, yes, being in Depression is very much like being in Hell, and he quotes, not from Paradise Lost, but from Marlowe’s Faustus, but the line there is almost identical where he talks about, you know, “think you Not that I, who saw the face of God/ and tormented by ten thousand hells” by being awake, by being out- no longer there. That idea that everywhere you go was Hell because Hell is that feeling of just not being able to escape these feel- just not being able to escape this thing, that is, that is part of you. Ooh, chills, I get chills again.
Simone 1:09:35
To piggyback off of that, you know, I like the part where he’s talking about I, I’m in Hell, but there’s, you know, if that Hell doesn’t work, there’s another one below that and there’s another one below that, and it’s just Hells all the way down. And one of my favorite quotes describing Depression *sighs* is actually from a fanfic writer, but she put it in a very eloquent way, is that ‘Depression is not the absence of hope, it’s the belief that there never will be hope.’ So, you know, if it’s Hells all the way down, like, *sighs* I mean, why don’t you just lay back down in the Lake of Fire?
Daniel 1:10:17
So here we’re going to go ahead to Book Five. Book Five, as we mentioned in the outline, is a flashback. Now, Raphael is relating the history of the War in Heaven. I’m not 100% sure how he knows this since he wasn’t here for a lot of this stuff, but I guess God sees all. Nevertheless, here is the scene where Satan is rallying the angels to revolution. This is really where he persuades everybody to come over to his side in this conflict, and we mentioned in passing, the thing that incenses them is this creation of God’s Son, and this idea that, now there is not only this new thing that’s been set above them and this idea of, like, ‘Well, why should we be less than him?’ And, you know- so here is what he’s saying, quote, “Thrones, dominations, princedoms, virtues, powers- If these titles [yet remain not] merely titular, since by decree another now to himself has all power, and us eclipsed under the name of king anointed. But what if better councils might erect our minds and teach us to cast off this yoke? Will you submit your next and choose to bend the supple knee? You will not, if I trust to know you right, [of] you know yourselves natives and sons of Heaven, possessed before by none, and if all equal, yet free, equally free. Who can in reason then or right assume monarchy over such as live by right is equals? Or can introduce the low and edict on us, who without law err not, and much less for this to be our lord, and look for adoration to the abuse of those imperial titles which assert our being ordained to govern not to serve?” And so, again, this sounds an awful lot like the rhetoric that young John Milton used to argue for and during that English Civil War, It’s, it’s, it’s, it’s kind of spooky, honestly. Going back to the-
Simone 1:12:11
Well, write what you know, right?
Daniel 1:12:12
Yeah. Going back to the Romantic Satanism episode, you know, we talked about how William Godwin, looking at Satanists or this revolutionary icon, this was the heart of his argument. He said, Satan just does not see this conflict in the same terms that God does. God sees a hierarchy. Satan does not really recognize that authority as natural or even logical. What do we think, based on what he says here? Do we think that this seems like an authentic and reasonable motivation? Do you think that is his ideals hold water?
Bella 1:12:48
Oh, yeah, I don’t have so much to say, because I was thinking that, I was thinking that it would insinuate that legitimacy was the only problem as if Satan still wanted to exist in the structure of hierarchy, but that there’s a paradox and that he acknowledges the hierarchy in some ways, but ultimately, I think he wants to destroy the structure of hierarchy and not be a servitude, in servitude of it. He wants freedom from it. So, I think it goes much further than just the legitimacy of God in his position. But when you were talking, I was thinking, well, maybe he means the legitimacy of the whole structure, which I think is the point I was trying to make. Did any of that make sense? *laughs* I’m starting to feel the fatigue!
Simone 1:13:35
You know, it’s, it’s, well, I mean, it’s heady stuff.
Bella 1:13:39
I think the ultimate idea is that the entire structure must be destroyed, not just the question of if God is legitimate or not and his authority.
Daniel 1:13:50
Well, it’s interesting to hear you say that, because really, if we look at this, what Satan’s argument? He says, you know, things have always been one way and that way was just. Now we’re being asked to take on this extra burden for, as far as we can see it, no reason. And so, in a certain sense, he’s making sort of a reflexive or even regressive argument. He’s saying, you know, this change is wrong for our society, we need to go back to the way things were, but in doing that, he’s actually proposing an even more radical idea. But to him, it doesn’t seem radical, to him it seems natural, you know, to, to challenge God because again, if he does not think of himself as subservient in the first place, he just thought it was, like, we’re all in the natural place, that we, that we’re all in the place that suits us best, and, you know, it’s the lack of merit of this intrusion is what is provoking him. So, I guess there’s a reading by this in which this is only inadvertently revolutionary. And at the same time, [he] now proposes [an] even more radical idea than the one he’s objecting to, which is intriguing.
Simone 1:14:55
Now, we are going to skip a couple of books to get to some of the really good stuff. So, Tab, you’re ready for Book Nine?
Tabitha 1:15:03
I am so ready for book nine. This is Satan disguised as a serpent, beguiling Eve, “Empress of this fair world, resplendent Eve, easy to me it is to tell thee all. I was at first as other beasts that graze the trodden herb. of abject thoughts and low, til on a day roving the field I chanced a goodly tree [loaded] with fruit of the fairest colors mixed, ready and gold. Amid the tree now got, where plenty hung tempting so nigh to pluck and eat my fill, I spared not, for such pleasure till the hour at feed or fountain never have I found. Ere long I perceived strange alteration in me, to degree of reason in my inward powers and speech, though to this shape retained. Thenceforth my speculations high or deep I turned my thoughts, and with capacious mind considered all things in Heaven, or Earth, or Middle, all things fair and good. But all that fair and good in thy divine semblance and in thy beauties I beheld, which compelled me thus to come and gaze, to worship thee, sovereign of creatures. Universal Dame.” Wow.
Simone 1:16:38
Why did this remind me of, like, a really positive Yelp review of a restaurant?
Tabitha 1:16:46
*laughs* So true.
Simone 1:16:47
‘Amazing tree with the best fruit, four stars!’
Tabitha 1:16:50
Yeah.
Simone 1:16:50
‘I got all this knowledge of heaven and earth and the middle, and, you know, big thumbs up.’
Tabitha 1:16:57
I know that this is, like, way not the point, but how does a snake eat an apple? *giggles*
Simone 1:17:04
Swallows it whole?
Tabitha 1:17:05
I guess? You bite it? *laughs*
Simone 1:17:08
It’s just gonna get stuck on its fangs if it’s one of those snakes that [have] them.
Tabitha 1:17:12
Right.
Daniel 1:17:13
So here, I’m gonna lay like, like, for people who, who skipped the college-level literature courses. Here, we’re gonna lay, like, the serious classroom shit on you now because the question that I’ve got is- of course, we know Satan is lying, he’s not really a snake. He did not really eat the fruit of the tree. The fruit of the tree did not make him smarter enough to talk and reason. Except, maybe it has. Because of course, we know that the fruit is a symbol; it’s sin, it’s disobedience, it is, you know, your self-interest. And, in that sense, well, didn’t Satan eat from the tree? Didn’t he do that first? Has he actually gained more knowledge and more perspective from his experience and the things that have happened to him and everything that led him here?
Tabitha 1:18:00
Well, he got depressed. *giggles*
Daniel 1:18:02
Yeah, I mean- which, which, so does Eve, very shortly, so, I don’t know. What do we think? It’s, it’s again, on the superficial level, this is not true, but this might be more honest than he really thinks he’s being, in this moment.
Simone 1:18:18
I like that point that, that he’s being more honest than he himself thinks he is. He, you know, the thing about lying is that if you lie, and you keep the lie as close to the truth as possible, it’s so much more believable, and I kind of feel that here.
Bella 1:18:37
I might be the odd person out in that I can see what you, what is- I can see what the question that you asked is trying to say, that there’s, that there is an accurate, accuracy in it in that eating from the tree of knowledge will change you and give you something deeper than what you had before. But, of course, I feel like it’s still really deceptive because he’s putting forth this idea that ‘Oh, everything is good about it.’ And in reality, and as a Satanist, I know that it’s absolutely not, it’s neither good nor bad, knowledge is a tool and they’re both to be embraced. And once you have knowledge, you have to embrace both sides, all the benefits and the consequences, so I really feel that he is giving Eve the runaround, and that defies really any accuracy or goodness that can be brought from it. I feel like he’s really deceiving her. Although, you know, I, of course, do think that knowledge is a good thing to be had. So, I can see what you’re saying there, in that he has gained some benefit from it.
Simone 1:19:54
Well so, not only is he lying, but he’s also compounding that by lying through omission. Like, he’s not mentioning the pitfalls, so the whole thing is a lie, plus he’s leaving out the downsides.
Tabitha 1:20:08
I also feel like- if we’re, if I am continuing on this train of him being depressed, that he is, you know, misery loves company, right? So, he’s like, ‘Yeah, do it. It’s good. It’s really good.’ And he just wants someone else to be just as miserable as he is. *chuckles*
Simone 1:20:26
Peer pressure.
Tabitha 1:20:27
Yeah. Thanks, Satan. Now I’m smart. Fucker.
Bella 1:20:32
I learned it from you, Satan. *laughter*
Daniel 1:20:36
Well, here’s my point. Here’s why I’m trying to, sort of validate the Satanist reading of this poem in a way that I undermined earlier, where it’s, like, you know, in the same way that John Milton did not set out to write the foundational cornerstone texts of Satanism, but that is still what he did, and I think we would argue that was probably a better result than whatever he actually intended. In sort of the same way, again, Satan is not meaning to be confessional in this moment. He’s not meaning to convey an actual gift onto people. But is he? Is he doing that? Do we, you know, again, we think that it’s better to have knowledge than to dwell in ignorance, even though knowledge is difficult and unpleasant. And so, weirdly enough, I do think that the poem has structured itself in such a way that it reinforces that. I don’t think it meant to, but I definitely think that’s what happened.
Bella 1:21:25
It’s kind of like an ends justifies the means sort of thing?
Daniel 1:21:29
Oh, maybe? That’s not really what I had in mind; what do you mean?
Bella 1:21:33
Like, he’s, he’s deceiving Eve of, with the idea that, of course, it’s good to receive knowledge and go forward- although I guess that’s not his itinerary. Like, he’s out to destroy mankind to take revenge on God and Heaven. But, I was thinking of it as maybe an ends to justify the means that, you know- the way he’s going about it is not right, but in the end, she would receive knowledge, which, as a modern Satanist, I think is the best course of action to take. But, Eve is naive, like, she literally has no skills or experience in making any decisions. She has very poor decision-making skills because she’s never had any experience at all. That’s why he’s hitting her in all these different ways with flattery, and calling her, like, what is it? ‘The queen of the universe’ and stuff like that, like, she’s really no match for Satan, but she’s really no match for anyone. She’s completely inexperienced, which is the downfall of not giving anyone any knowledge or experience in life is that they don’t have any tools to use. Like, it could be anyone, that you can fall for anything you can fall for. *trails off*
Tabitha 1:22:55
She is really good at standing right behind leaves. *laughter* That’s her one skill; being able to stand behind a leaf, so her crotch is covered. *laughs*
Daniel 1:23:08
Really, really high camouflage skill. *laughter* Yeah, here’s, here’s what I’m saying is, like, if we follow this idea that, like, Milton is- how ’bout this? Milton is offering us, with this book, something that is really kind of destructive, he’s offering us these sort of regressive, toxic ideas. This poem is, is sexist, and it’s patronizing, and it’s trying to reinforce theology that is oppressive to us. And even though many of Milton’s political ideas were forward-thinking for their time, to us, they are, you know, baseline at most, you know. So, his intent that he had in writing this was a kind of a net loss, from our perspective, but that was- what his intent, was not his results. He’s given us this poisoned apple, and we ate it and we discovered, ‘oh, this is actually good anyway,’ in a way that he did not intend at all. And so, I would argue that- this is the same way- Satan is trying to do something destructive here, but we have the better perspective to see, no, actually, this was ultimately beneficial in a way that he never intended. So in a very weird way, I interpret the poem, as its- as the subject, in, in a really strange grad school postmodernist way that, again, is definitely going far afield from the text now, but I don’t know. That’s where- that’s how my brain works.
Bella 1:24:28
I agree with you in that, that it has to be compared to the context of the time and the intent of Milton. Like, I thought one of the, kind of, revolutionary or radical ideas that he did in it, is that he made Adam- the reason that Adam was able to, or was tempted to eat the fruit and partook of it, after Eve tried to get him to was because he loved her and wanted to be with her and that’s a different version that is often not put forth in a lot of, in a lot of versions of- Christian versions of the story, and I thought that was interesting because a lot of Christian stories in the Bible kind of denounced the woman, which this story does, too, but it doesn’t really make her an object of love, or an equal. And that’s what Milton does in this story.
Simone 1:25:25
Yeah, in my reading, one of the perspectives was that Eve, being fully, you know, naive and ignorant, she eats of the apple and she sins, but it’s Adam who, like, knows what she’s done and does it willingly, and so that’s worse. A lot of the times, you know, I feel that Eve gets the shit end of the stick because she’s the one to do it and she’s kind of, it’s sort of skewed as she made Adam do it, but here, it feels more, or, you know, the perspective can be taken as Adam, you know, did it willingly and, you know, so, therefore, it was a worse transgression.
Daniel 1:26:11
Yes, going back to what you were saying a second ago about Adam kind of ducking out on responsibility here, that reminds me, if you actually look at Genesis Three, here’s out of the, the ‘Ye Old King James Version,’ let’s see was it- “And the man said, [The] woman whom thou gavest to be…she gave me of the tree and I did eat.” *laughing* So that’s- I crack up every time I read that because you don’t always picture, like, the little kid finger-pointing, ‘Hey, that woman you made for me did all this!’ Like-
Bella 1:26:39
As a woman that kind of makes me feel proud. *laughter*
Tabitha 1:26:43
Yeah, a little bit.
Bella 1:26:45
She was able to rope them into the Tree of Knowledge.
Tabitha 1:26:48
Oopsies! *laughter*
Daniel 1:26:52
I just find it funny that he’s blaming Eve and also indirectly God her,e by saying- it’s like ‘You, you gave me the woman, okay? Let’s, let’s talk about your hand in this!”
Tabitha 1:27:03
I was happy with the rib, okay? I could have just been there with the rib and not be having this problem. *laughter*
Bella 1:27:10
I think blame is a cornerstone, a cornerstone in Christianity as it is.
Simone 1:27:15
Yeah.
Bella 1:27:16
Like, you’re born flawed, God made you do it, Satan made you do it, on and on. There’s always someone to blame other than self in Christianity. *laughs*
Simone 1:27:27
Daniel, wanna do the last passage?
Daniel 1:27:29
So the serpent gives her this story and she objects when she sees the tree’ ‘Oh, this is the one tree that I can’t eat from.’ Of course. And this is what Satan says- this is the clincher argument here. He says, “Oh sacred, wise, and wisdom-giving plant, mother of science, now I feel thy power within me, not only to discern things but to trace the ways of highest agents. Queen of this universe, do not believe those threats of death: you shall not die. How would you? By the fruit? It gives you life to knowledge. By the threatener? Look at me, who have touched and tasted, yet both live? Shall that be shut to man which to beast is open? Or will God incense his ire for such a petty trespass, and not praise your dauntless virtue, whom pain of death denounced- whatever thing death be? Deterred not from achieving what might lead to a happier life: knowledge of good and evil. Of good, how just? Of evil, if what is evil be real, why not [known], since easier shunned? God therefore cannot hurt you and be just. Why [then] was this forbid? Why but to awe, to keep you low and ignorant, his worshippers. He knows that in the day you read thereof, your eyes, that seems so clear yet are dim, shall be perfectly then opened and cleared, and you shall be as gods, knowing both good and evil. These and many more causes import your need of this fair fruit?” So just to be clear, because the phrasing is not completely transparent here, where he’s saying, “Of good, how just,” meaning that if God punished you for knowing what is good, how would that be right? And then “of evil,” you know, “why not?” Since then you would know what is, if not, “why not known since easier shunnned,” so why would God punish you for knowing what is evil? How can you really be obedient if you don’t know what’s wrong? Then Eve, of course, is lying there, saying ‘what is evil anyway,’ which she’s asking rhetorically, but is actually a legitimate question on the part of Eve. Eve really has no idea what the stakes here is. She doesn’t know what knowledge is. She doesn’t know what good and evil mean. Is this really a fair test to put in front of her or for God to have placed in her path and then for Satan to be playing on here? It’s, it’s a contradiction in terms, isn’t it?
