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Satanic “Chick” Tract: Halloween! (Preorders)

Black Mass Appeal — Sat, 17 Sep 2022 00:23:19 +0000

For decades, millions of those distinctive, 3 x 5 black and white Christian gospel comic book tracts have littered bus stops and public restrooms coast to coast. It was only a matter of time before Satan got in on the act too.

“I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN” is our brand new tract illustrated by Satanist cartoonist Tabitha Slander, which may or may not resemble the ironically hilarious style of a certain late Christian cartoonist who shall remain nameless…

(It also sports a killer cover from Satanic Coloring Book artist Jason Lenox.)

On Halloween night, some luckless preachers are trying to lure kids into their Hell House for some holiday indoctrination, but what happens when local Satanists show up instead and treat them to more than they bargained for?

PRE-ORDER your tracts for the holiday season now–orders begin shipping October 7.

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Soup For My Family sticker (set of 10)

Black Mass Appeal — Sat, 28 Nov 2020 23:17:21 +0000

And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right? And then, when they get caught, they say, “No, this is soup for my family.” They’re so innocent. “This is soup for my family.” It’s incredible. And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup. And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police. And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect. And when they get caught, they say, “No, this is just soup for my family.” And then the media says, “This is just soup. These people are very, very innocent. They’re innocent people. These are just protesters. Isn’t it wonderful to allow protesting?”

(Proceeds from this item benefit Norcal Resists.)

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Satanic “Chick” Tract: Abort! Abort!

Black Mass Appeal — Thu, 14 Mar 2019 07:42:42 +0000

“ABORT! ABORT!” is our second tract, illustrated by Satanist cartoonist Tabitha Slander and written by Bay Area Satanist Brigid Breed, which may or may not strangely resemble the ironically hilarious style of a certain late Christian cartoonist.

In “ABORT! ABORT!,” a chance encounter on a San Francisco street corner leads an anti-aborton protester to question everything she believes. Will her meddling but adorable guardian angel prevent her freedom of choice?

“ABORT! ABORT!” also features the distinctive likenesses of our Kickstarters backers who helped bring both of these comics to you. And one of them is a dog.

(Disclaimer: “ABORT! ABORT!” references some of the legal actions of the Satanic Temple. “ABORT! ABORT!” is not a product of the Satanic Temple or directly affiliated with them.)

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Tabitha Slander Holiday Postcard (Set of 3)

Black Mass Appeal — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 17:11:32 +0000

Spread some holiday cheer! Or fear! (Or at least a little concern.) Black Mass Appeal’s own Tabitha Slander has created three winter holiday themed carts that appeal to the more diabolical side of the season. This is a set of three cards, one of each design: Cthulhu’s dreams, Krampus’s greeting, and Baphy in the manger. (Individual cards available here.) Cards are postcards, 4 inches by 6 inches. Cards will ship last week of November.

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Tabitha Slander Holiday Postcard (Individual card)

Black Mass Appeal — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 17:10:10 +0000

Spread some holiday cheer! Or fear! (Or at least a little concern.) Black Mass Appeal’s own Tabitha Slander has a brand new winter holiday themed to the more diabolical side of the 2019 season. Cards are postcards, 5 inches by 7 inches.

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Satanic “Chick” Tract: Constitutional Rites

Black Mass Appeal — Mon, 14 May 2018 02:08:02 +0000

“Constitutional Rites” is our first original tract by Satanist cartoonist Tabitha Slander, which may or may not strangely resemble the ironically hilarious style of a certain late Christian cartoonist.

In “Constitutional Rites,” evangelical politician Jason Stanley wants to put a monument to the Ten Commandments at the state capitol. Can some friendly local Satanists teach him about the value of separating church and state instead? (Spoiler: Yes, they can, that’s the whole point.)

(Disclaimer: “Constitutional Rites” references the Satanic Temple’s ongoing disagreement with a certain American politician who shall remain nameless. “Constitutional Rites” is not a product of the Satanic Temple or directly affiliated with them.)

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Black Mass Appeal sticker

Black Mass Appeal — Sun, 13 May 2018 23:15:04 +0000

4 inch wide by 3 inch tall glossy sticker of the Black Mass Appeal logo.

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Black Mass Appeal enamel pin

Black Mass Appeal — Sun, 13 May 2018 22:59:07 +0000

1.25 inch wide hard enamel pin of the Black Mass Appeal logo. Black nickel metal with white enamel and a butterfly backing.

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