Simone 1:29:41
Well, earlier in the book, you know, doesn’t- God acknowledges that he knows what’s going to happen. He knows that, you know, as we previously said, if they aren’t given the chance to fail, you know, through free will, they are as slaves and so God is still allowing this to happen. So it could be argued that it doesn’t matter if it’s fair or not, because God already knows the outcome, and, I guess, it’s an outcome that he was cool with.
Tabitha 1:30:14
It’s like God got tired of his toys, and so he manufactured this whole thing to get rid of Adam and Eve. It’s like, ‘I’ll get this angel, he’s kind of a pain in the ass, so let’s just make sure that he doesn’t want to stay here, and then eventually he’ll go fuck around my kids.’ *laughter*
Simone 1:30:33
And, and, I, you know, just to continue a little bit. You know, we, we talk about how naive and fragile, if you will, Eve is. She’s like a lamb. You know, we talked on our goat show about how delicate sheep, you know, baby sheep are, and so, she is, you know, if God has foreknowledge of what’s going to happen, and he knows that she’s gonna do it, and he’s gonna punish her, he is again, sacrificing another innocent, essentially,
Bella 1:31:04
There are plenty [of] instances in the Bible where God is toying and torturing humans.
Simone 1:31:11
Totally.
Bella 1:31:12
What I saw in this is that the story is trying to note the transformation of Eve, eventually, through eating the Tree of Knowledge, but I don’t see that happening yet because I think the transformation is from the experiences and the consequences that you get from receiving knowledge and, and the things that happen to you in, in action. So I feel like here she is just doing the same thing; like, first she believes God and what he says, like, wholeheartedly without question and doesn’t seem to have the ability to discern the veracity of information that she hears and now she’s receiving it from Satan and she’s doing it- the same thing, like anyone that has experience is going to assess the information and be able to, to portion it out and make some investigation, but once again, she doesn’t; that’s part of her naivety. So she in, if she was to have her own story, I think it would come upon as well. And in the story, in this story, it kind of seems to center around Satan and his journey instead, which is also a progressive one. So.
Daniel 1:32:27
Well, I’m glad that Simone brought that up, because that- to the surprise of no one- I’ve got a bone to pick with god’s rationale for this whole thing to begin with. Where he says, you know, ‘I have to give them a choice or they’re not really free.’ Okay, that sounds good on paper, but if the choice you’re giving people is, here’s two binary options, if you picked the wrong one, I’ll kill you. Well, then there’s, that’s not really freedom, now is? *laughs* That’s, that’s, even on paper, that’s not really freedom. What’s actually happening here is we have this 1000’s year-old folk myth that no longer fits the theology, you know, the story was written- you don’t know what the assumptions of the people who created it were, but now it has to exist in this frame of reference in which God is assumed to know everything, and so, just like back in Book Three, which we skipped because Satan’s not in it, where Jesus asks, ‘Why would you allow this in the first place?’ Well, he’s got to come up with an answer for that, and I guess this is the best answer he could come up with. But really, the answer is, the answer does not suit the story at all because it’s a post hoc rationalization from 1000s of years later, from a radically different context. So here, again, is where I kind of attempt to, for lack of a better word, redeem the Satanist reading of this book, saying that, if Milton and conventional theology of his time can take this old story and interpret it in a radically different way that it was never intended to, fine. So can we. And if his reading is just- that is valid, then so is ours. You know, we’re doing the exact same thing that he did, and really, what could possibly suit the spirit of the work better than that, right?
Simone 1:34:01
Yeah, yeah.
Tabitha 1:34:02
*in a silly voice* Yeahhh, that’s real nice. I like that.
Bella 1:34:05
Well, well, Milton’s goal was kind of to justify and inform that God is actually pulling all the strings. Do you think that he succeeded in this epic?
Daniel 1:34:16
If he wanted to make God look good, then no. *Simone laughs* He just- it is a coherent story, but it probably does not fulfill his rhetorical aims, but, you know, that’s my opinion.
Bella 1:34:30
I feel that he failed in that respect, too because, like you said, it doesn’t really make sense that- Oh- It almost seems like an excuse, where they’re, like, ‘oh, God knew that was gonna happen,’ or ‘oh, yeah, he meant him to do that.’ You know? *laughs* Like, throughout, and it just doesn’t jive in the end for me.
Daniel 1:34:49
Yeah, I mean, that, that’s exactly what Shelley said, right? Again, going back to the previous episode, Percy said, ‘You can’t read this and think that God is in the right and once you accept the idea that God is wrong, Satan actually looks like a lot better by comparison, because at least he’s got integrity. At least he’s consistent. At least, you know, it all adds up on Satan’s end, right?’
Tabitha 1:35:08
Well, he gets a story arc and that’s awesome. You know, how many actual Bible stories or anything actually have a real arc and isn’t just, like, here’s a cautionary tale, here’s when we killed some people, I don’t know why? *laughter*
Simone 1:35:22
You get some more character development.
Daniel 1:35:25
That’s, that’s actually, that’s actually a great survey of the Bible. *laughter*
Bella 1:35:32
You know what, giving voice to the adversarial part and making him more human is actually a really powerful tool to make people question the premise before of the person in power. and that’s what this, this story ultimately does, because modern Satanists in the 2000s are now using it as a basis *laughs* and it goes to Satanic literature, so there you go.
Tabitha 1:35:32
He’d hate that, and I am all the way for that. *laughter*
Bella 1:36:03
I find that to be delightful. *more laughter*
Bella 1:36:07
Success!
Simone 1:36:10
Let’s go ahead- let’s, you know, bring this discussion home. You know, in terms of overall impressions of the book. I know some of y’all have read it many times, and some of us are a little newer, so let’s start with Tabitha. Tabitha, what were your overall impressions of the epic poem Paradise Lost?
Tabitha 1:36:33
Uh, Satan is a sad boy-
Simone 1:36:34
Aw.
Tabitha 1:36:34
-and I love him very, very much. *giggles* I think that it, it goes- I like the journey that we go on with Satan and I think that, even though I’m not really a big fan of liars, I think that because- going back to this whole thing that I’ve been, this through-line of Depression is that it feels very real and that it’s definitely something that a trod-upon depressed person would do.
Simone 1:37:08
To piggyback off of what Tab said, I like that Satan here is complicated. You know, is he lying? Is he, you know, lying, but telling the truth? Is he, you know, prideful? Is he doing the whole sour grapes thing? There’s a lot going on here and a lot of religious stories, you get these one-dimensional cardboard cutouts, you know, someone’s all good, someone’s all bad, and, you know, in many portrayals of Satan, it’s the, the complexity that I think is interesting, and this is, you know, one of the first examples of the character being given that complexity. Bella, how about you?
Bella 1:37:52
Well, I’m actually the same as you in that the biggest thing I got from it is that it exposes a lot of the complexities of Satan. I think that the largest power in this epic is showing his vulnerabilities. I think that- I actually feel a bit conflicted about the version of Satan in that he, he’s a paradox in a lot of ways, but yet, I think that harks on to, you know, being a complex being, and actually, it’s part of being very human, like he was cast from Heaven, and, you know, embraced, engaging in Earth, and in a way, became what we now know to be human, which is very vulnerable and is across the large spectrum of not only emotion, but good and evil. So, that kind of goes with what a lot of modern Satanists believe is that we accept and kind of embrace all those versions and sides of us, and then also take responsibility for it, so that’s what I kind of saw in this epic.
Simone 1:39:06
Daniel, how about you?
Daniel 1:39:07
Well, you know, I’m actually going to close, not with my statement, because anybody who’s listened to the show for any length of time knows that I really, really love this poem, and so I think I’ve gone on the record quite enough about that already. Instead, I’ve got a question for people, and my question is- you know, again, I love this poem, and I want more people to read it, especially more Satanists. And in fact, I want them to read it in the, sort of, unhindered way. I actually really don’t like those additions that have the, the quote-unquote translation because I feel like that encourages- go ahead.
Simone 1:39:44
I was just gonna say, it actually was kind of distracting. I would force myself just to read Milton’s lines for, like, a page, and then go back and just, like, confirm with the translation.
Daniel 1:39:57
I, I don’t like those things because I feel like they encourage reading the work in a way that treats the language, the text, like an obstacle that you have to overcome, but it’s not. The text is the whole reason you should be reading it. The text is the poem, quite literally, and it’s part of the appeal of it. I understand the idea, the frustration that some people feel, where they say, why can’t this just be more clear? Why can’t it get to the point? But, in [these] terms, like, the language that’s being used is the point, is the fact that the writer felt this is the only appropriate way to tell this story. When you read the beginning, the first lines of Paradise Lost, which actually are very unhelpfully opaque if you’re being dropped into them without any preparation or advanced warning, it is him asking, he says, like, ‘please give me the words that are suitable to tell this story the way that it deserves to be,’ so the text is, is, not only the story, but it’s a tool that is being used in the story in this very critical way. At the same time, I’ve talked about this on the show before, I don’t really know how to do that. I know that you can’t nag people into doing something like this, and also just telling them, they should- like, of course, everybody knows, they should probably read more classic literature, it’s probably not a lack of ambition on the part of most people that they’re not doing that. It’s probably that they’ve got fucking lives, and they’ve got all the things going on, and they’ve also got, like, some people, you know- some people actually can’t deal with texts, sometimes. They actually, you know, for, for neurological or learning reasons, really struggle with this in a way that the rest of us don’t have to worry about, and so, I find myself uncertain how to persuade people to approach a poem like this in the way that I really, genuinely think would be most rewarding for everybody. So I don’t know how to do that, and so that is my question for all of the listeners. What do you think? What do you think is the best way beyond just telling people they should do something? But what is the best way to, like, holistically motivate people- because of course, if only people are really reading it out of a sense of obligation, obviously, that’s not going to do anybody any good, you’re not going to enjoy it, and you’re probably not going to get everything out of it that somebody like me hopes that you would, so how do we make people want to do these things in a way that really, really persuade- that, that really solves these problems? I don’t know the answer to that; I wish I did. I will continue to labor to find that out.
Simone 1:42:21
Well, I’m going to compare it to Game of Thrones in that, you know, those are quite thick books, can be a little bit intimidating, but when the show came out, you know, I watched the first season of the show and was, you know, it’s- I used it as a, as a primer for actually- as soon as the first season of the show was over, I went and read, like, the next three books, and if you give folks, like, a taste or a simplified version, you kind of show them that world, I think they might be more inclined, or less scared, to tackle the source material. And it’s funny, back when I was working in LA as a talent agent’s assistant, there was a guy on our floor, who was a producer, whose name totally escapes me, but he had been trying to get Paradise Lost the movie made, for years. It actually-
Daniel 1:43:15
Oh, you knew that guy?
Simone 1:43:17
I think there’s been a couple, to be honest.
Daniel 1:43:19
Oh, okay.
Simone 1:43:20
It’s, you know, public domain, so, you know, lots of people can, can try and take a bite at the apple, if you will, but the producer who was just in the building with us, it was like this, he- it was like Sisyphus, pushing the boulder up the hill, like, he was not getting anywhere and it was kind of a, kind of a joke amongst the assistants.
Daniel 1:43:45
So, so he was, so it was in development Hell?
Simone 1:43:48
He very much was. *Daniel laughs* But I think about it, and I’m just, like, man, if he had like gone through and actually made it- first of all, there’s so many different ways you could portray this, you know? It’s such a long epic with all these different characters and, as we’ve already talked about, Satan is very complex, and so, you could paint him sympathetically. You could paint him, you know, as the evil liar. So actually, you know, I think Scott Derrickson, the director of Dr. Strange, had been working on a Paradise Lost because I saw some creature renderings of Lucifer versus Satan. But, yeah, the producer who, you know, happened to work on Wilshire Boulevard versus Scott Derrickson. I would have loved to have seen all of them and compared them, and then yes. I think for most people, that would be a good introduction to take, taking that further step of listening to it on audiotape or actually reading it. Bella, do you have any suggestions?
Bella 1:44:56
No, that’s a hard one because it is notoriously difficult to get people to read, especially something like an extremely long epic from the 1600s, *laughs* especially when there are things available, like the simple version of, ‘then he flew.’ I personally think it’s a tool, and it’s a good tool for me, it kind of wipes out, you know, some of the clogs that I get sometimes if I’m reading- if I’m reading a lot of this poem, like, my, my head starts to bunch up, and so, I like having that tool, that as a tool. But, of course, I recommend to read the actual poem because, you know, it would be kind of weird and stupid to read, ‘then he flew.’ *laughter* It’s so simple, it wouldn’t be anything- it wouldn’t even be worth reading, but I think it’s a good tool, but me being, me having and running the Satanic Book Room, you know, I’ve looked at a lot of other book clubs, and a lot of them fail. A lot of them don’t stick around for very long because it’s really difficult to keep motivating people to participate and pick up books. Like, the reality is, is that a lot of people would rather see the movie version, or, you know, or whatever, or watch something else on TV instead of picking up a book, especially a really long, old classic poem, so that’s the question that remains to be answered. I know that the Satanic Book Room continued, continues to persist because we occupy a niche, which is Satanic literature and, you know, when you’re thinking of a group of Satanists, a lot of them are devoted to continuing to learn about it and, you know, that’s also kind of a cornerstone of being a Satanist, is continuing to embrace knowledge and move forward. You know, we like to eat from the Tree of Knowledge, but getting people en mass to agree to read this poem in the raw, I think is- might be an uphill battle. *laughs* It’s hard to do; it’s hard to motivate people in that way.
Daniel 1:47:10
Well, you know, I realized-
Bella 1:47:11
But I still encourage it. Oh, sorry, go ahead.
Daniel 1:47:14
It’s okay. I will add one thing. I don’t want to shame people, by the way, who, like, read that addition with the quote, unquote, translation, but, even though I really hate that. If you read that? Great, wonderful. I think that i think that’s fantastic relative to say, not reading it at all. If you only made it a little way into the book, and maybe you feel bad about that, I think that’s still wonderful that you cared. I think, even if you’re somebody who just, like, wants to read it, and you have not gotten to do it yet, even that is really an accomplishment relative to the people who don’t give a shit, the people who couldn’t be bothered to care, so I definitely don’t want to, you know, shame or stigmatize anybody who tries to approach a work like this in any way that works for them. Even though again, I have my opinions about what way is best, so, but I think that’s really important.
Simone 1:48:00
And Tabitha, what about you?
Tabitha 1:48:02
I’ve got three words. Hip Hop. Broadway. Musical! *laughs*
Simone 1:48:12
Wow. Wow.
Tabitha 1:48:16
Paradise Lost by Lin Manuel Miranda. *cackles*
Simone 1:48:21
I mean, shit-
Bella 1:48:22
The never-ending joke. *laughter* That was it. *laughs*
Tabitha 1:48:26
*laughing* That was my joke! *Bella laughs* It’s a zinger!
Simone 1:48:30
To be honest, like, there are only two ways you could ever get me in a theater to see a musical- no offense to my friends who love musicals, I’m happy that you have this love, but it’s not shared by me- first- Oh! Trent Reznor was nominated for an Emmy, so he’s gonna get that ‘E’ for the EGOT, that just leaves a Tony, and I *will* go see that show, but Lin Manuel Miranda doing a Hamilton take on Paradise Lost? Yeah, yeah, I’m gonna have to be there. *laughter*
Daniel 1:48:59
You know what, Tabitha is joking, but honestly? Look at that example- look at like, like, to make people in the 21st century, in America, care so much about Alexander Hamilton, the nerdiest, most obscure fucking American history niche that you could possibly have fallen into, and now? Like, that’s the, that’s- but people’s love for that is now entirely sincere, so you know what? The line between erudition and popular appeal is thin and weird.
Bella 1:49:30
So that was Tabitha’s joke, but it actually turned out to be the best answer.
Simone 1:49:35
True.
Tabitha 1:49:35
Like, how do you motivate people to be involved in Paradise Lost and want to also read it? If-
Tabitha 1:49:41
This is why they put me on the show. *laughter*
Bella 1:49:45
It was brilliant.! *more laughter*
Simone 1:49:47
Okay. Well, Bella, thank you again so much for joining us today. If folks are interested in learning more about the Satanic Book Room, maybe even joining and picking up the next selection, where can they find you?
Bella 1:49:59
All right, well, we’re on Facebook under groups and it’s just the Satanic Book Room. Come on down. I run it, as well as the help of three wonderful admins. We’re constantly adding new material and discussing Satanic literature.
Simone 1:50:17
Okay.
Bella 1:50:17
We also have a lot of files of books that you can read from our- oh, what is it? From our archive or files area- our files area includes a lot of free press books of Satanic literature and background that you can read.
Simone 1:50:37
And of course, if you want to get in touch with us here at the podcast, our email address is blackmassappealpod@gmail.com. The website is blackmassappeal.com and you can find us as Black Mass Appeal on most social media platforms, including Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
Daniel 1:50:55
If you want to find out more about Satanic Bay Area, check us out at satanicbayarea.com. You can find us on Facebook and on Instagram as Satanic Bay Area or follow us on Twitter- the handle there is @SatanicSF. Under normal circumstances, you could also come down to satanic coffee hour at Wicked Grounds coffee shop in San Francisco on the third Thursday of every month, but of course, I don’t need to tell you that has been indefinitely postponed for painfully obvious reasons. Instead, pay attention to our Google Calendar and our social media to find out when we’re having our next online chat and, Tabitha, next time we do what are we going to be having?
Tabitha 1:51:30
Leftover Thai food!
Daniel 1:51:31
Ooh, oh! Fuck, I forgot about the leftover Thai food.
Tabitha 1:51:34
Yeah, we got leftover Thai food, including crab fried rice and I’m gonna munch it.
Daniel 1:51:39
Oh, we gotta Hail Satan and get on that then. All right, in that case, Hail Satan, everybody.
Tabitha 1:51:45
Yay!
Simone 1:51:45
Yeah.
Daniel 1:51:46
3, 2, 1-
Black Mass Appeal 1:51:48
Hail Satan! *Eddie Money’s Two Tickets to Paradise plays*
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After our good friend the goat, snakes are the animal most often associated with Satan, but just what does the world have against its serpentine stalwarts? We’re going to set the sinuous record straight with a warm look at the devil’s most cold-blooded collaborators.
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The Satan myth has long been a man’s game, but there’s at least one feminist folktale that refuses to lie down and let just one gender have the devil all to itself. So who is Lilith, and how did her name become synonymous with feminism, Satanism, and other things that go bump in the night for religious chauvinists past, present, and future?
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Simone 0:04
Welcome to Black Mass Appeal, a podcast that brings modern Satanism to the masses. Today on Black Mass Appeal: lock your doors and windows tight because we’re exploring the myth and marvel of Lilith, history’s most powerful and profound, feminine devil archetype. And in the news, US lawmakers are aborting bodily rights in the mother of all power plays. Joining me today, I’ve got Daniel.
Daniel 0:30
Hi, my name is Daniel. I’m an organizer for Satanic Bay Area and I’m a member of the Satanic Temple, and my name is not the ephemeral name, therefore, I have not flown away. If you don’t get that reference, listen to the rest of the show. We’re being educational today. You’ll understand by the end.
Simone 0:44
And also joining me I’ve got Tabitha.
Tabitha 0:47
Hey, this is Tabitha. I am an organizer with Satanic Bay Area and a member of the Satanic Temple, and my name could have been Lilith but I went with Tabitha instead. Cuz different different, which, but still good. There’s a lot of rules to go around. That’s true. Yeah.
Simone 1:04
And rejoining us, from our movies episode, we have Jane.
Jane 1:10
Hey, my name is KJ Thomas. You can call me Jane. You can talk to me directly on Agnostic calm in the satanic diagnosis group. Or you can also read my long form writings on vocal media also under the name KJ Thomas.
Simone 1:26
And Jane is of course, also a member of Satanic Bay Area. And then you’ve got me, Simone. I am also also a member of Satanic Bay Area and a member of the Satanic Temple.
Simone 1:38
And I have never been to Lilith Fair, because you might say it’s not my kind of music, but still: hail Lilith. Anyway, just our usual disclaimer that Black Mass Appeal is a product of Satanic Bay Area and is not associated with any other Satanic groups. This is a podcast for Satanists to discuss modern Satanism, its history, left-leaning political activism, and how Satanism relates to current events – definitely current events – and pop culture. We’re for people who want to learn more about modern Satanism, whether you’re a newbie, or you’re already involved in Satanic groups. And speaking of Satanic groups, Satanic Bay Area is gearing up for some stuff.
Daniel 2:19
Yeah, actually, we are reaching out to Satanic groups across the country, we’re quite lucky that we are here in California, where everybody’s bodily autonomy and abortion access is about as secure as it’s possibly going to get. But a lot of other Satanists and a lot of our listeners might not be so lucky. Some of you might, in fact, live in states where really scary things are happening. You sure you know what we’re talking about. And if not, we’re going to get to the news in a few minutes. So we are gearing up to do some outreach and some direct action out of state, a lot of involving our most recent Satanic “Chick tract” “Abort, Abort!”, and we are putting out a call if you are a Satanist, or you know any say this, we’re living in any part of the country where these political power plays are happening. Get in touch with us, put us in touch with some folks who are organizing in your area, we might have a few things to send your way.
Simone 3:12
Yeah, we’re looking to help support Satanists in affected areas, both materially through our Chick tracks. And also, hopefully, monetarily, we’re still working out the details. So get in touch with us, or, you know, we’re going to do some outreach ourselves, for the people that we already know those areas, and we will try and hammer something out. And of course, if your local Satanic group is already springing into action, let us know, we will, you know, be happy to promote your projects as well.
Tabitha 3:46
And don’t forget, we have our South Bay Satellite Coffee Hour, June 2 at 3pm. At SOFA Market in San Jose, it’s on our calendar. But we’ll also have a thing up on Facebook about it. So you can check it out, come and see us.
Simone 3:59
Yeah, and all of our public events are on our calendar, which you can go to. So you could go to either Black Mass Appeal or Satanic Bay Area.com. It’s the same calendar, and you can get a look at everything that we have coming up. So be sure to check that out. And of course, our website always has all these really cool resources like the reading lists and the ritual libraries that Daniel has put together. So if you’re not checking out the website, you’re missing out on a whole part of the experience.
Daniel 4:30
Though, I will say speaking of upcoming events, we finished a really busy six month period from just to be for Halloween to just after Walpurgisnacht, and now we’ve kind of entered a slightly quieter period which is actually a little bit nice. You don’t have anything immediately on the calendar on the horizon. But we do have some summer events coming up. We’ve got a salon and BBQ coming up. We’re planning a field trip ahead of us. We’re planning an end of summer black mass for a couple of months. None of the all those are in the early enough stages that we’re not quite ready to talk about them specifically yet.
Daniel 4:59
But keep an ear out for that, particularly if you’re a local and you’d like to join us.
Simone 5:03
Indeed. Okay, so speaking of joining us, you can do so virtually by sending in an iTunes review. Our iTunes reviews, you know, they really help us out, help people find us on iTunes and whatnot. I’ve started to hear people leaving reviews or leaving comments in our Discord or whatever saying, I was just typing Satanism into iTunes and I found you guys and I’m like, it’s, it’s it’s working. Let’s say it’s not a miracle because that doesn’t, that doesn’t exist. But, you know, you know what I’m saying?
Daniel 5:34
Satan be praised.
Tabitha 5:36
Yeah, the algorithm is smiled upon us.
Simone 5:38
So our first iTunes review comes from Toxic Tom who we know from Discord. Hey, Tom! He says, “Best well-rounded Satanic podcast. I started listening just last week, and I’ve already finished all the current episodes.” Holy shit.
Tabitha 5:52
Holy Mackerel.
Simone 5:53
How did you do that? That’s —
Daniel 5:54
Yeah, fuck how do people do that? I’ve heard that before.
Simone 5:56
Yeah. Do you have a time turner from Harry Potter? Anyway, if you do, let me know because I could use one. “The topics vary from Satanic fundamentals to pop culture. They also have been growing a fun community on Discord.”
Tabitha 6:08
Yay.
Simone 6:09
Which is true.
Tabitha 6:10
It’s super true.
Simone 6:11
One of our latest arrivals to our Discord server, like just said that we’re all super nice. Yeah. I’m just like so flattered. And I’m like, yeah, I’m really proud that our community that the people who like this show and want to talk to each other and join this Discord are cool.
Tabitha 6:28
Yeah, they’re really cool.
Simone 6:29
Like, we don’t have to police anybody if they’re being assholes. Everyone’s just been cool. So.
Daniel 6:37
I think we’re actually the least cool people on the Discord. So this is the floor. This is how…
Tabitha 6:42
I don’t know. I think I think I’m pretty cool.
Daniel 6:45
That’s fair. That’s fair.
Tabitha 6:46
I also spend the most amount of time there, so.
Daniel 6:49
Also, I want to say a “best well-rounded Satanic podcast” sounds like an extremely specific Grammy category that’s probably going to come up in 50 years.
Simone 7:00
When they have podcasts on, on the Grammys, definitely which they’re gonna have to do to stay relevant or something.
Tabitha 7:05
Yeah, that’s gonna be amazing. I look forward to that day.
Daniel 7:10
They’re gonna have to come around to podcasts and Satanism.
Jane 7:12
Yeah.
Simone 7:13
Yep.
Daniel 7:13
It’s got to be a one-two punch.
Tabitha 7:15
And we’re gonna win the very first Grammy, the very first podcast Grammy. You heard it here first, folks.
Simone 7:23
Our second review comes from Christian the Satanist who again, we know you from Discord.
Tabitha 7:28
Hey.
Simone 7:29
Who says “It good. Name Pronunciation Guide: Brad.” Which, something gives me a feeling that that’s not accurate. “I looked up a podcast to see what other Satanists were up to. This show was 40% news. 40% cool topics. 25% Simone mispronouncing things, 15% the word ‘cathartic,’ 10% trashing Anton, and 100% Tabitha being cute. I rate this show,” you know that that kind of carrot looking thing with the heart?
Tabitha 7:59
Less than three?
Simone 8:00
Yeah, but less than three. So thank you, Christian.
Tabitha 8:04
I’m cute, huh?
Tabitha 8:05
Uh oh, I’m gonna keep rubbing it in. Also, you know, Simone’s cute too, just gonna put that out there.
Daniel 8:10
Can I ask a question? Am I the one who’s saying cathartic a lot, because I didn’t realize that was a thing. I feel like that’s me.
Simone 8:15
I think we all say it, especially in regards to talking about ritual and why we do it. Because that is a large part of it.
Jane 8:23
Catharsis is very important.
Simone 8:25
Yeah.
Daniel 8:26
I bring this up because a fan on Twitter the other day pointed out I guess I have this habit of like inhaling sharply before I talk a lot. I had no idea this was the thing I was doing. But I guess it’s a trope now because you specifically pointed it out. So now I’m trying to pay att — it’s like, what other shit do I do that? I don’t know that I do. Do I have another arm? Where is it?
Tabitha 8:48
You’ll find it one of these days.
Simone 8:50
Well, the other helpful thing you can do to support Black Mass Appeal is to donate to our Patreon. The Patreon is what funds the actual show itself and some other stuff that is surrounding the show and coming up in association with the show. We have some new contributors to think we have Brianna. And then we got a whole mess of Mark of the Beast Club members. A herd of Mark Mark of the Beast Club members. What’s the plural of beasts?
Daniel 9:17
A damnation?
Simone 9:18
There you go. We have Non Serviam, Capra, John, Melissa, Mr. S. Sam Cove, York Satan, Kat who is a Mark of the Beast upgrade. Christine, Gunner Dakota and Tabitha.
Tabitha 9:34
But not me.
Simone 9:35
Yeah, so we’ve got multiple Daniels and now we have multiple Tabithas.
Tabitha 9:38
Where’s the Simones dammit?
Simone 9:40
We’re unique.
Daniel 9:42
That reminds me Simone. Is it kosher to talk about your your search for a pseudonym?
Simone 9:48
I don’t know if I’d use the word kosher, but.
Daniel 9:54
I’ll just say like, listeners probably realize that Tabitha and I are not using our full legal names here. And Simone, you’ve never worried too much about your name. But now you say you at least want like a surname.
Simone 10:05
Yeah.
Daniel 10:05
For when the media starts paying attention to us, that’s not Googlable back to you.
Simone 10:09
My, my only concern is that, you know, during our whole Christmas tree thing, I let my last name out. And so in some of the publications that we’re talking about our whole Christmas tree, Christmas ornament thing that happened this past December, it got reprinted in places like the the Blaze, which is Glenn Beck’s rag, and thankfully, you know, nothing came of it, nothing happened. But it was, you know, for someone who spends as much time online as I do, and you know, is as involved in media matters as I am, it was still a little bit of an eye opener. Also, though, I have, you know, a new gig that I’m not too particularly concerned about, but it would be nice to have like a little firewall of protection. So you know, again, just a layer of firewall protection, just a thin little layer, so that if you know, you Google my name, it’s not like the first fucking result.
Daniel 11:08
I bring this up, because I liked the one you were toying with the other day. I don’t know if you want to commit to that, but just yet.
Simone 11:14
Yeah, well, so I just thought it would be easy to go through older family names, because I actually got a cool couple family names. On my mom’s side. We have someone up in there who’s named Electra, which I thought was cool. Yes. My grandmother’s maiden name is Mead. Which, you know —
Jane 11:32
So good.
Simone 11:33
Well, and we know someone who makes mead so I was like, should I try and angle this and some free mead?
Tabitha 11:39
There you go.
Simone 11:39
No, we’re not going to do that. Unless you want to, just anyway, but also, somewhere in the family, there are folks who have the last name Lasher, which I kind of like because it’s kind of aggro and also reminds me of that Anne Rice book that I never actually got around to reading. Someone made a reindeer joke. That’s Dasher, guys. That’s different. Dashing through the snow. This is giving you 40 lashes for being a naughty boy.
Tabitha 12:08
That’s a different reindeer entirely.
Daniel 12:12
I think Lasher is one of Krampus’s reindeer or his Satanic goats or whatever pulls his sled.
Tabitha 12:18
Yeah.
Daniel 12:19
But I think Simone Lasher — that’s, that’s pretty good. That’s got a good ring to it.
Tabitha 12:22
Yeah. I’m into it.
Daniel 12:23
I mean, we’ve never really talked on the show — sometimes people have asked me about like picking a Satanic pseudonym. And it’s surprisingly hard if you never had to. And so I don’t know if we can parlay that into a whole show. But maybe, if anybody out there has like a cool story about how they picked their name, let us know.
Jane 12:39
I have to say that I am using my grandmother’s maiden name as well.
Tabitha 12:42
Nice.
Daniel 12:43
That’s a good one.
Simone 12:43
You know, it just occurred to me because we’ve talked about having an episode about the different names of Satan himself, maybe we could kind of have like a supplemental of Satanic names and Satan names.
Daniel 12:56
Like that kind of a sidebar in that episode.
Simone 12:58
Yeah, that’d be fun.
Tabitha 13:00
Yeah, cuz everyone wants to hear about how I do it, which is really stupid. So be excited to find out what stupid thing Tabitha does to come up with names.
Simone 13:09
No, but you know, the name that you choose to call yourself, you know, especially with adopted names, especially with you know, when you have the autonomy to choose the name that people will know you by, it really does speak to, you know, how you want to be perceived in this world. You have more control over it, then what the, you know, your parents or guardians gave to you. So it’s, I think, you know, more personal, more interesting and revealing. And I think it’s, you know, those stories are more interesting. Rather than, “yeah, my parents couldn’t come up with anything. So they just named me after my dad’s uncle.” That’s not…
Tabitha 13:52
Yeah, when it’s like, Oh, I got, I got named after cartoon character.
Daniel 13:58
Okay, sorry, I got us on a tangent here. I do want to say thank you very much to Toxic Tom and you Christian the Satanist for getting us up on iTunes. Thank you to all of our Patreon backers. And if you are a Patreon backer, you don’t just get our thanks. You also get a few extra bonuses. For example, this episode is coming out a couple of days after Tabitha and I did a stream of the game Doom II with the Patreon backers and celebrating our recent interview with John Romero. We haven’t done that yet. So I guess we’ll just speculate about how it went. Tabitha, how do you think we’re gonna do on Sunday?
Tabitha 14:30
I think my computer is not going to crash. And the stream is going to go super, I mean, HAS gone super, super well. And everybody had a really good time. And we were really, really good at Doom. And the computer didn’t crash. Again.
Simone 14:47
For so many of our events that we talk on the show, we have to use like this weird future past tense, right? Because it’s something that will have happened.
Daniel 14:57
Anyway, well, I am predicting that not only will the stream go really well, but it’s going to turn into a Jumanji like scenario where the game spills out, but we’re fine because the kids in Jumanji are fine.
Tabitha 15:08
Okay, I don’t want to turn into a monkey.
Daniel 15:11
Or what was that John Favreau sequel do Jumanji that nobody saw on the spaceship?
Tabitha 15:16
Okay, I always — this is the — I have a very small tangent. I thought that that movie was called Bridge to Terabithia. So I read the book Bridge to Terabithia.
Simone 15:26
Oh no.
Tabitha 15:27
Thinking it was going to be a space romp, and I cried a lot, so, don’t do that. It’s because whatever it’s called, it sounds like not exactly like Bridge to Terabithia.
Simone 15:36
Are you thinking of that… Zathura? The…
Daniel 15:39
That’s it.
Tabitha 15:40
Yes, yeah.
Simone 15:40
‘Cause because there was an actual Jumanji sequel with the Rock and Jack Black and Kevin Hart and Karen Gilliam.
Tabitha 15:49
Oh, but wasn’t that a remake?
Simone 15:51
I think it was like an offshoot. I didn’t see it.
Tabitha 15:53
I didn’t see it.
Simone 15:53
It’s like a different concept because the kids like embody the the bodies of these adult actors. So —
Jane 16:00
I was thinking, if this Doom game does come to life, what kinds of things do I need to be prepared to be fighting against? Because I don’t know anything about this Doom video game.
Daniel 16:08
I didn’t know we were playing, so.
Jane 16:10
No, I don’t know what you guys are talking about.
Tabitha 16:12
Oh, well, while you’re gonna need a chainsaw and a gun called the BFG.
Jane 16:17
Alright.
Tabitha 16:18
I totally forgot about that movie, the Jumanji movie that just came out. I was really thinking of Zathura, which is basically the same movie except in space, which for some reason is what I thought you meant when you said sequel.
Daniel 16:31
Isn’t it? That was exactly what I was talking about.
Tabitha 16:33
Oh, wait, good, well, great. That’s what I was talking about. I thought it was the Bridge to Terabithia. And then I read the book that I was not wholly prepared for.
Simone 16:41
Bridge to Terabithia. I mean, no spoilers here for books most folks in America read in the eighth grade. Most folks were SUBJECTED to in America in the eighth grade. Because it wrecked me. And I don’t recommend it.
Jane 16:56
There is also a Bridge to Terabithia movie, also terribly painful.
Tabitha 17:02
I wonder if maybe they came out at the same time, the movies came out at the same time, which is why I got my wires crossed about it. Not prepared.
Tabitha 17:10
Anyway, let’s —
Simone 17:11
Anyway, so we’re gonna have our we will have had our Doom stream, which takes place of our Hellraiser movie night. This one’s going to be a little bit more interactive.
Daniel 17:24
We’ve also get if you have not joined our Discord yet. First of all, you should, it’s good times. Second of all, we will be doing an extra stream coming up. Specifically, not just for Patreon backers. But for everybody on the Discord just to help you get a little bit of motivation to get in there if you haven’t. I don’t think we’re ready to be quite specific about that. But what else out within the next couple of days. Also, if you’re a Patreon backer, you get to decide what the show is about. We’re having this episode right now, because our Patreon backers voted for it. On our last backer poll, the last episode was far and away the most popular out of the options. And also that Names of the Devil episode Simone mention is coming up next, specifically, because that was also very popular on the poll. And in fact, we’ve got a few more episodes planned based on those results as well.
Tabitha 18:08
Yeah.
Simone 18:09
Yeah.
Daniel 18:11
And also, we have one very specific one time only Patreon goal that is on the horizon. Simone?
Simone 18:19
It’s, you know, it’s a celebratory thing for when we cross over that $666 threshold. It was a joke that I think came out of the The Omen episode that we did, but I said I would get a 666 tattoo on my scalp. And I’m facing this as a reality. I actually don’t — I’m actually kind of excited. Like, I already have a ton of tattoos. So I clearly like getting them. I warned my hairstylist that this will be happening, so don’t be surprised when I have a small shaved patch the next time you hear me and so the next step after that is a actually talking to my tattoo artist. So like Daniel said, it’s a one time only thing to celebrate, you know, our Mark of the Beast Club members and other Patreon backers pushing us over the number of the beast. Okay, now we will… Okay, we’re, we’re…
Tabitha 19:15
… Pox is literally pushing a box.
Simone 19:21
We’re taping at my house this time which, you know — no, no, Jesse this week. So we have a little bit of a difference in sound quality. But we also have a kitten running around being —
Tabitha 19:35
Totally bonkers.
Simone 19:36
Yeah.
Jane 19:36
And adorable.
Simone 19:38
And adorable. But I do, we do actually have to stop the show like every five minutes to take something away from her. So now I guess it’s a box. Pox has a box.
Daniel 19:47
Simone still breaking in the new familiar.
Tabitha 19:48
Including a box that I literally hid behind Jane because she was starting to bite it and then she dragged it out and dragged it across the wall.
Daniel 19:58
Weren’t there crackers in that box?
Tabitha 20:00
They’re still crackers on the box. Yes.
Simone 20:02
How are there crackers in the box?
Tabitha 20:03
Yeah, it’s a cracker box.
Simone 20:05
Okay, we’re gonna take a break. I’m going to take things away from Pox and we’re going to come back with the news.
NEWS
Tabitha 20:24
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee doo!
Simone 20:28
Those doots mean it’s time for the news. And this time we’re reading from Wired, by Adam Rogers. The title is “Heartbeat bill gets the science of fetal heartbeats all wrong.”
Simone 20:43
“Last week, Georgia governor Brian Kemp, the narrow winner over Stacey Abrams, in a contentious sketchy election last year, signed into law a ban on abortions after more than six weeks of pregnancy. That made Georgia the sixth state to institute such a ban and the fourth this year, Ohio’s elected officials put theirs in place in April, with seven more states kicking around the idea.” And just side note, as the time of this recording, Alabama went through with theirs as well.
Simone 21:12
“The political aim of so-called heartbeat bills is pretty clear. Some Americans would like to ban abortion altogether. But the Supreme Court says it’s unconstitutional. So they advocate for increasingly draconian laws that walk up to that line. Less straightforward, though, is the science. What the bill is called a heartbeat, it’s not that. These bills generally say that a quote unquote fetal heartbeat helps predict whether a pregnancy will result in a living baby. The model legislation many states use refers to that fetal cardiac activity as a marker of quote, an unborn human individual, unquote, defining a moment where a liveliness starts. And yes, it’s true that detection of cardiac rhythm is a marker for the health of a pregnancy and a good sign that it’ll continue. That is, if everything works out, it’ll result in the birth of a living baby. From there, the issue is what that heartbeat actually is. Quote, at six weeks, the embryo is forming what will eventually develop into a mature system. There’s an immature neurological system, and there’s a very immature cardiovascular system, says Jennifer Kearns, an OB GYN at UC San Francisco and a director of research in obstetrics and gynecology at Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital.” Also, side note, still weird for me to read that…
Tabitha 22:28
Always will be weird.
Simone 22:29
“The rhythm specified in the six week abortion ban she says quote, is a group of cells with electrical activity. That’s what the heartbeat is at that state of gestation. We are in no way talking about any kind of cardiovascular system. science doesn’t seem to be a strong point of many states anti abortion bills. You might have read about an additional bill Ohio is considering that would ban most birth control and require the surgical reimplantation of ectopic pregnancies, a dangerous to the mother condition in which an embryo implants somewhere other than the uterus. That’s not something scientists know how to do. Quote, no, just never I mean, never, never ever current says ectopic pregnancies are medical emergencies. And indeed, courts have largely judged six weeks to be an unreasonably early time for pregnant people to realize that they’re pregnant and get an abortion. None of the state laws banning abortion at six weeks are in effect. Some are too new, some are overturned by courts and some are under legal challenge. This kind of slippery language and shoddy science has consequences. Even if it wasn’t an attempt to put a veneer of scientific finality over a difficult ethical question, it still open up the possibility of serious health risks to pregnant women. Some of the legislation under consideration doesn’t acknowledge the possibility of a miscarriage after detection of fetal cardiac activity, meaning women who do miscarry could be subject to prosecution, which could deter them from seeking necessary prenatal merit medical care, quote, We absolutely know that when you ban abortion, maternal mortality increases current says, But in addition, it marginalizes poor women and women of color, who are often the ones who can’t then access abortion across state lines, who can’t take days off of work, organize childcare, and have the finances. It just exacerbates was already in an equitable system. But the confirmation of Trump’s nominee Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court tipped the balance of that court toward the right, abortion opponents see the possibility that that new lineup would overturn Roe v. Wade, the landmark decision that legalized abortion in the United States if the right case came before it. Aggressive bans like heartbeat bills or any of the other 300 anti abortion laws passed in the first quarter of 2019 could be it. Fetal cardiac activity is usefulness as a diagnostic marker might turn out to be less important than the powerful noise it can make in Washington.”
Tabitha 24:57
Well, I’m depressed.
Simone 25:01
Our news section does tend to be a little bit of a bummer. But you know, like last time, we can at least make fun of the people who didn’t like the mural in Florida. This is not like that.
Daniel 25:14
I’m gonna try to get some happy Satan news next time. Just going to put that out there. I’ll do my best.
Simone 25:20
Satanic puppies and kittens. Maybe.
Tabitha 25:23
Yes, please.
Simone 25:24
But, you know, we have talked about reproductive rights on this show, in various contexts, the, you know, the most. The one that we did the most in was actually our interview with Lucian Greaves, which I believe was Episode 13?
Daniel 25:40
Mm-hmm.
Simone 25:41
I got a number, right, hey! And this just goes against so many Satanic beliefs, especially for those in the Satanic Temple. The Satanic Temple, specifically, the third tenet, of course, is about one’s bodily autonomy. And we also have a tenet about, you know, believing in the best scientific knowledge, you know, going off the best scientific information that we have on hand at the time. These abortion bills are stomping all over both of those. But of course, if you’re not a follower of TST, and you’re just a believer in personal autonomy, and you know, the the right to do with your body as you will and just believe in general human rights and the rights of, you know, all people. Yeah, this is bad on all fronts.
Tabitha 26:33
Yeah, this is pretty much the worst. I — in fact, just the idea of this kind of just hating people that can get pregnant so fucking much, is baffling.
Simone 26:47
And some of the politicians, I believe, some of the folks in Ohio, the the same folks who think that you can just magically re-implant an ectopic pregnancy, which — that is science fiction, fellas. Also, you know, someone asked about what happens if someone’s us doing in vitro fertilization, and there are fertilized eggs in you know, a petri dish, do those then also take on the same rights as the ones, as the rights that these people are trying to give to fetuses? And the politician in this conversation was basically like, “Oh, no, well, they’re not you know, they’re not inside of a woman, a woman isn’t pregnant. So it’s not the same thing.”
Simone 27:28
Which so it’s, you know, they’re saying the quiet part out loud, that it’s all about pregnant women and has fucking nothing to do with the actual quote unquote, babies or the things that will become babies.
Tabitha 27:42
Right. It’s just, it’s just powerplay. That’s all it is.
Jane 27:45
Don’t forget to vote, people.
Tabitha 27:46
Yeah, no shit.
Jane 27:47
And get involved in your local elections. This is a really good lesson about making sure that you’re involved.
Daniel 27:54
A couple notes that I want to make more on this topic. One being this is about this was sort of written in response to the Georgia bill. The Alabama abortion ban is far more aggressive. That’s a straight ban on all abortions across the board, far more aggressive than anything they’ve ever tried before. And that’s the one that has provoked the most profound emotional response for most people, justifiably so. I wanted to bring this up, this fetal heartbeat bill, which is a six week ban, which is bad enough specifically to point out that they call it a heartbeat bill, but the fetus does not have a heart at six weeks. So that right there should clue you in about the game that people are playing here. I also want to bring up the fact that we should point out that it’s not just women who can get pregnant, trans men often need access to the same kinds of reproductive health care.
Simone 28:37
Non-binary folk.
Daniel 28:38
Yeah, so non-binary folk, however, for the most part, women tend to dominate this conversation, because I don’t think the people writing six week abortion bans are even aware of the trans men and non binary people exist. Certainly they never seem to acknowledge it.
Tabitha 28:50
Well, I think if they do, they probably just want to send them to the moon instead, you know, or some other awful, awful thing that I don’t want to think about.
Daniel 28:57
Yeah, I think the John Beckers of the world are fucking over trans men by accident, but if they were aware of it, I don’t think they would care. I also want to bring up this point that John Becker is the Ohio politician who we mentioned there who wrote the mysterious ectopic pregnancy clause in his ridiculous bill, and who also wants to make it very difficult to get contraception even though contraception is the easiest way to prevent abortion. But that’s the point, is it’s not really about abortion. It’s not about fetuses. It’s not about babies, it’s about asserting as much control over people’s bodies as possible. There’s — we talk about the fallacy of the slippery slope, the idea that people will make these weak arguments saying, “Oh, if you do this the next thing you know this is going to be happening.” You know, if we let gay people get married, next people will be marrying toasters, or whatever the fuck stupid shit Glenn Beck said.
Daniel 29:45
Um, the problem is, that’s a dumb argument. That’s a fallacy. However, it’s only a slippery slope argument if A does not actually lead to B. Here we see that partial abortion bans DO lead to stricter abortion bans, and strict abortion bans do lead to attacks on contraception and to basic reproductive care and to any degree of control that people want to assert over their own basic health and bodies and reproductive cycles. And so that’s what it’s all about. There’s a bill in Texas that would make it possible to prosecute women criminally for murder, up to and including the death penalty, if they get an abortion. Now that bill is not going to pass in the current Texas Legislature. But the fact is, people are introducing it because they’re thinking about 10 years down the line, 20 years down the line, if they win these fights, that’s where they’re going to next. They’re not shy about this. They’re telegraphing it, they’re telling us right out loud exactly what they want to do. So.
Simone 30:42
So this is less of a slippery slope argument to me than it is the “raptors testing the fences,” because, you know, in Jurassic Park, they talk about the raptors, they’re testing the fences, they throw themselves against the electric fence to try and, you know, find the weak spots or find where they can finally break through. And to put it in this context, it’s them trying to find how they can get Roe v. Wade, again, in front of the Supreme Court. Again, you know, which one, which one of these cases is going to finally break through and get in front of Supreme Court, the Supreme Court that has now been designed to overturn.
Tabitha 31:22
I have slightly, I have a little bit of good news, Washington State just approved a bill that says that if you offer maternity leave on your insurance, then you also have to offer abortions, insured abortions. Which I think is great.
Daniel 31:41
That is good news.
Tabitha 31:42
So yeah, I everything’s awful and and super shit ball crazy. I mean, not good right now, but tiny bit of solace. Yeah, thank you, Washington.
Simone 31:53
Seattle’s cool. We’ve been there.
Tabitha 31:54
Yeah, it’s nice.
Simone 31:55
We got some cool Satanists up in Seattle as well.
Daniel 31:58
I will also say like, you know, don’t let this this blitzkrieg that they’re doing fool you. Everything is not shitty. In most states, abortion access, although it has been chipped away the last couple of decades, is much more robust than these states that we’re talking about here. And even in the state, like for example, this this, you know, six week abortion ban, total abortion ban is not in effect yet. And it is going into the courts and odds are the courts are going to back it down. Abortion is still 100% legal in all 50 states. It’s a constitutional right as enshrined by over 45 years of firmly established constitutional law. Don’t let them fool you into thinking that they’ve got you in the shackles already. They don’t. Nevertheless, we do still need to be as vigilant as ever because — I was going to compare it to an escalator. But I think Simone’s raptors attacking the fences: first of all, cooler. Second, yes a much better analogy.
Simone 32:49
And also, you know, I don’t, you know, even though the majority of states do still have these rights enshrined and protected. We can’t just abandon the states where it is being attacked.
Tabitha 33:01
Oh, absolutely not.
Simone 33:02
You know, some people say, “Oh, well, why don’t you just leave the state and go get an abortion there and go home?” First of all, a lot of people can’t do that. Second of all, some places like Georgia, they still you know, they have a clause in their law that says if you are found out to have gone to another state to get an abortion, you will be charged with what was it, accessory to murder?
Daniel 33:27
Conspiracy.
Simone 33:28
Conspiracy. So —
Tabitha 33:30
Which means that they’re saying that people who can get pregnant are a property of the state.
Simone 33:36
Yeah. And of course, should this go to any sort of federal level, then we’re all fucked. So we have to protect the states that this is happening in.
Jane 33:48
And just don’t forget that there is also a strong resistance going on. If you’re feeling hopeless, or worried about abortion rights, get involved at the local level, or get involved at the national level, there will be something you can do to help and then we’ll defeat this whole thing and you’ll feel a lot better.
Simone 34:06
One last quick note that was brought up by our friend the Tooth Fairy. She just wanted to remind everybody that if you’re going to donate monetary funds to a national organization, it is very important to earmark your donations, so that they are specifically attributed to the places you want them to go. Or just go ahead and do some research and donate on a more local level so that you can be more sure that it will reach the people you want it to reach.
Tabitha 34:39
Well, that was a fucking bummer.
Simone 34:40
And on that note, let’s go ahead, take a break and we’ll come back with our discussion of Lilith: one of the representations of the Satanic feminine as you might put it.
MAIN TOPIC
Simone 35:56
Unfortunately, the Satan myth has long been a man’s game. But there’s at least one feminist folktale that refuses to lie down and let just one gender have the devil all to itself. So who is Lilith? And how did her name become synonymous with feminism, Satanism, and other things that go bump in the night for religious chauvinists, past, present, and future?
Simone 36:19
So yeah, this is our discussion about the, the figure of Lilith, some of the different incarnations. Lilith seems to be pretty present in Satanic culture, if not discussion. We know a lot of people who have chosen the name Lilith as their adopted Satanic name. And also just, you know, want to go ahead and make the disclaimer that the language used around her uses the pronouns, you know, of she and her, she’s portrayed as feminine. But again, this is kind of like an energy that can be relatable to people across spectrums of identity. So, you know, we’re going to use those — that, that kind of language, but understanding that, you know, it encompasses more than just that. So before embarking on our Lilith journey…
Daniel 37:17
Lilith Fair?
Tabitha 37:19
Oh, come on.
Simone 37:23
I knew there was gonna be Lilith Fair jokes. I mean, the title of this show is Lilith Fare, F-A-R-E. But you got me with that one. Anyway, before we actually started looking into it, from like an academic and research perspective, what was everyone’s perception or conception of the figure of Lilith? Daniel, let’s start with you.
Daniel 37:46
Let’s see. I don’t quite remember if this actually was the first time I heard the story. But the earliest exposure to the myth that I think I have is from the 90s comic, the Sandman, where there is an issue in which Eve relates the story of Adams three wives, one of whom is Lilith. I swear, I must have heard it somewhere before then, because it seemed familiar at the time, but I couldn’t place my finger on a specific source. And I would guess that a fair number of people probably also first ran into the mythology that exact same way. By the way, if you’ve never read that comic, I’m probably the first person to bring it up. But go check it out.
Simone 38:24
Sandman, like, was transformative for me.
Tabitha 38:27
Same.
Simone 38:28
In high school. I’ve been Death a couple of times for Halloween.
Tabitha 38:32
I mean, it’s an easy costume.
Simone 38:33
I know, right?
Tabitha 38:35
Just gotta be able to do your makeup all right. I actually have the same — actually. No, I’m trying to think. I think the first time I ever heard of Lilith was like, in conjunction with like the Lilith Fair. And I feel like the first time I heard of that was because of Hedwig, because there’s that part where there at like the little mini stage at the Lilith Fair. And I feel — and I think I saw Hedwig before I read the Sandman. So I think that’s my very first exposure. Although not to — that isn’t to say that I knew anything about what Lilith meant. But is the first time I heard the name and that it was seen as a very feminine sort of figure. But yeah, my first, the first time I ever heard the story was also Sandman.
Simone 39:20
Jane, what about you?
Jane 39:21
So um, in the late 90s, I was a person who was deeply practicing a lot of pagan magic. And I knew about this book, The Book of Lilith by Barbara Black, which I chose from the bookstore just because I recognized Lilith from Lilith Fair.
Tabitha 39:40
Oh, that’s funny.
Jane 39:41
That’s really the only thing I knew about it.
Simone 39:43
And so we really have Sarah McLaughlin to thank for a lot of…
Jane 39:45
Yeah, pretty much. So I get this book, Barbara Black, it’s very long. It’s a great mythological research and exploration and I read it a bunch of times and I really loved it and it’s been really influential on me ever since.
Simone 40:02
I, I don’t have anything concrete to point to about my first exposure to the story of Lilith. I was, I was the president of Celtic Club in high school. And I, we, we liked to pass our time making jokes about Beltane and, you know, whispering dirty mythologies to each other. And I think that’s probably where I heard some of it because, you know, there’s the, the story that Lilith rebelled or left Adam, left Eden, because she refused to be on on the bottom during sex.
Tabitha 40:42
Yeah, subservient.
Simone 40:42
Yeah, that she insisted on being on top. And of course, when you’re in high school that is quite scandalous and intriguing —
Tabitha 40:50
And hilarious.
Simone 40:50
And hilarious. So yeah, just the the giggly stories about this mythology, also, because, you know, when you’re first discovering sex, you kind of feel like you’re the first person to do so. And so it sort of blows your mind a little bit to think that people in olden days had sex and —
Tabitha 41:12
And they — yeah, they weren’t just doing like missionary, like boring-ass missionary.
Daniel 41:16
Yeah. Like, yeah, not only were they having sex, they were arguing about positions.
Simone 41:19
Yeah. Blows your 15-year-old mind.
Jane 41:23
I have to say that 15-year-old me, part of what happened was I read the book. I was really obsessed with it. And then I would try to tell other people around me and I constantly was running into these old people who thought I was making the whole thing up and really not believe that that story ever existed at all.
Simone 41:39
Oh, no.
Tabitha 41:41
Like, “Okay, Jane, whatever you say.”
Jane 41:43
Also before Google; couldn’t just tell them to go look it up.
Tabitha 41:46
Right?
Daniel 41:47
Oh, you know, that reminds me. Actually, as soon as Jane said the phrase “Book of Lilith” — I did remember where I’d heard of Lilith before the Sandman. If anybody out there played Vampire the Masquerade in the 90s, you’ll remember that Lilith is a really obscure, opaque figure in the mythology of that game. And her role is like never really that clear. There’s the implication that she was really instrumental in the vampire Genesis story, and kind of got shafted and put out to pasture and left out of that history. And so they’re just kind of references to her around, but it was concrete enough that I heard that story about her getting booted out of Eden for being a little too in touch with her needs.
Tabitha 42:25
Being too cool for the room.
Daniel 42:27
That’s a good way to put it. Yes.
Simone 42:30
I also have like a super-cool reference. You know, I am in the midst of a Frasier rewatch. That show is fucking hilarious. I don’t care.
Jane 42:43
Completely forgot about this.
Simone 42:45
That his wife is named Lilith. And she’s portrayed as a very severe, like, you know, a very feminist but very severe. You could like you know, from in sitcom parlance, she’s a ballbuster. But her name is Lilith. Fraiser’s ex-wife is named Lilith.
Tabitha 43:04
So funny. I forgot about that.
Simone 43:06
Yeah. Bebe Neuwirth, who is fantastic. But yeah, so so we hear the name a lot in culture, mostly associated with like, generally like a strong, you know, untameable woman or feminine figure. Yep. Even down to Cheers spin off sitcoms.
Daniel 43:28
So we want to get started with the, with the serious shit here? Okay. And I want to say my number one most valuable resource for putting the show together is an essay called “Lilith, Lady Flying in Darkness,” which was written by Rabbi Jill Hammer, which, by the way, an excellent name for both a rabbi and a punk band. So it’s very versatile. This is a spectacular essay because it is accessible and well informed and relatable and eloquent. And most importantly, she cites her primary sources in the text. Nobody on the internet does that. I was blown away. I almost sent her a thank you email just for that. I might do it.
Daniel 44:06
Here is some of what Rabbi Hammer has to say about this quote, “Lilith is the most notorious demon in Jewish tradition. In some sources she is conceived of as the original woman created even before Eve, and she is often presented as a thief of newborn infants. Lilith means the night and she embodies the emotional and spiritual aspects of darkness, terror, sensuality and unbridled freedom. More recently, she has come to represent the freedom of feminist women who no longer want to be quote, good girls.” So that’s a good primer, I feel, and then we get into kind of…
Tabitha 44:39
I’m kind of in the “fuck yeah” school of things here.
Daniel 44:43
We can even wrap up the show right there almost that kind of says it all. But I do find it interesting that, as we talked about when we did our Satan in the Bible, Episode 33. Jewish mythology and theology doesn’t have a very well defined concept of the devil, they don’t really have a Satan as we think of him, but they do have a lot of demonology and angelology; a lot of it is really weird, deep granular shit. And doing the show was actually the first time I dug into a lot of that and I am —
Simone 45:13
That sounds fun as shit.
Daniel 45:14
Yeah, I’m surprised and confused. Also, I don’t know what to make out of a lot of it. But I am a little gratified to hear that Lilith apparently has a very prominent place in that practice, according to the rabbi here.
Simone 45:26
So I mean, that is a mwuah! Fantastic overall description. But let’s get into a few more specific examples. And so we have here a citation of well, Sumerian myth. Jane, do you want to read this one?
Jane 45:44
“The story of Lilith originated in the ancient Near East, where a wilderness spirit known as the “dark maid” appears in the Sumerian myth ‘The Descent of Inanna’ (circa 3,000 BCE). Another reference appears in a tablet from the seventh century BCE found at Arslan Tash, Syria which contains the inscription: “O flyer in a dark chamber, go away at once, O Lili!” Lilith later made her way into Israelite tradition, possibly even into the Bible. Isaiah 34:14, describing an inhospitable wilderness, tells us: “There goat-demons shall greet each other, and there the lilit shall find rest.” Some believe this word “lilit” is a reference to a night owl, and others say it is indeed a reference to the demon Lilith.”
Simone 46:33
I just like that because you know, first of all, you know how we feel about goats. So goat demons, rad.
Tabitha 46:39
Super rad.
Simone 46:40
Owls, also rad, and if they’re a Lilith-type demon or feminine demon in the form of an owl, super rad.
Tabitha 46:49
Super duper rad.
Jane 46:49
I also have to say that “goat demons shall greet each other and there the lilit shall find rest” needs to be the message on our next really good party invitation.
Simone 47:00
RSVP!
Tabitha 47:02
Yes. When I listen to the stuff that we’re going to cover? Well, when I read it — I tend to make an audio file of like somebody, you know, like I dumped the text into one of those websites that will just change it into someone speaking, because I like digest it better when I can hear it and also read along — at this point where it said Isaiah 34:14, the website that I use said “Isaiah 34 hours, 14 minutes.” And I was like, whuuu?
Simone 47:14
Sounds like an episode of 24.
Tabitha 47:28
Exactly.
Daniel 47:32
So I want to bring up that Isaiah passage there. When I read the fucking Bible, it didn’t say anything about goat demons and lilets, I felt kind of cheated. But this is an interesting point, you’ll hear people wrangle about translations of the Bible a lot. And at first, it just seems like horseshit. I mean, who cares? It all should say basically the same thing, right? Until you actually sit down and compare different passages and realize, no, this shit is all over the board.
Daniel 47:56
For example, if you open up your King James Bible, Isaiah 34:14 says, quote, “The wild beasts of the desert shall meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow, the screech owl also shall rest there and find herself a place of rest.” So pretty close, kind of close to what we just heard.
Tabitha 48:14
Right.
Daniel 48:14
But a radically different interpretation. And I also want to bring up if you go to the New International Version, which I guess is the most commonly cited one these days, that passage just says, quote, “Desert creatures will meet with hyenas and wild goats will bleat to each other. There, the night creatures will also lie down and find for themselves places of rest.” So now we’re really far away from that original Hebrew text. And Lilith has long since left the picture. And so I want to bring that up, because we’re going to be going through some primary sources here. And we’re going to be working on just the most readily available English translations, which I tried to vet as best I could. But you have to remember, there’s an awful lot of give and take in these things. And there’s an awful lot of interprolation, even from a good translation and a good translator. And there’s never really any such thing as a perfect one to one movement from one language to another anyway, so we’re going to do our best but I at least wanted to raise this point here about how again, scripture changes radically over the centuries also, apparently it gets more metal the further back you go. Who knew?
Simone 49:17
I’ve just said you know, it’s so funny how it’s just the, the simple word choices, you know, from from goat demon to beast to something specific like a hyena. I mean, word choice really makes such a huge difference, because in that last quote, I’m picturing something kind of Lion King with hyenas, and then the goats? Whereas the you know, the first one the, the Sumerian myth with the goat demons, I’m definitely picturing something a bit more metal. So.
Simone 49:47
The next source that we have is the Epic of Gilgamesh, which I think I read when I was taking a history class my freshman year of college. It’s a, you know, one of those pretty commonly known, quote unquote first myths, where you can trace a lot of the common events or characters that come in myths for from later cultures. You know, it’s it, it has a flood myth. So, you know, you can see where maybe some other books might have gotten that idea.
Simone 50:21
But in reference to Lilith, there’s this passage here that says, “A huluppa tree, which had been planted on the bank of the Euphrates and nourished by its waters, was uprooted by the south wind and carried away by the Euphrates. The goddess who is wandering along the banks seized the swaying tree, and brought it to Inanna’s garden and attended the tree carefully and lovingly. She hoped to have a throne and a bed made for herself from its wood. After 10 years, the tree had matured,” — I guess to a god 10 years is not a long time.
Tabitha 50:54
Nope.
Daniel 50:54
Yeah, by the way, for context, Inanna is a fertility goddess.
Tabitha 50:58
Okay.
Simone 50:59
“But in the meantime, she found to her dismay that her hopes could not be fulfilled. Because during that time, a dragon had built its nest at the foot of the tree. The zu-bird was raising its young in the crown, and the demon Lilith had built her house in the middle.” Those are some cool neighbors. Like I want to go to that block party.
Tabitha 51:18
Yeah, no shit.
Simone 51:19
With Lilith and a fuckin dragon, shit. I don’t know why Inanna was so bummed.
Daniel 51:25
Yeah, I’m picturing this is kind of like that scene in Snow White with a little woodland creature is accepting so a little woodland creatures, his dragons and fucking demons.
Tabitha 51:33
And she’s like, “Ah-ah-aaa!” they’re like “rah rah rah rahhhh!”
Daniel 51:37
Also I think Inanna needs to keep a closer eye on her garden if all this shit went down., and apparently she didn’t even notice.
Tabitha 51:42
Right.
Simone 51:42
Well I mean, like we said, you know, 10 years to a goddess is not a long time. She probably was just like, oh, I’ll have a nap. And then she wakes up and she’s got a demon living her future bed. Why don’t you take the next little bit here?
Tabitha 51:56
About Gilgamesh?
Simone 51:58
Mm-hmm.
Tabitha 51:58
“But Gilgamesh, who had heard of Inanna’s plight, came to her rescue. He took his heavy shield, killed the dragon with his gigantic bronze axe, which weighed seven talents and seven minas,” which is, I totally —
Simone 52:15
I guess is a unit of measure in Gilgamesh times?
Tabitha 52:18
How many talents is that?
Simone 52:21
One “America’s Got Talent.”
Tabitha 52:24
And two “Midas car repairs.”
Jane 52:31
How much tap dancing is it?
Daniel 52:33
I was trying to —
Tabitha 52:34
16 and a half tap dancing.
Daniel 52:37
I’m was trying to force a Tolkien joke out of that, but yours is better.
Tabitha 52:41
No Tolkien! We only talk about Darmok and Jalad in this house.
Daniel 52:45
I knew it, I knew you would — yes.
Tabitha 52:49
Anyway.
Jane 52:50
Simone doesn’t know what Darmok and Jalad is.
Tabitha 52:52
Star Trek.
Simone 52:54
Oh.
Tabitha 52:56
Anyway, back to Gilgamesh. “Then the zu-bird flew into the mountains with its young” — later, zu-bird. “And while Lilith petrified with fear, tore down her house and fled into the wilderness.”
Simone 53:10
She had time to like do a whole demolition before taking off, like, she didn’t just leave it?
Tabitha 53:15
I guess. Maybe it takes a long time, maybe seven talents and seven minas takes a long time.
Daniel 53:21
I mean, she’s a demon. Maybe she can just fuck up houses like there’s — that’s the interesting thing about this is, there’s no context on who Lilith is or why this is significant. Obviously, the audience is assumed to know this reference, but we don’t know. So who is Lilith in this context, other than the fact that she’s scary and has a house in the middle?
Jane 53:37
Lilith can handle Gilgamesh, that is the lesson.
Simone 53:40
No, she seemed kind of scared of him. But, but you’re right. Like, you know, while later we might have some references to who she is in context, or in comparison with the Adam character. Here, not a lot is like said about her. Like we know she’s a demon. She built her house inside of a tree. If we go back to the earlier citation from the Sumerian myth, she’s some sort of night beast. Maybe an owl. But that’s it. Like we don’t know what she’s about. We don’t know what she’s into. What kind of music does she like? We don’t know.
Daniel 54:13
See, it’s really interesting —
Tabitha 54:14
Sarah McLachlan.
Simone 54:19
More of like maybe a Jewel person? Ani DeFranco?
Daniel 54:24
I can’t even get mad because I started this.
Tabitha 54:26
Um, you did.
Daniel 54:28
I find this, looking at reading this particular myth without thinking about any of the other sources. I find it interesting because Lilith these days is very often associated with various witchcraft practices. Reading this story, I picture her as a kind of Baba Yaga figure, some kind of like, weird, freaky dwelling-in-a-hut creature out there in the wilderness.
Simone 54:47
Yeah, something maybe something more animalistic.
Jane 54:50
Yeah, the thing with her being living in the middle of a tree reinforces her association with owls.
Tabitha 54:56
Yeah, that makes you think of an owl as well.
Daniel 54:58
Oh, you’re right.
Tabitha 54:59
An owl demon. I’m a big fan of those by the way.
Simone 55:02
If anyone is into true crime I highly recommend the documentary The Staircase so we could talk about the owl theory later. Spoiler alert, his wife was NOT murdered by an owl.
Daniel 55:15
Jane, you want to take the next person’s — you want to talk the Babylonian stuff?
Jane 55:18
From the Jewish Virtual Library. “Babylonian demonology identifies similar male and female male and female spirits – Lilu and Lilitu respectively – which are etymologically unrelated to the Hebrew word laylah (“night”). These mazikim (“harmful spirits”) –“
Simone 55:37
Oh, wait speaking of Sandman.
Jane 55:40
“– Have various roles: one of them preys on males, while others imperil women in childbirth and their children. Winged female demons who strangle children are known from a Hebrew or Canaanite inscription found at in northern Syria and dating from about the seventh or eighth century B.C.E.” That is SO long ago.
Simone 56:04
So that sort of sounds like incubus and succubus, no?
Jane 56:09
Right? Definitely. Yeah. Well, one of the things I know from my anthropology studies is that a lot of nomadic cultures or very ancient cultures have really high infant mortality rates. And so it would have been really common. All of us, if we were living at that time, we would know women who have lost children or who died in childbirth, it would be a really common problem and something that people dealt with all the time and it’s not really something we can relate to in the same way, which is kind of why Lilith is very interesting for us. When we are fighting for reproductive rights. We can all remember that fighting for reproductive rights isn’t just the fight for abortion. It’s the fight for control over our bodies and empowerment for ourselves and our bodies.
Tabitha 56:52
Hmm.
Daniel 56:53
Yeah, one note here, as Simone pointed out there you may have noticed that word for harmful spirits “mazikim,” I know some of our listeners are fans of the show Lucifer. No, that’s not a coincidence. That’s totally where the name comes from. So now you know.
Simone 57:08
So looking at this a second quotation here, has to go with what, what Jane was saying. “In sources dating from earlier centuries, traditions concerning the female demon who endangers women in childbirth and who assumes many guises and names are distinct from the explicit tradition on Lilith recorded in the Talmud. A man sleeping in a house alone may be seized by Lilith [from the Babylonian Talmud: ‘It is forbidden for a man to sleep alone in a house, lest Lilith get hold of him.’]” Which is interesting.
Tabitha 57:41
I mean, if there’s consent there, then I don’t see the fucking problem.
Jane 57:46
Okay, like, from the from the book, The Book of Lilith. And it’s also pretty obvious this is these are references to like wet dreams and masturbation. That’s really what this is about. Yeah. Apparently, people living at this time were really, really scared about the horrible fate of if you had a sex dream. And then you dirtied up your sheets or whatever.
Tabitha 58:07
Well, you can’t waste it.
Simone 58:08
Yeah.
Simone 58:10
You know, there’s, there’s all these myths that spring up from people who, you know, the incubus, succubus, whatever. There’s people who say that they feel like the demon is sitting on their chest. And, you know, we know now that this really has to do with sleep paralysis, you know, when you, your body is in a sleep state, and is basically paralyzed, but you are conscious, you wake up, but you no longer have control over your body. And before, you know, we had MRI magic machines, people just assume that naturally it meant a demon was sitting on your chest. And if you combine that with “Oh, I had a little accident in my sheets…”
Tabitha 58:49
A late night emission.
Simone 58:51
Yeah, then it’s a demon who sitting on your chest and doing stuff with you.
Jane 58:56
Either a really good dream or a bad dream.
Daniel 59:00
I mean, the succubus tradition that was that was largely a medieval development, because on the one hand, people believed that having an elicit orgasm in your sleep was a sin. But on the other hand, it’s not really something that you can do anything about. So they had to find some scapegoats to shunt that onto this idea that why would these pious holy people be having these sinful nighttime excursions? Oh, well, it must be not just a demon, but specifically a feminine demon, specifically some sort of evil, sexualized woman figure who comes to you in the night against your consent, because, of course, right that’s, you know, what else?
Jane 59:34
So much drama, because apparently, this is such a horrible problem.
Tabitha 59:38
Right?
Simone 59:38
Alright. So from here, our research, which I mean, Daniel put together an amazing amount of research. So it looks like here is where we kind of jump into the idea of the myth of Lilith as Adam’s wife.
Daniel 59:51
Yeah, can I take this bit?
Simone 59:52
Yeah.
Daniel 59:53
So yeah, we have this this long standing tradition of night demons with vaguely similar names and somewhat similar MOs. And I gotta say, by the way, before we get here into all of this Hebrew mythology, while I was doing — the research for this episode was really fun. It was also pretty hard, especially when it came to getting translations of primary sources that will make any fucking sense to me at all. I was reminded of that episode of The Simpsons with Krusty the Klown’s dad, and he’s just is like, “Okay, this is the best I can do without learning ancient Hebrew. No, I’m not learning ancient Hebrew!” Anyway, sorry. So the story of Lilith as a wife, as the Edenic figure comes out of the Midrash, a term that I’d heard before but never actually had any clue what it is. Midrash is essentially a contemporary interpretation attached to Jewish scripture. And by contemporary I mean 300 or 500 CE because, in fact, here all that this is Faustine Sigal — awesome name by the way — the International Director of Jewish Education for the international Jewish non-profit Moishe House, explained, quote, “The purpose of Midrash is to resolve problems in the interpretation of difficult passages of the text of the Hebrew Bible, using specific Rabbinic principles, to align them with the religious and ethical values of religious teachers.” So —
Simone 1:01:08
So this is kind of like the Cliff’s Notes, or the the notes scribbled in the margins of the original texts?
Daniel 1:01:14
Kind of? It’s more like an appendix. It’s later people’s reading the scripture and trying to reconcile it by creating this commentary that explains things about its — or they feel explain things about its later rabbinic writers. And so here’s the conflict, that —
Tabitha 1:01:32
Wait. So it’s fan fiction.
Daniel 1:01:34
Kind of.
Simone 1:01:37
Full of ret cons.
Tabitha 1:01:38
Yeah.
Daniel 1:01:39
So here’s a good example. Genesis 1 here, I’m going from the KJV version, by the way, Genesis 1 says, “So God created man in his own image, in the image of god created he him; male and female he created them both.” Notice that here both the men and the women are created in the image of god.
Daniel 1:01:46
Genesis 2 says, “The lord god caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the lord god had taken from man, made he a woman.”
Daniel 1:02:06
So did God create men and women at the same time as Genesis 1 seems to have? Or did he create first one and then the other? I never really considered that a contradiction. I assumed that Genesis 2 was just giving us more details on what happened in the previous passage. But apparently, this really bothers some people, so much so that a prominent Rabbi around the fourth century decided to do some Midrash about it. He suggested he that God created Eve twice.
Daniel 1:02:30
Here’s the quote from the Midrash. “Initially, he created Eve when she was full of secretions and blood, and he [Adam] cast her away from him. He created Eve a second time.” Supposedly, this midrash stems from a question where a woman posed to the esteemed rabbi, why did God create Eve while Adam was asleep? She thought this was kind of illicit, it’s just as there was something wrong with the creation of women that had to be hidden from Adam. I assumed it was just so Adam didn’t freak out about losing a rib. But again, apparently I don’t think about these things the same way people did in the fourth century.
Simone 1:02:59
Yeah, I think removing a rib without anesthesia would be pretty rude.
Tabitha 1:03:05
I love the idea that, like Eve was created, and she was like, on her period, and Adams like, “Ew nasty, get her away.”
Daniel 1:03:15
You know, it’s funny, you mentioned that because one of the other translations of this that I found but didn’t use because it wasn’t quite as good. But it specifically mentioned that when Adam saw all of the components of Eve’s body, he realized how different she was from him. And that was what scared him off. Whereas this idea that she created —
Tabitha 1:03:29
“Ew, boobs!”
Daniel 1:03:32
A second creation story where she’s made out of a part of him and is therefore, therefore he relates to her more directly. I don’t think it’s very hard to read some certain conclusions into that story. So anyway, in this Midrash the first Eve is not called Lilith. She’s not called anything except occasionally called the first Eve. But it introduces this idea that there was another character —
Tabitha 1:03:52
“Secretion Eve.”
Daniel 1:03:53
Yes. And also known as just like, she —
Simone 1:03:55
That sounds like the worst holiday ever.
Daniel 1:03:59
Or the best one.
Jane 1:04:01
Or an okay one.
Daniel 1:04:07
But the key part of this myth, of this essentially Jewish folk myth about Genesis is that this first woman character doesn’t die. She’s not destroyed. She’s just sent away. She’s kind of cast out into the wilderness.
Simone 1:04:18
She goes to live on my grandpa’s farm with the dog.
Daniel 1:04:21
Yeah, basically, yeah. Which then opened up the possibility like somebody along the line must have wondered, well, whatever happened to that person? And they don’t get an answer here, but eventually we do get some speculations down the line. So weird story. Anybody ever heard this before by the way?
Simone 1:04:35
Uh, no. I was not familiar with the story.
Tabitha 1:04:38
No, I hadn’t heard this either.
Daniel 1:04:39
Yeah, I was fucking fascinated by this.
Jane 1:04:40
I think I read this one, but I don’t know if I remember it in very much detail.
Simone 1:04:44
Okay, now the next one is the one that I had heard something about. So this is the The Alphabet of Ben Sirah. So Ben Sirah is probably the first work to identify Adam’s first wife, you know, with the name Lilith. And expands on the story that is only suggested at in the Midrash. So it says, “After God created Adam, who was alone, He said, ‘It is not good for man to be alone.’ He then created a woman for Adam, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight.”
Simone 1:05:19
I guess that first Tinder date didn’t go that great. “She said, ‘I will not lie below.'” Maybe they should have met on Fetlife where they could have figured this out earlier?
Tabitha 1:05:29
Right.
Simone 1:05:30
“And he said, ‘I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.'”
Daniel 1:05:39
Whoa.
Simone 1:05:40
I know, rude.
Tabitha 1:05:42
Lilith’s not gonna fuck if you talk like that, bro.
Simone 1:05:46
Un-match! Un-match!
Daniel 1:05:46
Not if you were the last man on earth.
Jane 1:05:48
Or the first!
Simone 1:05:51
We all got there! Lilith responded, “We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.’ But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air.” Which is how I would like to get out of most bad dates.
Tabitha 1:06:07
Seriously.
Simone 1:06:07
Just fucking fly away.
Tabitha 1:06:08
Just “Peace!” Is that the ineffable way, or ineffable name? “Peace?”
Jane 1:06:12
“Peace.”
Simone 1:06:13
“Peace out motherfucker!”
Daniel 1:06:16
I was following along until the ineffable name and then they lost me. Like that was not where I expected that story to go.
Tabitha 1:06:21
Right? At least I like that it was her choice though to she didn’t get cast out or something. She was like you know what, “Fuck this,” and like took off. I like that.
Simone 1:06:31
So the the next piece of this is… Tabitha?
Tabitha 1:06:36
“Adam stood in prayer before his Creator: ‘Sovereign of the universe!’ he said, ‘the woman you gave me has run away.’ At once, the Holy One, blessed be He, sent three angels to bring her back. Said the Holy One to Adam, ‘If she agrees to come back, what is made is good. If not, she must permit one hundred of her children to die every day.'”
Daniel 1:07:03
Well, definitely escalated.
Tabitha 1:07:05
Yeah, no shit. “The angels left God and pursued Lilith, whom they overtook in the midst of the sea, in the mighty waters wherein the Egyptians were destined to drown. They told her God’s word, but she did not wish to return. The angels said, ‘We shall drown you in the sea.’ ‘Leave me!’ she said. ‘I was created only to cause sickness to infants. If the infant is male, I have dominion over him for eight days after his birth, and if female, for twenty days.’ When the angels heard Lilith’s words, they insisted she go back. But she swore to them by the name of the living and eternal God: ‘Whenever I see you or your names or your forms in an amulet, I will have no power over that infant.'”
Tabitha 1:07:51
I feel like, when is this happening? Because are we still in the garden? Like this is what I’m confused about this, they’re like infants and children like those aren’t —
Simone 1:07:58
Those don’t exist yet.
Tabitha 1:08:00
Yeah, they’re not things yet. So I don’t know what, where we’re going with this. I mean, I get it. What they’re doing with this, is just like a shitty excuse to sell shitty amulets, but…
Jane 1:08:09
It does not make sense but I have to say that once I read this when I was 14, I did write Lilith’s name all over my bed and my bedroom door.
Tabitha 1:08:16
Nice.
Daniel 1:08:17
I’m gonna say for the first act of the story I was sympathizing with Lilith quite strongly. Let me catch up to them, she says no, “I’m here to cause infants — cause sickness to children that’s my, that’s my bag.” Well it’s been like two days since you left, what have you been doing?
Tabitha 1:08:34
The, see, you is not good for —
Simone 1:08:36
She just like you know had a bad — she was trying to find herself in like a Steve Jobs kind of way, went out and did LSD in the desert, and things took a turn.
Daniel 1:08:43
Yeah, the sea was angry that day.
Tabitha 1:08:46
Anyway, so to finish this off, says, “She also agreed to have one hundred of her children die every day. Accordingly, every day one hundred demons perish, and for the same reason, we write the angels’ names on the amulets of young children. When Lilith sees their names, she remembers her oath, and the child recovers.” Yeah, she walks over, she’s like, “Ha ha, child!” And then she’s like, “Nuts.”
Simone 1:09:10
“Aw nuts, jewelry.”
Tabitha 1:09:12
“Damn, foiled again.”
Daniel 1:09:14
I find this fascinating that this anonymous writer, picked the name Lilith on purpose, and then later decided that he had to tie that back into the long-standing mythology about crib death and death in childbirth. So he didn’t pick that name randomly. He did that on purpose. I assume some sort of subversive agenda in mind, although what I can’t quite say.
Tabitha 1:09:37
Right.
Simone 1:09:38
Well, you know, so much of religion is about alleviating one’s fears about you know, common dangers. You know, crib death is something that happens; I’m sure that happened a lot more back then. So if you had some way of protecting your child, even if it probably wasn’t actually true or didn’t work, it still felt better. So if this story tells you that if you make an amulet with an angel’s name on it or whatever, you can protect your child, well, you’re gonna do it. If nothing else, it’s not gonna hurt.
Tabitha 1:10:11
I don’t know why when I read this the first time it made me think of going to like Great America and getting your name written on a grain of sand. And like wearing it —
Simone 1:10:21
Those nameplate tattoos are — not tattoos, those nameplate necklaces that were real popular around Sex in the City. It’s like your name in gold, which — we talked about my name earlier. You have to special order that shit, it’s really annoying.
Tabitha 1:10:37
“My son is also named Bort.” So to bring that back around to the Simpsons…
Daniel 1:10:44
Deep cuts with the Simpsons references.
Simone 1:10:47
We’re gonna throw throw in some Ralphie later just for the fun of it.
Daniel 1:10:49
Who wants to finish with Hammer’s comments here?
Jane 1:10:54
Jill Hammer: “Some believe that this story is a serious attempt to explain the death of infants, while others are convinced it is a humorous tale of sexual quarrels and unsuccessful angels. The Lilith of this story confronts both Adam and God: she defies patriarchy, refuses a submissive posture,and in the end prefers to become a demon rather than live under Adam’s authority.”
Tabitha 1:11:14
I mean, I don’t blame her. Fucking power to you, lady.
Jane 1:11:16
“Notice that Lilith flees to the Sea of Reeds: the place where the Hebrews will one day go free from slavery. In this version of the Lilith story, Lilith becomes what all tyrants fear: a person who is aware she is enslaved.”
Tabitha 1:11:28
Oh, damn.
Simone 1:11:29
Deep.
Tabitha 1:11:29
That’s super deep.
Daniel 1:11:31
I also want to bring up in some of the sources that we’ll talk about in a second and then also contemporary stories that repeat this myth. We’ll see this image of Adam as this kind of hapless idiot. And if that depiction bothers you, for some reason, I want to point out you got to blame the Alphabet of Ben Sirah, which — first of all, we don’t know who the author was. Second of all, the author was almost certainly some man who had some axe to grind about something or other and nobody knows what. But that’s, uh, yeah, like like it’s it’s, it’s very consistent with the characterization that we see in this story as unexplicable as it is.
Jane 1:12:05
Also don’t be that guy and it won’t bother you.
Daniel 1:12:08
Yes, fair enough. So the next major primary source after Ben Sirah is the Zohar which is a —
Simone 1:12:15
Which is not the the thing from Big. It’s not the fortune telling machine from Big. Just so you know.
Tabitha 1:12:20
Nor is it that really bad movie. From that really bad movie.
Simone 1:12:24
Oh, the Adam Sandler “Don’t Mess With the –“? That’s Zohan.
Tabitha 1:12:27
Don’t mess with the Zohar.
Daniel 1:12:29
I mean actually, no really seriously don’t because —
Tabitha 1:12:31
Okay.
Jane 1:12:32
Nor is it a character from Ghostbusters or HP Lovecraft.
Daniel 1:12:38
Now that we’ve established everything the Zohar is NOT everything possible. Might be from Lovecraft, I don’t know. Zohar is another Midrash from the 12th century. And here is what the editors of Samson Books, who I gather have published a copy of this although I did not read that particular one, had to say about it. “The Zohar is essentially a Kabbalistic Midrash (i.e. a collection of commentaries) on the Torah (first five books of Old Testament). The Zohar is thus the most important work of Kabbalah, as it largely defines Kabbalistic beliefs. The Zohar consists of twenty-two volumes penned by Rabbi Moses de Leon around 1200 CE in Spain.” Those who can’t place the reference: Kabbalah is Jewish mysticism.
Simone 1:13:14
It’s the thing that Madonna was into for a while.
Tabitha 1:13:16
Yeah the little red thing, red fabric on your wrist or what have you.
Daniel 1:13:21
Yeah, I mean, the Kabbalah was used as the basis for most of the ceremonial magic of the Renaissance and later occult periods. And I am most familiar with it because I recently read Israel Regardie’s 700-page book about the rituals and practices of the Golden Dawn. Israel was Aleister Crowley’s personal assistant. He came along after the Golden Dawn broke up, was like kind of fascinated and intrigued and obsessed with them. And so he gathered as much firsthand info as he could and later published it, which pissed off all of the other former order members because that shit is supposed to be secret.
Tabitha 1:13:58
Right.
Daniel 1:13:59
And I found a copy of the whole thing at Rasputin for $3 in the used bin, so I bought it. 700 pages worth of ceremonial magic. It’s not a light read. I can’t say that I got a lot out of it, although there was some intriguing material, and they’re mostly talking about the significance of the Kabbalah. So even though this is a weird, obscure source, it’s got a it’s got a deep footprint, and apparently it’s got some shit to say about Lilith in here too. Quote — again, it’s still the editors of Samson Books talking about their edition.
Daniel 1:14:29
“The Zohar supports all the fundamental elements of Lilith’s legend. It holds that she was created at the same time as Adam from the dust of the earth, but whereas Adam was animated by the perfect light of god, Lilith was animated with the defective light of Samael (Lucifer). Furthermore, the Zohar states that when Adam’s body was created, a thousand defiled spirits tried to preemptively enter and animate his body, but God’s spirit descended and drove them away. God’s spirit then entered and animated the man. Apparently, the defiled spirits did succeed in preemptively animating Lilith, for the Zohar holds that she was animated to life before God descended and Adam was completed.” What kind of weird Scientology shit did we stumble into there?
Tabitha 1:15:09
I just liked the idea that they’re like, “Oh ho, look at me, I’m Lilith,” flapping her arms around like she’s a puppet.
Simone 1:15:17
Yeah, like they’re Jim Henson and she’s Big Bird.
Tabitha 1:15:20
Yes, exactly.
Daniel 1:15:22
Rabbi Moses de Leon has got some shit going on here; is like what, what animated the first man? Well, obviously the perfect light of God. What animated the first woman? Obviously 100 demons. What else could it be?
Tabitha 1:15:32
A bunch of fucking demons. Shit. It was awful.
Jane 1:15:35
Like this is the first reference we’ve literally had to Lucifer in this whole story.
Simone 1:15:39
Yep.
Daniel 1:15:40
Yeah. And in fact, you’ll notice there the name they use “Samael.” If we go back to our Satanic symbols episode, Episode 30, where we talk about the Sigil of Baphomet. These days, I think most people leave off the Samael-Lilith inscription for whatever reason, but that’s where that comes from. Those two figures are tied very closely together in Kabbalah, or so I’m told. Tabitha, you wanna take the next part?
Tabitha 1:16:02
“The Zohar relates that Lilith was an unsuitable helpmate for Adam and fled from him. Lilith desired to mate with angels.”
Simone 1:16:11
Who blames her?
Tabitha 1:16:11
Yeah get on, get it girl. “She was also the serpent who tempted Eve.” Oh!
Simone 1:16:19
You’re meeting in the ladies room in a club and you’re like, he’s no good for you?
Tabitha 1:16:21
Yeah, or you’re like pumping, pumping somebody else up.
Jane 1:16:24
Try this knowledge instead.
Tabitha 1:16:26
Yes, knowledge is delicious. “The Zohar also confirms that Lilith is the slayer of children, and that her spirit is the slaying spirit of the bitter water trial.” What’s the bitter water trial?
Daniel 1:16:39
I don’t know. I’m sorry.
Simone 1:16:40
Is this like the whole like, if she floats like a duck, then she’s a witch?
Tabitha 1:16:45
I think it’s the new challenge, the bitter water challenge.
Xavier (off mic) 1:16:48
Bitter water is a thing they use to perform abortions in the Bible.
Daniel 1:16:53
Did the audience hear that? Should we repeat that?
Tabitha 1:16:56
See? Okay, I’ve just found out that apparently the bitter water trial is actually just an abortion in the Bible.
Simone 1:17:04
TIL. Today I learned. Okay, so moving on to the next one. It’s a piece called “Samael, Lilith, and the Concept of Evil In Early Kabbalah” by Joseph Dan, for the Association for Jewish Studies in 1980.
Daniel 1:17:20
By the way, the Association for Jewish Studies is an academic journal. It doesn’t refer just to the association itself. That’s not clear from the title. So I just thought I’d put that out there.
Simone 1:17:28
All right, good. Good to know, good to be specific. So our next passage here says “Rabbi Isaac, primary author of the Zohar described Samael and Lilith as a pair. It seemed that the literary development which brought forth this formula began with the myth of Lilith as presented in the satirical pseudo-Ben Sirah. And later revisions of that work, which included a description of a sexual relationship between Lilith and a great demon, who was later identified as Samael.” Oh, yeah, the the versions of the story that I had heard in high school was that she preferred to bang demons because they got big dicks. The passage continues. “Both Lilith and Samael in these stories are not principles of evil; this transformation probably occurred only in the work of Rabbi Isaac. Isaac formulated the myth of the evil worlds which were destroyed before this world was created, a myth which became a central motif in the kabbalah.” So the earth had a first draft, like Adam’s wife had a first draft.
Jane 1:18:32
Yeah. It kind of seems like it’s related to the fact that they are taking all this mythology from the Babylonians and trying to act like it’s theirs. Yeah, if like, there is a first version, but then the second version is better because it’s ours.
Tabitha 1:18:44
Yeah.
Simone 1:18:45
It’s polished. You know, we did another draft, we tightened some things up. We got Patton Oswalt to punch up the jokes, you know.
Jane 1:18:52
High times.
Daniel 1:18:53
I have actually I had two questions. Question number one. So are we to assume from this that Samael let her be on top because I assume that that must be —
Simone 1:19:01
Well, she wouldn’t get with him otherwise.
Jane 1:19:03
I feel like demons in general, obviously have better taste in sexual positions than —
Simone 1:19:07
Demons are freaky.
Jane 1:19:08
No kidding.
Daniel 1:19:10
I feel like I feel like there’s a lesson here in not letting your insecurities get in the way of a good relationship, you know?
Simone 1:19:15
That is right!
Jane 1:19:17
It’s not just the anatomical, be a little bit more creative. You’ll be fine.
Daniel 1:19:21
I also have a question for you, Jane. I’ve never read I did not read The Book of Lilith for this. I’m curious how all of this material relates to what you were familiar with.
Jane 1:19:28
Um, let’s see. Uh, one of the things I remember most about it is the fact that that author associates Lilith with the incubus and the succubus a lot. She also talks about how Lilith is represented by snakes and fire as visual images
Simone 1:19:46
Plenty of those in the Bible.
Jane 1:19:47
Right right. I remember the mythology listed a little bit in that book, but mostly what I remember about it is the way it was relates, related to modern times. Lilith is about feminine empowerment and embracing the darkness and facing the fact that like, there is darkness in the world, and you have to deal with it if you want to be safe and go around, and that’s kind of what it means that you need to write Lilith name on your doors and your bed posts. Like you need to acknowledge the fact that there’s danger and darkness in the world.
Tabitha 1:20:21
That’s very interesting.
Jane 1:20:22
Yeah.
Tabitha 1:20:23
From “The Coming of Lilith,” Judith Plaskow, 1972. “In the beginning, the Lord God –” I like, I just — sorry, as an aside, I like the “Lord God,” like I just wanted to keep going, I feel like the “Lord God Savior…”
Simone 1:20:37
First of his name. Breaker of Chains. Mother of Dragons.
Tabitha 1:20:44
I was wondering when we were —
Simone 1:20:45
Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea… How many of these can I do? Of the Red Keep…
Jane 1:20:51
Betrayer of all my hopes and dreams?
Simone 1:20:54
Protector of the realm… The king of the Andals…
Jane 1:21:01
Blah, blah, blah, all kinds of stuff.
Simone 1:21:03
It’s a long Starbucks name for the barista to yell out.
Daniel 1:21:07
I keep, I keep thinking of I think it’s in Rocky II where Apollo’s ring entrance goes on so long that Rocky interrupts him. “You got enough names for yourself?”
Tabitha 1:21:18
All right, anyway. “In the beginning, the Lord God formed Adam and Lilith. Created from the same source, they were equal in all ways. Adam, being a man, didn’t like this situation.”
Simone 1:21:32
Typical.
Tabitha 1:21:33
Mm-hmm. “But Lilith wasn’t one to take any nonsense. She picked herself up, uttered God’s holy name,” flipped off Adam, “and flew away.”
Simone 1:21:44
One of those pieces was added.
Tabitha 1:21:45
I added that.
Simone 1:21:46
It fits, it fits.
Tabitha 1:21:48
Well. “‘Well now, Lord,’ complained Adam, ‘that uppity woman you sent has gone and deserted me.’ And so God, after more careful consideration this time, created for him a second companion.”
Tabitha 1:22:01
“For a time, Eve and Adam had a good thing going. Adam was happy now, and Eve, though she occasionally sensed capacities within herself that remained undeveloped, was basically satisfied. The only thing that really disturbed her was the excluding closeness of the relationship between Adam and God. Adam and God just seemed to have more in common, both being men, and Adam came to identify with God more and more.”
Simone 1:22:28
It sounds sort of like a buddy cop movie, where Adam and God are partners and then like Adam’s wife was like, “You’re married to your job.”
Tabitha 1:22:38
“After a while, that made God a bit uncomfortable too,” I just really like that he’s like, okay, “Adam, you gotta like, go…” “And he started going over in his mind whether he may have made a mistake letting Adam talk him into creating Eve, seeing the power that gave Adam.”
Simone 1:22:59
Well, if Adam can talk ya into doing something and you’re God, then you know, who has the real power in this relationship
Jane 1:23:05
You should be questioning yourself in that situation.
Simone 1:23:07
I agree.
Daniel 1:23:08
So I just want to interrupt here. So this, is this is a short story that Plaskow wrote in ’72, as Tabitha said. Plaskow was a contemporary writer, she’s still alive. There’s a lot, a fair amount of contemporary fiction about Lilith. I picked this one because it’s a really great synthesis of all the other material we’ve covered. It’s also fucking hysterical and wonderful and spry, and lively. And the version we’re reading you is abridged for time, the full version is a little bit longer, and I powerfully encourage everybody to read the whole thing because it’s beautiful. It will stick but it’s exactly —
Simone 1:23:41
What does it just seems like sarcastic as fuck, like, like, God was having second thoughts because Adam was like, you know, inviting himself over and staying really late, like eating all of his food…
Tabitha 1:23:52
And he didn’t even bring beer, like…
Simone 1:23:53
He was like, “I gotta get out of here, man. I gotta go. I got work next morning.” Anyway.
Jane 1:23:58
Anyway, “Meanwhile Lilith attempted from time to time to rejoin the human community in the garden. After her first fruitless attempt to breach its walls, Adam worked hard to build them stronger, even getting Eve to help him. He told her fearsome stories of the demon Lilith who threatens women in childbirth and steals children from their cradles.” Again, with this reference to childbirth when we all know that childbirth doesn’t even exist until after the fall. It’s very weird. Sorry, this Bible stuff does not make sense. Their, their…
Simone 1:24:28
Chronology is a little wonky.
Jane 1:24:31
“One day Eve, wandering around the edge of the garden noticed a young apple tree she and Adam had planted and saw that one of its branches stretched over the garden wall.”
Simone 1:24:40
The HOA is gonna be so mad about that.
Jane 1:24:42
“She tried to climb it and swung herself over the wall. Lilith was waiting. They talked for many hours. Not once, but many times.”
Tabitha 1:24:52
Yeah, Friends forever.
Jane 1:24:54
I know this thing about Eve and Lilith becoming friends is so important. “Adam was puzzled by Eve’s coming in comings and goings, and disturbed by what he sensed to be her new attitude towards him. He talked to God about it. And God, having his own problems with Adam and somewhat broader perspective, was able to help out a little, but he was confused too. And God and Adam were expectant and afraid the day Eve and Lilith returned to the garden, bursting with possibilities, ready to rebuild it together.”
Simone 1:25:23
Because when the, the gals get together and realize that they have more in common, and they’re better friends, they’re just like, let’s just ditch these guys.
Tabitha 1:25:30
Yeah let’s ditch these dumb-ass dudes.
Jane 1:25:33
Solidarity is very powerful. And it’s also very important that like, Eve and Lilith are seen as being so different, like such different kinds of people, but they still have to have this thing in common.
Simone 1:25:46
Well, you know, like, you know, there’s, there’s nothing better to bond two people than talking shit about a third person.
Jane 1:25:51
Right, exactly.
Simone 1:25:51
So like, “Can you believe what Adam did the other day?”
Tabitha 1:25:54
“Did you hear God? He chews so loud.”
Daniel 1:26:00
Well, I will say one of the things that — the way I read this story, there’s a bit that leapt out of here that I probably shouldn’t have that I was reminded of with Jane just said that when Eve first sees Lilith again, she’s expecting her to be a monster, because that’s what she was told. And since realizes, “No, it’s just another woman, I didn’t know that was a thing.” And she becomes really fascinated about that idea. And I think it’s, I find it in the same way that Adam has another man to relate to, he has God. And here we see Lilith fulfill eventually kind of fulfilling the god role for Eve, in the same way that a lot of people eventually turn to Lilith to try to find a divine feminine, or in our case, a Satanic feminine archetype that they can relate to that same way that that fourth piece was missing until she comes back into the story. I think that’s that’s… Oh, God. All right. Beautiful.
Jane 1:26:46
Yeah, yeah.
Tabitha 1:26:47
That’s really, that’s really nice.
Simone 1:26:49
All right, so let’s button this up with our last quote here. So this is also from Jill Hammer. “Lilith has become such a popular figure that whole enterprises (like the women’s music concert Lilith Fair and the Jewish feminist journal Lilith Magazine) are named after her. Once a source of fear, Lilith has been transformed into an icon of freedom. While some disapprove of this widespread embrace of a former demon, Lilith’s rehabilitation makes sense. The frightening character of Lilith grew, in part, out of repression: repression of sexuality, repression of the free impulse in women, repression of the question ‘what if I left it all behind?'” Fuck it.
Tabitha 1:27:31
Yeah.
Simone 1:27:32
“As modern Jews begin to ask questions about sex, freedom and choice more directly, Lilith becomes a complex representation of our own desires.” So I think that yeah, that I don’t think that Jill Hammer was trying to relate this to Satanic perspective, but that quote, does kind of, you know, help slot it in where, you know, you talk about freedom, autonomy, looking at things from the opposite perspective, you know, because that’s, if we’re looking at the story of Satan from the opposite perspective, where he is actually the hero and sympathetic, we can do the same for Lilith, basically, the Satanic value of saying, “Fuck it, I’m gonna do what I want.” You know. So, yeah, I think that that really helps to, to relate it to why we’re talking about her today.
Tabitha 1:28:24
I have to say, reading through all this stuff was very kind of emotional for me. Like, I’m not really used to reading a lot of like, older, feminine perspective stuff. Like, we just don’t get a lot of it in Christianity, but also in Satanism and stuff like it’s there, because we’ve injected it into there. But like, I don’t know, there wasn’t a lot of this kind of stuff. And it was really, really cool to learn a lot more about it and these different stories and where people have taken Lilith, and I don’t know, I didn’t realize how much I identify with her. And I’m really happy to know that now.
Simone 1:29:04
Yeah. Well, now it makes sense why so many of our Satanic femme friends have decided to adopt that name because it represents a lot of bad-ass-ness.
Tabitha 1:29:15
Badassery.
Jane 1:29:17
Nice. Yeah. So I have a quote that I failed to look up the name of the person who said it yet again. But it goes, “Mythology isn’t a story about the past. It’s a story about what’s happening now.”
Simone 1:29:27
Oh, yeah.
Jane 1:29:28
And Lilith has been really influential on me. I love reading about her and writing about her and not to reveal too much too early. But Lilith is going to be heavily involved in the Halloween project that we have coming up this year.
Simone 1:29:43
We’ve got such cool things coming up for Halloween. You guys don’t even know.
Jane 1:29:46
Yeah, just get ready. Just start anticipating.
Simone 1:29:50
Get your tickets now! But… you can’t because we don’t have a listing.
Jane 1:29:53
No, we’re not ready yet. It’s too early, all in due time.
Daniel 1:29:56
I’ll say, for my part, this was an incredibly rewarding exercise. I’m getting to dive a little bit more into this material. Unfortunately, there’s so much good stuff that we didn’t, weren’t able to include in this show because it is only so much you can do in an hour.
Jane 1:30:10
Just like 6,000 years of mythologies, so.
Daniel 1:30:13
But what I particularly loved about this is comparing Lilith directly to Satan. I always make the argument that, you know, Satan is not a Satanist figure, he’s not a Christian character. He is a composite. There is, there’s ancient religions and folklore and myths. There’s pagan elements in there, there’s Jewish elements in there, there’s Christian elements in there. And there’s also an awful lot of art and literature and pop culture that goes into creating the figure that we think of as the devil. Here, when we kind of trace Lilith from beginning to end we see, really even more, there’s a lot that went into the hopper on this one. It’s you know, starting with those very basic primal fears about death and mortality and the mortality of your children and the uncertainty of a world where you don’t have control over your own body. And then going from that to these ancient superstitions and myths that are so potent and powerful and strange.
Daniel 1:31:05
And then going from there into you know, theology and the Midrash and trying to make sense out of the traditions of your ancestors and then into apparently ancient Jewish sarcasm with Ben Sirah, which is phemonenal. And then feminism and art and literature and all of it and Lilith comes out the other side, is this, this sparkling, beautiful, weird, complex idea. It’s, it’s, it’s a little it’s almost overwhelming, honestly. I also found it very interesting that, you know, it is sort of — I wouldn’t say it’s a problem, but it is difficult sometimes that Satan is almost invariably portrayed as male. There are some exceptions of that women have played the devil in a lot of movies, for example, Jane talked about that on our previous episode that she was in. But for the most part, it’s kind of a masculine energy that goes into that, or maybe an androgynous one. Lilith is kind of the big exception. She’s the big feminine devil archetype. And it’s really cool to have that. At the same time, she doesn’t quite fit. She never, you know, she’s just not going to be, you know, Satan, but a woman, it doesn’t work that way, because — and looking at the myth that makes sense, because of course, she’s going to be her own force and her own person for lack of a better word. And so, I know a lot of Satanists revere her very explicitly, like our friends at Twin Temple are really into Lilith for fairly obvious reasons. And so trying to, trying to find where that element fits into your own practice and views is, I think an interesting exercise.
Simone 1:32:27
To kind of tie this back to our news story. So there have been a lot of, you know, protests against the anti abortion laws that have been passed in so many states. And some people in these protests will come — you know, will show up at the Capitol or what have you dressed as handmaids from The Handmaid’s Tale, and it’s supposed to be shaming, it’s supposed to be you know, suggesting that you’re putting us into The Handmaid’s Tale, but you know someone on Twitter, I wish I could remember who was saying, that’s maybe not the best position to take because by the time The Handmaid’s Tale has happened, women are subservient. We are role-playing subservient women, and it’s not shaming because these people have no shame. We don’t have like any kind of consensus on what Lilith maybe looked like, although I kind of like the idea of like, maybe some sort of owl motif, maybe an owl hat, a fetching owl hat. I think, you know, maybe we should be dressing up as Lilith for these for these protests, taking on a more powerful stance.
Jane 1:33:32
I’m into that.
Tabitha 1:33:33
Yeah, I like it.
Daniel 1:33:34
We don’t associate what good looks like there’s a particular artifact, it’s a relief that — it’s an image you’ve probably seen, it’s definitely going to be the cover image for this episode. It’s also on the cover of our “Abort, Abort!” Chick tract. And I, it’s often referred to as a carving of Lilith. I think the more recent archaeological consensus on that is that’s probably actually Ishtar which is a different, vaguely similar goddess, but she does have wings and owl’s claws for feet. So there is that. So if you want to if you want to design a look, there’s a good place to start. On the topic of depictions of Lilith, Jane, I know you want to talk. We don’t have a lot of time, but I know you at least wanted to touch on some pop cultural issues.
Jane 1:34:15
Okay. We all know how much I love the chilling Adventures of Sabrina. I think it’s great. And I — also Michelle Gomez, in particular, glorious and wonderful.
Tabitha 1:34:26
But what shall we say spoilers just in case people haven’t seen this or know?
Jane 1:34:31
If you have not seen part one of Sabrina yet. First of all, get on it.
Tabitha 1:34:38
Pause this. Yeah. Watch it.
Jane 1:34:40
Watch it before you listen to the rest of this part. Three, two, one. And Lilith is not supposed to be subservient to the devil. Lilith is not in opposition to the devil either. She is an aspect of the devil. And that’s about it. Right?
Simone 1:34:57
And this is portrayed in the show?
Jane 1:34:59
Right? Right. So that’s fine. I like the fact that Lilith is on the show. I like the fact that in the end, she sort of takes her position and everything. I don’t know, I was pretty frustrated by the way that Lilith first was portrayed on that show overall.
Daniel 1:35:13
Well, I think the way that they portray Lilith on Sabrina is, is very much the way that she’s portrayed in myth as somebody who thinks of herself as equal and wants to be on equal footing. And he’s denied that, which is kind of disappointing when the person shutting her down and Satan, but you know, pretty much everything about Satan on that show is disappointing.
Jane 1:35:31
Right.
Simone 1:35:32
Yeah. You know, I watched the first season of that show, I thought it was fine. I’m just not — super. I’m not going to continue. I got I got other stuff to watch. Like, like Frasier.
Tabitha 1:35:43
Yeah, I’ve seen none of it. I watched She-Ra instead.
Jane 1:35:47
I’m gonna continue watching it, I want to see what happens in the future.
Simone 1:35:51
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Tabitha 1:36:24
I know I always am like, oh, let me just say one thing about the Discord server, but — let me just say one thing about Discord server. They are putting together their own D&D game right now. There are members of the Discord server who are trying to put a game together and I bet there will be more so if that’s something that you want to get into an online D&D game, there could be one happening in a Satanic Discord server near you. So fucking roll for some initiative and get on Discord.
Daniel 1:36:51
In fact, we’re having our first voice chat about that the day after recording this episode.
Simone 1:36:55
Oh, nice.
Daniel 1:36:56
So yeah, again, not just an online D&D game, but an online D&D game composed entirely of Satanists to listen to Black Mass Appeal. So there you have it. If you want to find out more about to Satanic Bay Area, check us out at SatanicBayArea.com. You can follow us on Facebook at Satanic Bay Area and on Instagram as the same. Keep up on all of our doings. You can find us on Twitter at @satanicSF is the handle there. Or if you want to come down and compare some positions of your own, you can do it at Satanic Coffee Hour at Wicked Grounds Coffee Shop in San Francisco —
Simone 1:37:26
The most appropriate place for you to do that.
Daniel 1:37:28
Yes, indeed, the third Thursday of every month, used to be the second Thursday, we’ve moved. And next time we are at Wicked Grounds, which is, I’m going to remind everybody the official sponsor of Black Mass Appeal and our oldest friend and supporter. Tab, the next time we’re there, what are we having?
Tabitha 1:37:42
We’re gonna be having a spinach and bacon salad, which wasn’t on the menu, but I was looking at their Yelp page and is on the sign. So it is I guess, whenever the menu that I have because I have a PDF on my phone that I have had for like a year that I keep pulling from, but it isn’t, it isn’t on there. It’s just on there. So I’m assuming that is like their spinach salad, which I think has like walnuts and tomatoes on it. But also with bacon. And everything’s better with bacon, so eat it.
Daniel 1:38:17
Do we want to do a Hail Satan or a hail Lilith on this one, which would be more appropriate?
Simone 1:38:20
Can we do both?
Daniel 1:38:21
Uh, yeah, sure. Am I the only wone who finds Lilith hard to say, that double L is is kind of tricky for me.
Tabitha 1:38:27
Lilith.
Daniel 1:38:28
Hail Lilith is real — it’s like a lot of Ls in there, but I’m gonna try.
Tabitha 1:38:31
Hail Lilililith.
Simone 1:38:32
Hail Satan then hail Lilith.
Daniel 1:38:33
Okay, ready? Yeah. 3-2-1, hail Satan! And 3-2-1, hail Lilith!
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